A compilation of various wrestling jokes/one-liners

Here is a compilation of various wrestling jokes/one-liners that have been used around the internet over the years…

Q: What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
A: What’cha you gonna glue, brother?

Q: What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
A: You can’t C me!

Q: What did D’Von Dudley tell Bubba Ray Dudley while they were working at McDonalds?
A: Oh my brother, test the fries!

Q: Why couldn’t Bray Wyatt light the fireplace?
A: Because he loses all his matches.

Q: Why is Bayley so gangsta?
A: Because she chose the “Hug” Life.

Q: What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when Adam tried to feel him up?
A: I’m straight, Edge.

Q: How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.

Q: How many Impact Wrestling fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Both of them.

Q: Why does Vince McMahon want to go to heaven?
A: Because he has no chance in hell.

Q: Why can’t Shawn Michaels go to the gas station?
A: Because he always carries matches.

Q: Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he already tore his quad stepping off the curb.

Q: Why is Ricochet to blame for the high unemployment rate?
A: Because he is doing all the jobs.

Q: Why does Big Show get lost while driving so frequently?
A: He keeps turning.

Q: Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?
A: Because he’s constantly swerving.

Q: What religion is Jason Reso?
A: Christian.

Q: What did Steve Austin say when asked to describe a basic unit of electrical power?
A: “WATT?”

Q: How does Big Show like his steak prepared?

Q: How does Michelle McCool sleep at night?
A: Under Taker.

Q: What’s Triple H’s favorite element on the periodic table?
A: Barium.

Q: Why does Mick Foley buy supermarket brand cola?
A: Because he always goes for the cheap pop.