NoDQ.com > Columns > RD: Recap of "I'm A Celebrity!..." Eleven Posted by Raging Demons on 06/23/2009 at 11:15 AM
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We see the hosts Damien & Myleene again. The hosts mention that the "finish line" is around the corner as the finals are approaching. The hosts mention that the results are in and the two Celebrities with the lowest votes are eliminated! Damien then recaps how on the previous episode he & Myleene visited camp to mess with the Celebrities heads.
Back at camp where the hosts tell the Celebrities the voting results so far. Recapping of the hosts are about to tell the camp the voting results. In confession Torrie is worried because every little vote counts & Sanjaya says he's not ready to leave. In confession when Janice heard she's not in the Top 2 of Celebrities voted she felt disappointed. In confession when Mrs. Blago heard she was not in the Bottom 2 of Celebrities voted she felt like that was good news. In camp Janice is panicking over what "not being in the Top 2" means. Stephen thinks that Janice might be in the middle. Sanjaya admits in camp that not knowing where you are voting wise kinda of has the camp nervous. In confession Stephen thinks Mrs. Blago is getting the "working mom" vote. Janice is getting nervous all over camp saying "vote for Janice." Lou is glad for Immunity but wonders what would had been his place in votes while Salley doesn't care one bit. In confession Holly admits that the game is turned up and right now it's kind of nerve wracking to wait to find out who's eliminated. Back at camp Janice is trying to rally the vote. (RD: This looks so sad right now.)
It's a brand new day at camp. Salley admits in confession that he was sleeping pretty well thanks to his Immunity. Lou admits in confession that (RD: In my words.) "business is about to pick up." Salley is talking to Stephen & Mrs. Blago saying that if he's going down, he'll go down fighting. While we see Mrs. Blago rubbing her eyes because she's tired.
Stephen is talking to Salley. Stephen admits that Mrs. Blago & Sanjaya are still around voting wise. Stephen thought that Sanjaya was gone in Day 1. (RD: That role went to Heidi & Spencer Pratt when they try to leave camp on Day 1.) The hosts enter camp to give them some news. The men & women teams are no more. Now every competition will be "every man for himself". The hosts give the camp their new Green colored shirts and take off. In confession Sanjaya is happy that the teams are no more because that's what the game supposed to be, while Torrie is also happy because before she had to rely on somebody to win a Trial but now she can rely on herself and she likes it that way, Lou also admits in confession that the "main event" is about to happen.
Commercial Break 1
Back to the hosts as they hype the Double elimination that will happen later on in show. The hosts also mention that the teams are no more. It's individual competition on so it's every man, woman, and Janice, are fighting for themselves. But some of the Celebrities are not taking this pretty well.
Back at camp and Janice is in a foul mood. (RD: Isn't she always in a foul mood?) Holly says in confession that Janice being in the Bottom 2 didn't help things out with her because she though she was pretty secure at camp. Janice is at camp asking for a spot to do the dishes asking Holly for help but Janice chews out Mrs. Blago since she's "in charge of the dishes". Holly continues on in confession saying what Janice did is wrong and she thinks her attitude as of late is way wrong, she thinks what Janice has done as of late is rude and that you need to confront the person to talk to them about it. (RD: Confronting Janice about anything?!? Holly Montag. We hardly knew ye'!) Holly is talking to Janice in private about her behavior in front of camp about the dishes. Janice then says to Holly that she is sorry for hurting her feelings and that she'll be more considerate, even though in confession Janice verbally rips Holly a new asshole saying that Janice hurts "Holly's wittle fweelings." While Janice is talking to Holly saying that their friends and she values her feelings and she respects her, in confession Janice does her "Holly imitation" by whining and crying. Janice says to Holly that they are going to be lifetime friends, while in confession Janice goes all "witchy" on Holly saying that how dare she hurting her feelings and the anarchy it would created if Janice was Leader (RD: By the way Janice, if you were Leader the word "mutiny" comes to mind.) and she thinks Holly can get whatever she wants by using her face and smile.
Salley has a scroll. It's the camp's first ever Individual Food Trial. It's called "Mud Pit Mayhem". The scroll said that the camp must dress up like pro wrestlers. (RD: Something around Torrie's background so she's sure to win.) So Salley has a basket and in that basket contained all sorts of costumes to make wrestler's outfits. (RD: Be it very hokey outfits though. Are there a pair of jean shorts in there since that's what "Kal-El" A.K.A. John Cena usually wears?) In confession Torrie is happy to be wrestling in a mud piece due to her experience and she's going to win. (RD: Well that part is true. Torrie has wrestled in her share of WWE Mud Pits here-and-there. Torrie Wilson, Mud Wrestling. Your killing me Torrie!) The camp is going through the costumes and Sanjaya finds a pair of spotted underwear that he actually wears during camp. (RD: Gay, gay-gay-gay, GGGAAAYYYY!!!!!) Torrie helps Sanjaya out with his wrestling costume. Stephen says in confession that the camp ransacked all the costumes so he made a mask out of a pair of elastic shorts. (RD: Be lucky Chris Jericho isn't at camp or else he would think your a fraud Stephen.) Mrs. Blago thinks her kids would wonder what weird outfit Mommy is wearing. When Stephen puts on his mask, he starts to role-play as an "old school" masked wrestler. Janice & Lou are putting their wrestler costumes on, Janice thinks it's kind of embarrassing what she's wearing (RD: Try being dressed as walking "menhood" like "The Johnsons" over at TNA. That's embarrassing. Or wearing a giant's bull's head like Mantaur. I mean I can go on forever here!) while Lou encourages her saying that everything is okay. Lou's costume is more like a "Cowdiator": Part Cowboy, Part Gladiator. (RD: I hate to steal other people's gimmicks. But in this particular case. License To Print Money!) So the camp is walking towards their Food Trial.
The Celebrities enter the Food Trial. Sanjaya looks like a "gay" wrestler. (RD: Allegedly.) Torrie looks like a cross between a typical WWE Diva & Rick Steiner due to the head gear she's wearing. Stephen looks like a poor man's "Captain Chaos" from "The Cannonball Run" movies, and he's still role playing. Janice looks hokey and acts like an "American Gladiator". Mrs. Blago looks like one of those women from the 1920's in their bathing suits. Holly looks like a typical WWE Diva. Salley gave no effort in his costume. And finally Lou's the "Cowdiator". Damien asks for wrestler's names from the Celebrities. (RD: And for all of us I'm not going to recap any of that because it makes the ears bleed.) The Individual Food Trial reward is Pizza. (RD: MMMM...Pizza. *homer drool*) Here's how the Food Trial works. The Celebrities must jump into a gigantic mud pit where there are three Stars hidden, find a Star and you get Pizza. Each Celebrity has three minutes in the pit to find a Star. Myleene said that there will be company in the pit. Enter the baby crocodiles into the pit. Janice is freaking out!
Commercial Break 2
Back to the Food Trial where Myleene mentions the baby crocodiles and Janice starts to freak out. The Food Trial begins and everybody into the mud pit! Everybody is searching in the pit for a Star. Janice freaked when she feels "something slimy" and it's a baby crocodile. Stephen said he accidentally touched one of the baby crocodile's mouth. Janice then has had it and says the magic words (RD: That she is used to saying by now.) "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" and leaves the pit and apparently running back to camp like hell! A baby crocodile has left the mud pit and is chasing after Janice. (RD: ROFL.) Stephen acts like he's "Hulking Out" in the mud pit. (RD: To me it looks like he's a wounded whale in the ocean.) Salley said someone grabbed his ass while Stephen picks up what looks like a giant mud ball and chucks it like he's "The Incredible Hulk". (RD: Uh Stephen, there's a Food Trial going on there buddy? You think his little bible-thumping mind has snapped?) Sanjaya found the first Star so he's getting Pizza. Two Stars left in the Mud Pit. Stephen's screaming like a mad man. (RD: Or in the most recent case Umaga.) Salley is hurling mud trying to find a Star so a couple of Celebrities hurl it right back at him. Mrs. Blago found the second Star so she's getting Pizza. One Star left in the Mud Pit. As the staff of the show pull Mrs. Blago out of the Mud Pit, Lou pulls out the third & final Star so he's getting Pizza. Everybody is getting out of the Mud Pit. (RD: And blurred image from Torrie's behind looks like a "wardrobe malfunction") Stephen stays in the Mud Pit a little while longer. Lou is hugging Myleene for getting Pizza. The Celebrities leave the Food Trial.
The Celebrities return to camp looking messy. Stephen is still role playing and decides to take a dive in the river. In confession Stephen takes off the mask and stops role playing.
Back to the hosts where they are near camp. They are about to reveal the first Celebrity eliminated. The hosts enter camp. The hosts recap that Lou & Salley have Immunity. And...
So Holly is the first of two Celebrities gone from tonight's episode. The camp is shocked that Holly is eliminated. The hosts will be back later tonight to eliminate another Celebrity. SO the hosts leave camp while Holly says her goodbyes to the camp. The hosts recap that Holly is eliminated. And Damien mentions that the Celebrities are doing this for charity.
Video package of all the Celebrities in confession asking you to donate for charity. (RD: I'm not going to recap all of this. Just go to NBC.com if you want to donate okay?)
Back to the hosts as they are asking you to donate to charity once again. Now we see Holly crossing the bridge leaving camp and leaving the show.
Commercial Break 3
Back to the hosts as they recap Holly is the first Celebrity gone with the second Celebrity to be eliminated later tonight. The hosts mention they will talk to Holly later on in the show. But first. The Celebrities talk about their experiences with other Celebrities and they happen to "name drop" or two. (RD: Like I do with a certain redhead. What's her name?)
Back at camp. Holly is styling Janice's hair and she drop nine Celebrities name in over a few minutes. Lou talks to Holly about his poker nights and he drops five Celebrity names. Salley drops a couple of Celebrity names. Stephen drops a couple of names. Janice comes back to drop a couple more names. Back to Lou and that fire and he drops a couple more names with Salley responding by dropping a name. Janice drops a couple of more names. Lou is back with another name drop. Then Stephen drops a name. Lou comes back by dropping even more names. Stephen drops a couple of names. Janice feels insulted (RD: Or at least I think she does.) so she drops a couple more. Lou drops a couple more, Salley drops one more, Lou drops another name. Janice drops a name. Salley drops two during a fire. Stephen drops a name. Lou & Stephen drop a name while Salley drops two. Janice gets the final name drop in.
Total Results for Number of Times Celebrity Names Were Mentioned:
Janice: 18 Times
Lou: 16 Times
Salley: 9 Times
Stephen: 6 Times
(RD: Congratulations Janice. Your the winner. Your prize? Your a fame whore! Of course I could compete by saying: Rob Van Damn, Victoria/Tara, Dawn Marie, Mick Foley, Jeremy Borash, Chavo Guerrero, Gail Kim, Jaylene Rio, Savannah Gold, and a certain redhead named Christy Hemme. What do I win hrm...?)
Back to the hosts as they make fun of the name dropping. The hosts mention that the Celebrities are about to get their Food Trial reward.
Back at camp where it's nightfall. Sanjaya walks into camp with the Pizza for himself, Lou, and Mrs. Blago. Torrie says in confession that while they are eating Pizza, the rest of them received Vegetables with their rice and beans. Janice looks disgusted about Lou, Sanjaya, & Mrs. Blago eating Pizza. Janice thought that the Veggies were for her and her constipation. (RD: I thought Janice's constipation was done for?) Salley said if there were rations with her name on it he will give it to her but these are for everybody in the camp. In confession Janice basically said that Salley was mean and that (RD: In her own words.) she should go "F**k herself." Janice is asking for the zucchini for her constipation, which Salley responds by telling her the staff of the show are arranging special portions for her and when Salley gets it he'll serve it to her. Janice then complains that those vegetables were for her and that a doctor ordered it. Salley responds that she is not the camp and that they are for everybody and she has enough food served. Janice & Salley get into another fight. Janice was given some raw zucchini but refused them because she doesn't eat raw food. (RD: Oh come on now!) Then Janice changed her mind. Salley said if you want them come get them yourself. (RD: Oh Snap!) So Janice gets up, gets the zucchini, and rants on Salley saying those Vegetables were for her constipation. Salley said they did not have her name on it, it was for everybody, and he doesn't have to take her crap and if she wants them she can cook them herself. In confession Janice is crying because Salley scares her and that no one will stand up to him. (RD: You know. There's a movie that Lindsay Lohan once did? It was called "Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen". Janice is like the movie minus the "Teenage".) So Janice is cooking the zucchini alone while the rest of the camp is eating dinner. Salley talks to Mrs. Blago comparing Janice to a "bully" & Salley's the "proud black man". Salley fights back when it comes to bullies.
Commercial Break 4
Before we go back to the hosts. They mention that all the Celebrities that quit or were eliminated on the show are coming back for the finale. So we're seeing in the footage the return of: Heidi & Spencer Pratt, Frangela, Daniel Baldwin, and...Janice Dickinson?!? (RD: Wait a damn minute here?!? Did they just spoil it right now saying that Janice is going to get eliminated? WTF?!? Why would they place that before they mention the second Celebrity being eliminated?!? That is really bad editing here! I mean TNA right now is doing some really awful story lines here but nothing as bad as this. WWE does editing of matches all of the time but nothing as bad as this botch. I mean WTF?!? But I still have to mention that Janice got eliminated. Oh brother!)
Back to the hosts. They are going back into camp to say who is the second Celebrity (RD: Named Janice Dickinson.) about to be eliminated. Damien recaps how Lou, Salley, Sanjaya, & Torrie are safe. While Stephen, Janice, and Mrs. Blago are not safe. (RD: I got a feeling that Stephen & Mrs. Blago are safe.) The hosts recap how they told Janice she's not in the Top 2, Mrs. Blago is not in the Bottom 2, and they told Stephen jack. And...
Damien: "Stephen...You...Are Safe." (RD: Didn't see that coming.)
Myleene: "So Janice & Patty (Mrs. Blago) that means one of you are going home." (RD: And it's not Mrs. Blago.) "The Second Celebrity to leave the jungle tonight is..." (RD: Mrs. Blago!)
Janice: "I'm ready. Not to go but whatever you want to say."
Myleene: "Janice!" (RD: Oh My God! I did not see that coming! Of course I saw that coming. Idiots! BAH!)
Janice is the second (RD: And not surprisingly.) Celebrity to get eliminated. Janice acts very gracious so she gets up and starts hugging everyone at camp. The hosts recap that Janice has now become the second Celebrity eliminated tonight. They bring up Janice's label as the "crazy aunt" again. "America" are going to vote again later tonight on something the hosts didn't mention. The hosts will interview Janice & Holly later on but first it's time to say goodbye to Janice. Back to Janice as she's walking on the bridge saying goodbye to the camp. Back to the hosts where they mention that the camp received letters from their family.
Back at camp where Salley has a scroll. Salley says he has letters from everybody at camp and instead of reading their letters themselves (RD: Wait. Why is Holly Montag still in camp? Oh great! Another bad edit! First they spoiled that Janice was eliminated before mentioning it now they air a clip AFTER Holly got eliminated. Great Job NBC! Great Job "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" Festus would have a better job editing this show and he's supposed to be in a Coma! Recapping "TNA Impact" is starting to get more attractive as the minutes move on.) someone else will be reading their letters out loud. Lou is reading Salley's letter first. Salley's letter is from his wife that contains a lot of NBA references and she wants Salley to win. Mrs. Blago is reading Sanjaya's letter next. Sanjaya's letter is from his mother & family that shows concern over Sanjaya and wanting to come to Costa Rica to feed him protein shakes. Salley is next reading Mrs. Blago's letter. Mrs. Blago letter comes from Mr. Blago himself that's all about Mrs. Blago not to worry about him & the kids & the biggest highlight of the night is seeing her on TV and one of Mrs. Blago's kids keep talking about how she should have ate the tarantula. Torrie is next and she's reading Lou's letter. Lou's letter comes from his wife Yvonne that's all about Lou being competitive and hopes he will win. Stephen is next and he's reading Torrie's letter. Torrie's letter comes from her MMA boyfriend that contains the words "man you are freaking awesome!" (RD: I'm guessing MMA fighters are not skilled in writing I see.) the letter also says that Torrie doesn't need make-up or tanner to survive in the jungle and that she shines like the largest star in the sky and that how proud he is of her. (RD: Your not going to hear Stephen's letter because Holly read it. Fun huh?)
Commercial Break 5
Back to the hosts. And what a night it was. Apparently "Heidi Montag" got eliminated, where Myleene screws up and it's actually "Holly Montag". (RD: That's not the only screw up I saw.) And Janice Dickinson was also eliminated as well. They will speak to them in a bit. The phone lines will be opening up and this time the two Celebrities with the lowest votes will fight it out (RD: "Thunderdome" style) in the "Last Chance Saloon" where the loser gets eliminated. No Immunity in the last week so everybody is eligible.
The hosts are now going to have their interview with Holly & Janice as they approach their studios. As Holly & Janice enter the studio they get applause from the studio staff. Myleene immediately notices the smell of the camp fire on the both of them. Holly responds by saying the first thing she's going to do is shower. Myleene talks to Holly first about being related to Heidi & Spencer Pratt and how they affected camp in a very big way (RD: By acting like rich assholes.) and how will missing camp life be especially if her & Sanjaya are in fact an item? Holly says her and Sanjaya are friends are they will always be friends. Holly also says that this was a great experience and, jokingly, she's not sure how she can live the city life again. (RD: Holly what you did was "luxurious camping".) Myleene once again asks Holly if her & Sanjaya are an item. Holly says they are friends but Janice is shaking her finger saying "no." Damien talks to Janice about how she's a very blunt woman and he wants to know what was it really like in camp? Janice says that after the inoculations and having bronchitis for 10 Days of the show it wasn't easy. Especially the baby crocodiles. Damien commented that the food situation must be pretty hard. Janice responds with the food situation what it is and Costa Rica is a very beautiful place. (RD: Janice Dickinson, gracious?!? Man talk about a Two-Face.) Myleene talks to Holly & Janice about getting some one-liners about their camp mates. Starting off with...
Mrs. Blago: (From Holly) She was the sweetest lady she has ever know and was lucky to see her true side.
Sanjaya: (From Janice) He's Tinkerbell. (RD: Which is "old school" code for "GAY!")
Damien asked Holly & Janice who will win the show. Holly thinks Sanjaya will win while Janice thinks Stephen will win. The hosts wrap up the show saying that next time another Celebrity will be going home.
We see the closing credits of Holly's & Janice's experiences on the show.
Next Time: With six Celebrities left. They experience a "Thunderdome" like event where "Two May Enter, & One May Leave". And Tina Turner will not be in the show! Damn!
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