"As the dust from Freedom Fight 2004 settles on the blood soaked floor at the NWA Arena, we welcome you to the nation�s pro wrestling alternative NWA Wildside."
Steven Prazak was joined by his �partner in crime from the auction barns of yesteryear� Scott Hudson. Dan �The Dragon� Wilson was away on sabbatical. The audio made it sound like they were standing in the surf at Destin. Prazak shilled for last week's Freedom Fight highlight episode. Jason Cross retaining the World TV Title in a four way over Jeremy V, Caprice Coleman and Ray Gordy in the main event of that show.
Hudson said a trifecta was on tap. Al Getz had purchased time during the broadcast. That must have set him back a bundle. Hudson said he had 8 bucks riding on Getz to announce his retirement and if it didn�t happen, it was still money well spent. The Urban Assault Squad were on hand. �Hold page one. They�re angry. About what? You know.� The newly crowned NWA Wildside Tag Team Champions, �the mismatched pair,� Murder One and Slim J were set to take on two thirds of Three Guys That Totally Rule, Salvatore Rinauro and �Kool� Seth Delay.
Cut to the ring where the Urban Assault Squad�s Shadow Jackson was on the stick.
"First off, for the uneducated, which is all of ya, shut yo� mouths while true black men educate yo� asses."
Jackson said they had beaten Storm �to within an inch of his grandmother�s life� and they had tired of abusing him. Jackson said Storm was going to die in the ring tonight because UAS needed fresh meat.
(1)Silo Storm & Biohazard defeated Urban Assault Squad (Shadow Jackson & Nemesis) via count out at 6:08. Storm came out alone. He was like a white tornado for the first 1:20. Bulldog on Nemesis and Jackson had to save. Clothesline on Jackson for two. Jackson poked Storm in the eyes and the route was on. Nemesis stunned Storm with a headbutt and hit a back suplex for a near fall. Storm tried to fight back, but Nemesis beat him down. Nemesis watched as Strom crawled toward a non-existent partner and dropped a sadistic elbow to the back. Jackson totally ignored referee Mike Posey. Prazak said it Jackson would treat a black ref the same way. Jackson skewered Storm with a burning spear. Nemesis applied the boston crab but Storm grabbed the ropes. Storm crawled on his belly with Jackson�s taunts ringing in his ears. Biohazard�s entrance music played. Prazak said the sound person must have hit the wrong button (it�s not like that would have been a first). The crowd popped as Biohazard ran out to tag with Storm. Jackson�s eyes were bulging out of their sockets. Storm connected with a springboard double back elbow and hot-tagged Biohazard. UAS got served. Biohazard nailed both members of UAS with stiff kicks up side the head, and they ran away.
Cut to UAS backstage after the match. Nemesis was heated. Jackson told him to chill.
"We got caught with our britches down, but it�s OK�We can dig that, man. Where we from that�s how we do it. It was about time for us to get got. But that�s all right, Storm. You blew your wad. You let it all go."
Jackson admitted that he was a hurting pup from Biohazard�s kick. Nemesis whined and fishhooked his mouth to give the cameraman a close up. Jackson said they were going to pay Storm back 1000 fold �hood rat style� by making him a cripple.
COMMENTS: Match got the job done as far as introducing Biohazard as the first legitimate threat to UAS. Jackson�s mic work stays fresh. His campy delivery and um, colorful use of language keep this storyline from degenerating into a tired rehash of mid 90s New Jack.
A plug for the Freedom Fight �04 videotape aired (available for $25 from Showbis Inc., PO Box 941787, Atlanta, GA 31141).
Al Getz was in the ring with Pomp and Circumstance. Getz wanted to know why ring announcer Jason Martin was sweating. �It must be real exhausting just to stand there and hold the mic.� Getz said that what happened at Freedom Fight would never happen again. There he was, staring up at the ring lights, and as he came to his sense, Getz heard the fans chanting �make him bleed.� �What kind of sick, twisted people want to see a great and kind man like me bleeding?� The Cornelians let it be known that they were those kind of people. Getz said that Scottie Wrenn had let him down, so it was time for some corporate restructuring. Back from commercial, Getz Enterprises had grown to include Ray Gordy, Jason Blackman and Jeff Lewis. Getz said that Wildside would soon bow on its knees and bend to the will of the new and improved Getz Enterprises. Getz told P & C they could head to the back because the three newest members were about to showcase their talents.
(2) Jeff Lewis & Jason Blackman & Ray Gordy (with Al Getz) beat Chance Prophet & Eric Darkstorm & Brett Anthony in 5:20. Hudson made it clear that Getz Enterprises opponents weren�t exactly chopped liver. Darkstorm and Lewis traded holds. Darkstorm got the better of it, landing a dropkick right on the button. Anthony is the artist formerly known as Brent Basics. Same good body. Same green offense. Anthony planted Lewis with a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Lewis tagged Gordy. Gordy decked Anthony with a stiff kick to the sternum and followed up with a series of wicked kicks to the spine. Gordy stuck a back elbow into Anthony�s jaw. Hudson noted the emergence of Gordy�s vicious streak. Gordy used a fisherman suplex for a near fall. Gordy hooked the ropes to block Anthony�s rolling reverse, but Anthony�s enzuirgiri left Gordy face down on the canvas. Hot tag to Prophet, who hit a spinning heel kick for a two count. Gordy tagged Blackman. They doubled with a russian legsweep/high kick combo. Blackman throttled Prophet. Blackman did his Razor�s Edge drop and climbed to the top. Prophet rolled away from Blackman�s top rope elbow. Prophet connected with a discus forearm. Both down. Both tagging. Anthony backdropped Lewis. The sound went out just as this thing was breaking loose. With the other four battling it out at ringside, Lewis pinned Anthony with the Final Curtain.
COMMENTS: The debut of the new and allegedly fearsome Getz Enterprises turned out to be a competitive match. I figured they were good for at least one squash. Good pops for the babyface tags. Gordy looked like a man on a mission. While an alliance with Getz elevates Blackman and Lewis, I can't see it helping Gordy.
Salvatore Rinauro was pumping up with Fast Eddie�s resistance cables. Eddie wanted to know what was up. Rinauro said he was getting ready for �our� match because �we� were scheduled for another Wildside Junior title defense against Brandon P. Eddie asked about Kool (Seth Delay). Rinauro said they didn�t Delay to beat P. They were going to prove that they were the best junior heavyweight in Wildside. Rinauro clutched his Rookie of Year trophy.
"Cuz we are two of the Three Guys That Totally Rule, and the chicks that totally dig us, totally dig bling bling, and this bling bling ain�t goin� nowhere, because we totally rule."
(3) Fast Eddie (with Salvatore Rinauro) beat Brandon P to retain the NWA Wildside Junior Title in 7:39. P opened up a can of whupass. Eddie bailed out to slow the momentum. P vertical suplexed Eddie back to the inside for a near fall. P grazed Eddie with a dropkick and covered. Rinauro draped Eddie�s foot on the bottom rope. Prazak said there was no place in wrestling for anybody associated with �Saved by the Bell� (a knock on Rinauro�s strange fixation with that lame TV show). Eddie grabbed a rear chinlock and fell backwards, driving his knees into P�s back. P was writhing in agony. Prazak said P had suffered numerous injuries during his young career. Eddie did his best to worsen P�s back miseries. P showed signs of life, but Eddie snuffed him with an STO style backbreaker. P kicked out of two pin attempts. Prazak said Rinauro was one smart and crafty individual, even if he was the biggest pain in the butt. Hudson said the same was true of Martha Stewart. P fired back and Eddie cut him off with a stiff boot to the face. Eddie thought he had P pinned after a vertical suplex. Eddie hooked the ropes to block a reverse roll up and went for his killer Russian legsweep, but P blocked and gave Eddie a sitout faceplant. Both men slow to rise as Mike Posey�s count reached seven. P beat Eddie to the punch. P �reformatted Eddie�s hard drive� with atomic drops from both directions. P speared Eddie in the spine. P hit a head and arm suplex for a close near fall. P went for his finisher, the Drop Zone, but Rinauro was on the apron to block it. P tattooed Rinauro. Eddie capitalized on the diversion with The Russian Legsweep From Hell. P was able to roll a shoulder on Eddie�s delayed cover. They traded blows. P dropped Eddie on his head with an exploder suplex. P climbed to the top, pausing to clutch at his injured back. Eddie shook the ropes to crotch P. Eddie damn near paralyzed P with the Fasteddious (moonsault powerslam) to score the pin.
COMMENTS: This was one of the favorite Brandon P singles matches. No accident that Eddie was the opponent. They did a great job of telling a story. P�s selling was awesome. The subtle build to P�s big comeback, only to see his hopes crushed at the finish was gold. This was probably P�s last shot at a Junior title reign that wasn�t meant to be. He�s had a rough go since his partner in Future Shock, Jay Freeze went down with an injury. The transition to an unfamiliar role as a babyface did not go smoothly, nor did the attempt at using a more high flying style. His offense is really clicking with the high impact suplexes and such, but he�s oversized for a Junior, at least by Wildside standards, which doesn�t make him a particularly sympathetic character.
(4) Murder One & Slim J beat Salvatore Rinauro & Seth Delay to retain the NWA Wildside Tag Team Titles in 10:16. Delay, who�s morphed into a cocky little bastard, signaled that the straps were coming their way. J controlled Delay with a display of chain wrestling. Delay sucked J into running the ropes and busted out his leapfrog sunset flip. J responded with a step up kick to the head and a back press two count. J wailed away on the Kool one. Delay stole a page from the Ric Flair playbook by going to his knees screaming "NO", the better to set J up for a swift poke in the eyes. Delay dropped J with a sweep kick and tagged. Rinauro and Delay did a tandem Japanese armdrag, but didn�t see M1�s tag. M1 leveled them with a double Blazin� Lariat. M1 pulverized Rinauro, planted him with a chokeslam and hit a driving top rope elbow. Delay made the save. In a spot for the sadism highlight reel, M1 gorilla pressed Rinauro into a free fall and J punted him in the nose on the way down. A chicanery-from-the-apron spot went awry, but Rinauro took over with a swinging neckbreaker. Delay got major heat on J. Slimster came back with a flying shoulder block, but Delay was able to grab J�s leg and tag. Rinauro threw some sweet worked punches. Hudson called it a B. G. James tribute spot. �What kind of a tribute would that be? Good heavens,� said Prazak. Rinauro used a leg lariat, and M1 was in to break up the pin. Delay pummeled J on the outside. Rinauro brought J inside with a vertical suplex from the middle rope. M1 saved again. The heels were using quick tags. Rinauro went up for the Better Than Macho Man elbow. Nobody home. Double tags. M1 potatoed Delay with a lariat, but Delay managed to slither out of the Zoolander. It was rana city. Delay was looking for the Kool Krusher on M1 when J derailed him with a kick in the mouth. Zoolander! Before M1 could cover, Rinauro swooped in with a top rope lariat. J escaped from Rinauro�s Phoenix Fury Legdrop and hit the 360 Ace crusher. �We�ve got bodies everywhere. It looks like Stephanie McMahon�s bachelorette party,� said Hudson. M1 speared the post. J ended up hung in the tree of woe. J tried for some kind of inverted flippy thing and got hammered with a wheelbarrow suplex/neckbreaker combo. M1 was there in the nick of time to make the save. Rinauro springboarded off the top and got SMOKED by M1�s Blazin� Lariat. Delay went for the nip up rana on M1. Uh uh. M1 turned it into the finish, a powerbomb comboed with J's reverse DDT from the top.
COMMENTS: Good match. M1�s lariats were pure evil. Delay and Rinauro have renewed the chemistry they had back in the day as G-Rated. The quick switches in momentum on the way to the finish worked nicely. Prazak and Hudson�s commentary was entertaining, as it was throughout the show, without taking away from the action.
Three Guys That Totally Rule were conversating in the back. Rinauro congratulated Eddie on retaining the Junior Title and moved on to the issue at hand. Rinauro told Delay that they had fought their heart and souls out in that match. Delay said they should have freakin' won. �What we need to do is suck it up,� said Rinauro. He wanted to know why Eddie was laughing. "You said suck it,� said Eddie. Rinauro thought that totally ruled.
Slim J and Murder One closed the show with a backstage promo. J said people doubted them at Freedom Fight, but they proved they could do anything they set their minds to, and they planned to hold the belts as long it pleasured them. M1 said this was J�s first run with �the big boys� but this was his fourth. �My lucky number four. Whoo! You know what Im sayin�?.� M1 said he was looking at things a whole lot differently now.
"You might have known me as a street thug, a beat-somebody-down-over-whatever kind of guy. But now, I�m all about the fruits of my labor. You see these belts. These belts let me know, let Slim J know, that we da top around here, and we can pretty much write our own tickets."
M1 let Slim J have the final words. �Yeah, BUHHHSTER.�
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