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We see the hosts Damien & Myleene again. The hosts hype once again the upcoming Double elimination. The hosts recap how Lou won Immunity and Salley given the choice to grant anybody else Immunity. Something the hosts found a very easy choice for Salley.
Recap of the hosts at camp giving Salley his choice of giving Immunity to somebody. When Salley gave himself Immunity that angered the camp. In confession Janice thought it was a selfish thing to do, Stephen though Salley was going to give it to Mrs. Blago, & Mrs. Blago thought she was going to get Immunity. In confession Salley's reason for giving himself Immunity because this isn't a team competition, it is an individual competition. When Salley saw a chance for Immunity he took it. Holly congratulates Salley for Immunity in camp. Mrs. Blago in confession understands now Salley's choice of giving himself Immunity because of Salley's competitive nature. Salley also said in confession that he wants to win the competition and if had to anger some people to do it, so be it.
Back to the hosts. Myleene recaps Salley's desire to win the show. Damien recaps that Lou & Salley are Immune but the rest of the Celebrities are up for the Double elimination. Now the hosts send us back to camp where Salley is enjoying his role as Leader.
Back at camp. Salley is meditating on his bed that the Leader sleeps on. In confession Salley enjoys his role as Leader; he gets to cook the food, clean up the messes, do the dishes, everything. Salley is hanging out with Mrs. Blago helping out cleaning dishes. In confession Salley admits that the older Celebrities are up early in the morning while Janice and everybody else still sleep in. Sanjaya is having a difficult time trying to get up from bed, which he admits in confession that there's nothing to do. Salley wakes Janice up, which in confession Janice thought it was rude. In confession Stephen thinks Janice was really selling the fact that Salley waking her up was the greatest tragedy of all time. Janice tells Stephen this dream she had about a blond woman styling her hair, but somehow the blond was shaving Janice's hair to a crew cut and Janice had to run in the river to be saved. Stephen thinks in confession that Janice's dream is a dream to convert Janice to Christianity. (RD: And a tunnel is a tunnel. Come on.) Stephen dream analyzes for Janice thinking her loosing her hair means it's a sign of death. (RD: Yeesh!) Janice doesn't believe any of it. Stephen thinks in confession that it would be one hell of a miracle if Janice was a bible-thumping Christian. While Stephen is trying to "convert" Janice, Janice starts to break down and cry. In confession Stephen thinks God is using him to make Janice a Christian. (RD: Oh boy! First he "baptizes" Spencer Pratt, now Stephen Baldwin thinks he's a tele-evangelical priest trying to convert people in the name of Jesus Christ. Leave the woman alone! Sometimes this is how "they" play with your minds.) Janice is still crying over the dream while Stephen is beating it into her supermodel skull how Christianity & Jesus Christ can save her. (RD: This is wrong on so many levels!) Stephen then says that a 12-step process that can help save her, to which Janice responds by saying "that never 100% work." Stephen leaves Janice by saying "Have a Blessed Day." (RD: I SO want to punch Stephen Baldwin in the face right now for doing this. This is how any type of cult can recruit people. Find them when they are down, exploit the sadness or whatever that's happening with them right now, offer salvation in whatever religion that can help them, and them BOOM! You have a cult follower. This is so despicable.) In confession Stephen thinks that once "saved" Janice can be more of an acceptable person. (RD: WTF?!? Janice may be a "witch" but she is already an acceptable person. F-Off Stephen Baldwin! Stephen Baldwin is about to take me to a place where none of you want me to go. So I'm going to drop it.) Stephen leaves Janice thinking that he's liking Janice more and more.
Commercial Break 1
Back to the hosts as they hype the Double Elimination. The hosts mention that later on they will go to camp to give them some news about where the votes are going. But first. Seems like Torrie is about to experience her own "jungle breakdown".
Back at camp it seems like it's a normal day. In confession Torrie says she seems a little bit off since she slept in today. Torrie continues on in confession saying that she's "a mess" (RD: At least your not in a David Hasslehoff type of "mess" by getting drunk and eating burgers.) physically & emotionally and she misses her family. Sanjaya talks to Torrie about what's going on and Torrie says she's really sad right now. In confession Torrie really wants to pick up a phone and talk to her family but that's not an option right now as she starts to cry. Sanjaya talks to Torrie about wanting to quit. Torrie said she doesn't want to quit but she feels really homesick right now. In confession Torrie said that in her life it's a great feeling to pick up the phone, talk to family, and have them listen to your problems or help you out; but in this situation it's really difficult for her. Sanjaya asks Torrie if she wants to play any games but Torrie isn't in the mood. In confession Torrie is grateful for the people at camp but they aren't her family and you can only go by for so long. Mrs. Blago walks in and asks Torrie what's wrong. Torrie says to her that she misses her friends, her family, the feeling that she can stand alone naked for a minute, (RD: Hrm...Torrie Wilson naked. I've seen it. Torrie's one of the rare WWE Divas that haven't made me sterile. I wonder if I should...nah! Column now, "Spank Bank" later.) misses taking a nice long & warm shower. (RD: Hrm...Torrie Wilson naked AND in a shower. Torrie's making things REALLY difficult for me right now.) In confession Torrie misses the comfortability of the people that understand and know you. Mrs. Blago hugs Torrie for some comfort.
Salley has a scroll that he is reading to the camp. Looks like the camp will be taking part of a "jungle art class". Each member of the camp has been given art supplies so they can draw their own self portrait of what situation they enjoyed the most in the jungle. (RD: Sounds like a psych test to me.) So each Celebrity is trying to draw their self portrait. Janice is enjoying this in confession. Mrs. Blago wants to draw but she doesn't have the skills to do it. Janice catches Holly drawing something. Holly says it's a picture of her and Sanjaya together. Janice then says "that'll look great for your wedding invitations." Sanjaya then looks up at Janice and gives her a "WTF" look. (RD: Either because Sanjaya's afraid to get married, like all men are. Or Sanjaya doesn't want to be with a woman and instead wants to be Adam Lambert's boy toy.)
The camp show their drawings. Janice draws a picture of her view from lying in bed. (RD: No comment.) Salley draws a picture of himself being in the river. Stephen draws a picture of himself reading the Bible. Sanjaya draws a picture of himself in the river looking to be in a peaceful place. Holly draws a picture of the time her & Sanjaya were swimming in the river having fun. Mrs. Blago draws the time when her & Salley were talking in the river where Salley gave her the Zen-like speech of "the candle and the darkness."
Commercial Break 2
Back to the hosts. They mention how the Celebrities have been living in the jungle for over 3 weeks now they bonded so much. Damien even says the Celebrities are making "The Osbournes" look like "The Osmonds".
Back at camp. Torrie walks over to Holly and tries to cool her down by spraying water on her. (RD: Hrm...This is getting more difficult writing this. Where's Janice Dickinson hacking spit on your plates when you need it?!?) Holly mentions that the camp is more of a family, it acts like a dysfunctional family. Sanjaya comments how Stephen reminds him of his uncle when he smiles and that creeps Sanjaya out. Torrie then says what each member of camp is like:
Lou: The Dad, with footage of Lou acting fatherly.
Salley: The Hip Step-Dad, with footage acting zen.
Stephen: The Bratty little brother, with footage of Stephen saying "gnarly".
Sanjaya: Crazy One.
Holly: Sweet Little Sister.
Torrie: The Older Sister that beats up on the little sister's boyfriends when they hurt the little sister, with footage of Torrie trying to Body Slam Sanjaya!
Mrs. Blago: The Mom.
Janice: The Crazy Aunt, with footage of Janice attempting to go poo.
Mrs. Blago says in confession camp is like a dysfunctional family, even though all of them are nuts they are a family in one way or another. Janice then ends things by saying "what a wonderful family" sarcastically.
Back to the hosts. They make fun of not wanting to go to any of the camp's "family get togethers." Enough of the family talk now, it's Food Trial time.
Back to camp where Salley has a scroll. It's time for a Food Trial. Each team must pick two members to compete. Each of the teams huddle up. Men decide through rational discussion that Salley & Stephen should compete. While the women, not so much. Janice insists that she should compete. (RD: Even though her record at any type of Trial would equal that of Barry Horrowitz's Spectacular losing streak.) Torrie wants to discuss it but Janice wants to compete. Torrie is concerned about her health but Janice wants to compete. So Torrie lets Janice win and she's competing. Mrs. Blago volunteers herself so it looks like the men will have Salley & Stephen, the women have Janice & Mrs. Blago. The big reason why Janice wants to compete is to shut Salley up for being "lazy". Janice rants on how she wants to compete to shut the men up while dropping f-bombs that will make a rapper sound clean. Torrie walks away from Janice having enough of her. In confession Torrie says there are times that she loves Janice but there are times when Janice acts like such a negative woman she needs to walk away from her. While the teams head off to the Food Trial, Torrie is happy that Janice is gone and will laugh her ass off if they win the Food Trial.
The teams arrive at the Food Trial. The winner of the Food Trial will get Chinese Takeout. Here's how the Food Trial works: Each team will be harnessed together while they climb up a rope shaped like a spider's web collecting the 10 flags hanging on the web, if a team drops a flag a 10-second penalty will be added. Screaming "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" will end the Food Trial but you will loose. Whomever gathers the flags in the fastest amount of time wins the Food Trial. The teams are trying to decide what positions they are in. The Food Trial begins. Mrs. Blago is in the front, Janice is in the back.
Commercial Break 3
Back to the hosts as they mention a Double elimination that's coming up. (RD: Really? I haven't noticed.) But first. Back to the Food Trial where the Celebrities are willing to kill their own mothers to get some Chinese Takeout.
Back at the Food Trial. The Food Trial begins. Mrs. Blago is in the front, Janice is in the back. The women climb to get their first flag in :13. The women already have grabbed three flags so far as they journey up the rope web. Janice manages to grab two more flags so far making the count to six flags. (RD: Hrm...) The women were grabbing flags like crazy in the end. The women grabbed all ten flags. The men are next and their Food Trial begins. The men have a game plan already and they get their first flag in :06. The men were trying to get their second & third flags in :30. The men look like they were struggling by looking at Stephen but they were trying to collect as many flags as they can. Then men had a bunch of flags with Stephen looking very exhausted. Salley grabbed the tenth flag and the mens Food Trial is over. The men completed the Trial in 2:42, the women completed the Trial in 4:11. The men win yet another Food Trial! Salley tries to be a good sport to the women but Janice won't have any of it. In confession Janice is basically saying "Foul" & "We were cheated! Re-Match!"
The teams return to camp. The men tell the camp that they are eating Chinese Takeout. Torrie is shocked at the Food Trial reward. Janice is acting like a sore loser expecting them to brag. We find out that Chinese is Stephen's favorite food. So Stephen is jumping with joy, doing his "Karate Kid" impersonation, and taunting the women that he's getting Chinese Food. Torrie is not liking what Stephen is doing. (RD: Also adding that's not very Christian of him.) Janice is still crying "foul" over the men winning (RD: I think the women won another Food Trial Prize. With all the "whining" that Janice is doing, I'm expecting a "wine" & cheese platter that they are going to enjoy.) and using her illness as an excuse. In confession Holly is somewhat angry about Janice competing in the first place. (RD: I warned the women but did they listen to me? Nope!) Holly is complaining to Mrs. Blago & Sanjaya about Janice's complaining about her losing is wrong.
Commercial Break 4
Back to the hosts. They mention the Double elimination again. (RD: All right. I get it. Enough already.) Myleene mention that whomever gets eliminated each of the Celebrities will had made some unexpected friendships. Especially the weird friendship of Salley & Mrs. Blago.
Back at camp where it looks like its raining. Salley is sitting comfortably in his sheltered bed. Mrs. Blago walks over to Salley to hang. Salley admits to Mrs. Blago that he's glad that he stayed. Mrs. Blago agreed that she's also happy that he stayed and that she would had been sad if Salley had left. Holly mentions that in confession that Salley & Mrs. Blago are basically glued to the hip, she never would had thought those two would be friends. Salley mentions in confession the whole "men & women can't be friends" line from "When Harry Met Sally" and he thinks that's not cool. Mrs. Blago & Salley continue to talk like if they are an eighty-year old couple. In confession Janice caught Mrs. Blago & Salley talking at 5AM and she wonders what would they be talking about around this time while Torrie wonders what do they talk about when she isn't around. Mrs. Blago mentions to Salley that she thinks Janice has a crush on him mentioning that if Salley wasn't "Salley" he would be Janice's type which make Salley laugh. Mrs. Blago mentions the time Janice admitted that she didn't know who the father to Janice's second kid is and she thought it was weird thing to say. Stephen said in confession that since Mrs. Blago came from politics maybe her friendship with Salley isn't genuine as what Stephen thinks Salley has a genuine friendship with Mrs. Blago. Mrs. Blago talk to Salley calling Stephen "intense". Stephen continues on in confession saying that Mrs. Blago is using Salley to get whatever she wants. (RD: And this coming from a guy that believed that the world was created in seven days.) Mrs. Blago is talking to Salley about Torrie. Mrs. Blago thinks Torrie is getting noticed because of her looks, while Salley thinks girls that look like Torrie are the ones that "put out". (RD: Hey now! I've known some very attractive women that don't "put out". Well they do, but they are looking for more money. *rimshot*) Salley then mentions that the good looking women should not be the ones that are using their looks asking for attention, or else you'll become Janice. (RD: Ouch!) Stephen still admits in confession that Mrs. Blago is starting to look shady.
It is nightfall at camp. The men receive their Chinese Takeout and they are happy with joy. Then men are chowing down on their food. In confession Sanjaya thought it would be a nice thing for the women if he made a simple pasta salad for them. So Sanjaya is trying to cook and Salley is looking at him asking what he's doing. Sanjaya said he's making a pasta salad. In confession Salley is somewhat angry that Sanjaya is cooking because he's the cook of the camp and there's "too many cooks in the kitchen." Salley is having a fit over Sanjaya cooking. Torrie thinks in confession that Salley can't stand anybody else cooking but him. So Sanjaya finally gets to cook his pasta salad that he served to the camp. Salley asks for some pasta salad so Sanjaya serves him some. Salley asks for Lou to talk to him. Salley is telling Lou that Sanjaya can chop but he can't cook anymore because his pasta salad was "very oily". In confession Salley's not happy with Sanjaya because the women's dinner could had been better. Salley talks to Sanjaya about there being two and the pasta was very oily. Sanjaya defends himself in confession saying that it's supposed to be oily.
Back to the hosts where they are on the bridge. Damien suggests John Salley should replace Gordon Ramsay in "Hell's Kitchen". Myleene mentions they are about to enter the camp where they are going to tell the Celebrities how "America" is voting so far.
Commercial Break 5
Back to the hosts where they mention they are about to enter camp soon with news on how "America" is voting. But first. Since Salley granted himself Immunity. It has the rest of the camp worried.
Back at camp. Salley talks about the Double elimination that's coming up. Torrie will feel sad that 2 Celebrities will be leaving. In confession Torrie, with some crooked ponytails, admits that it will be a little nerve wracking that it increases the chances of her going home. The camp continue to discuss how the elimination will effect camp. In confession Holly said that the elimination changes things and that the next day she'll take things more seriously. (RD: Uh-huh. Right.) Lou mentions the Double elimination will change camp drastically. Stephen says that the elimination will change things making the camp more focused that it is in fact a game. Salley compares the show to a "chess game". (RD: I thought Larry Zbysko had a trademark on the whole "chess game" analogy?) In confession Lou admits that he's not trusting anything right now.
Back to the hosts. They are outside of camp right now and they are about to go meet the Celebrities. The hosts enter camp. Damien noticed a little peaceful moment going on in camp and asks how is everybody. The camp said they are okay. Damien recaps how Salley gave himself Immunity last episode. Salley defends his position once again saying that he's here to win thus giving himself Immunity. The hosts start to give the preliminary results on how "America" has been voting so far. Damien mentions that the Bottom 5 were separated by 5% of the vote last week and the Bottom 2 were separated by 1% of the vote, while Janice looks worried. Myleene then gives the results of the vote so far. Janice is not in the Top 2 of Celebrities voted, but Mrs. Blago is not in the Bottom 2 of Celebrities voted. The hosts mention that this week's votes are extremely close. The hosts then left camp.
The hosts mention once again for "America" to vote because so far the results are really close. And we're out of time.
Next Time: It takes two to make a thing go right as Two Celebrities will be eliminated from the show. And after those two Celebrities are eliminated we will get an interview from those that were voted off the show.
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