Austin Theory on his internet critics: “You’re just this guy that sits in your mom’s basement eating pizza rolls all day”
While speaking to the Battleground podcast, Austin Theory commented on his future in wrestling and had a message for his critics…
“Five years from now, you’re just going to, you’re going to really respect Austin Theory. And you know, you all do, truthfully.
But you know, the side of you that’s not real, that you try to show the internet where you’re like, ‘this guy can’t wrestle. This guy doesn’t have charisma.’ Look, we all know you can’t wrestle and we all know you have no charisma. That’s why most of you have zero girlfriends or zero girl experience at all because you’re just this guy that sits in your mom’s basement eating pizza rolls all day saying, ‘wow, I wish I could be Austin Theory, but I’m going to type that.’
No, ‘I hate him because I want to be him.’ That’s that’s what this is about.
So yeah, in five years I’m going to be the greatest thing in the world. So get with the program everybody.”