ViRTUE's RAGE: Roman Reigns Poem Submitted by Virtue on 04/28/2017 at 07:58 PM
April 28, 2017
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? The following is the epic poem about Roman Reigns that you have finally been waiting for, written by me, the Main Attraction of NoDQ.com columns. If this poem takes off, I may make this a brand new monthly series. So what was my inspiration? Well, it was the Monday Night Raw after WrestleMania 33, when Reigns stood in the center of the ring at the beginning of the show to a course of boos and anti-Reigns' chants. The arena was deafening, and thus I was inspired. Instead of taking the time to give you a boring preview and match predictions for WWE Payback, I have exhausted all my efforts into this soon to be Internet classic. At the very least it will be a potential NoDQ.com future Hall of Fame inductee. You will NOT find anything like this on any other wrestling news website. Okay, it is now time to grab some popcorn, sit back, and become part of my RAGE!
"My Yard Now"
This fairytale began with one bad ass stable,
The Shield was power-bombing everyone through the Spanish announce table.
Eventually Seth Rollins went rogue, and the process soon began,
The Shield was no more, thanks to Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
One man stood out and caught the Chariman's eye,
And his Samoan blood would ultimately make him the company's top guy.
In Vince McMahon's mind, nobody stands higher,
Than the Guy known as Reigns and his Roman Empire.
Braun Strowman can try his best to be the Monster Among Men,
But Roman Reigns will get his Payback and rule the yard once again.
Superman Punch, Spear, Superman Punch, Spear,
Reigns' matches are even better than Vader ripping off Mick Foley's ear.
Every year Reigns now headlines WWE's biggest event,
His line is the longest at Axxess with fans even spilling outside the tent.
At WrestleMania 33, the women and children shouted Believe That,
And then the IWC began to cry at the sight of Taker's hat.
The Undertaker finally hung it up, and took his very last bow,
Then the next night on Raw, Reigns calmly said "This is my yard now".
Even though he is usually last on every NoDQ.com poll,
Roman still Reigns supreme as WWE's #1 troll.
Written by ViRTUE
Please stay tuned for this weekend's brand new full ViRTUE's RAGE column, as I will delight you all with yet another honest State of the Roman Empire! Also, I will post my WWE Payback Review by early next week.
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