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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer but with Vince McMahon lyrics

Aaron Rift

Reddit user Shippoyasha changed the lyrics of the classic Christmas song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer to have a Vince McMahon theme…

You know Heyman and Jarrett and Russo and Monsoon,

Cornette and Dixie and Turner and Bischoff..

But do you recall?

The most famous CEO of all?

McMahon the Red-Faced Chairman

Had a very shiny face,

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say it steams.

All of the other chairmen

Used to laugh and call him names;

They never let poor McMahon

Join any wrestling domains!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say,

McMahon with your face so bright,

Won’t you write kayfabe tonight?

Then all the chairmen loved him

As they shouted out with glee,

McMahon the Red-Faced chairman

You’ll go down in history!