Promo of the Year – To me, it’s Humanity
What makes a great promo? To me, it’s Humanity. A great promo exemplifies the shared human experience. It also has … Read More
Author: Aaron Rights
The Royal Rumble is Royally Rotten
I do not want to watch the 2026 Royal Rumble. I know better than to hold out hope for change. … Read More
Peter Pan, Pro Wrestling, and Raja Jackson
There’s a reason wrestlers are called “Boys.” In the Peter Pan story, lost boys are taken to the island where … Read More
Wrestling Commentary Is Trash – Enough fellating Michael Cole as the GOAT
Enough fellating Michael Cole as the GOAT. Who cares about the Pat MacAfee vs. Corey Graves debate. Time to put … Read More
The Rock Is Going To Win An Oscar
It’s only a matter of time. You know it, deep down inside, too. Dwayne Johnson is going to climb those … Read More
Female Wrestlers SHOULD Be Doing OnlyFans
This article isn’t for fans already cheering on their favorite female wrestlers’ OnlyFans, or happily subscribing to the spicy content … Read More
WWE’s LFG Is Their Best Wrestling Show, And It’s Not Even Close
I’m not here to bury RAW, SmackDown, NXT, AAA or Evolve. But let me drop a lil truth bomb on … Read More
Dear Shawn Michaels, Please Stop Using Online Name Generators for NXT Superstars
I’m not here to throw shade at the Heartbreak Kid. But as a lifelong WWE fan whose heart once beat … Read More
John Cena’s Heel Promos Hurt My Feelings, and I Hate That He’s Right
I didn’t want to write this. I wanted to rant about how John Cena’s heel turn feels like a betrayal, … Read More