Matt Cardona shares e-mail from a fan that wants to smell his “gaseous, sulphuric farts”

This has taken me 7 years for me to say, this has taken a lot of courage for me to say, Sir, but my name is Will and I’m a 26 year old bodybuilder from Tampa, Florida, USA. I have spent 7 years watching your content. It’s very motivating and inspiring. But I just wanted to say, I really want to worship your muscles and smell your farts, Sir. I’ve thought about your farts every hour of every day for 7 years. I think about what they smell like and what they sound like constantly, Matt. Even when I was in college, I graduated, but had a hard time studying and focusing, because I was thinking about your farts, Sir.

As I studied my course books in college, the sound of your farts would pop into my head and taunt me. It was like I could hear your farts in my head as I was trying to focus and read. Please let me know what you think about potentially meeting up and please get back to me. I would really love to meet with you and smell your farts, my face and nose want them. I would do anything to be able to meet you in person some time soon, Sir. I really want to smell your gaseous, sulphuric farts. Please let me know, Sir.

Thank you,
Will