Wrestle Review: Miss a Week, miss a lot Submitted by Andy Sullivan on 06/30/2017 at 09:17 PM
After a laptop crash, I have returned and I got things to say. The weeks of Enzo attacks on Raw came to a head last week. The "mystery" wasn't much of a mystery to anyone paying attention to the way wrestling has worked the last 30 years or so. Big Cass has finally struck out on his own. Here's how I figure this will work.
Enzo is distraught and ticked off. He challenges Cass to a match at Great Balls of Fire. Cass destroys Enzo. Big Show takes issue and challenges Big Cass at SummerSlam. They'll give it some cutesy name like "Battle of the Big's". Cass wins, of course. By the end of the year, Big Cass is a champion of some sort. My guess is Intercontinental Champion.
Something else I'd like to discuss, and I do so proudly, is the fact that the women were in the main event of Raw AND Smackdown! How awesome is that?! At Great Balls Of Fire, we'll get Sasha Banks, who won the #1 contender gauntlet match, challenging Alexa Bliss for the women's championship. I think this should be a good match. I'm really impressed at the athleticism of both athletes. Smackdown saw the 2nd ever women's Money In The Bank match and it was, in my opinion, as good as the first. Carmella won again, which was a bit of a bummer. However, my hat's off to everyone involved in all these matches.
GFW, formerly Impact Wrestling, is gearing towards their annual Slammiversary event, headlined by a unification match with Impact champion Lashley taking on GFW champ Alberto El Patron. I pick Lashley. So, Alberto wins so the Impact name goes away?
The two out of three falls match between Sanjay Dutt and Low-Ki should be a good one, fast paced no doubt. I say Low-Ki since Dutt had his feel good moment winning the title in India. Borash and Park versus Steiner and Matthews. Steiner does the dirty work and tags in Matthews to pin, likely, Jeremy. The knockouts title will go to Sienna, I figure, over Rosemary. Full Metal Mayhem(TLC) Davey Richards and Angelina Love against Eddie and Alisha Edwards. Don't the heels win this to keep the feud going? I say yes. Moose and DeAngelo Williams v Eli Drake and Chris Adonis will probably kick off the show. I pick Moose pinning Drake.
I'll close by talking about the embarrassing nonsense that was the Ball boys on Raw. Why? The WWE wanted that rub from real sports so they brought in the most obnoxious bunch. I don't think it went as well as they'd hoped. To be fair, I sped through Raw to make that 3 hours roughly about 45 minutes. Do better, WWE.