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Video: Scott Steiner’s “math” promo from TNA/Impact Wrestling in 2008

Aaron Rift

Prior to the 2008 TNA/Impact Wrestling Sacrifice PPV, Scott Steiner cut a promo to hype up his triple threat match…

“You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true.

Normally, if you go one on one with a wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal, so you got 25% chance at best, at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down!

You’ve got a 33.3% chance of winning. But I, I’ve got a 66 and two third chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance, minus my 25% chance, and you’ve got an eight and a third chance of winning, at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 per chance chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and two thirds… per cents, I got a 141 and two thirds chance of winning, at Sacrifice. The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you!” (quotes via IMDB.com)