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We see the hosts Damien & Myleene but not at their usual studio. Damien is telling the audience that there's a major tropical storm happening right now during the show (RD: First God tries to screw around with my recaps and now with the show. God must REALLY hate this show!) and that the hosts had to move into an improvised version of their studio so they can stay dry. Damien hypes there's an Immunity Trial coming up where the winner will get a spot for the final week of the show. (RD: WHOA! Wait a minute. There's an extra week to this show? You said three weeks! No fair! Your forcing me to deal with this crap of a show for another week. TNA Impact right now has great programming compared to this crap hole of a show!) The hosts now hype that the previous show Daniel Baldwin was the Celebrity "America" chose to go home. Most of the camp missed Daniel, particularly his brother Stephen.
Back to a recap of Myleene telling Daniel he's gone from the show. In confession Stephen is heartbroken over Daniel gone because they managed to re-connect as a way that family members do. Quick recap of Daniel crossing the bridge and leaving the show. Everybody is sad to see Daniel go. Well everybody except for Janice. Janice is clapping, dancing, telling everybody at camp that she's happy to see Daniel gone. In confession Torrie thinks this is pretty much bad sportsmanship, tacky, and rude and she doesn't like it. (RD: Chalk that up to another one of Janice's personality flaws.) Especially since Torrie thinks it hurt Stephen's feelings. Stephen gets some hugs from the camp. Stephen warns anybody not to touch Daniel's things. Of course Janice says that she did. Stephen is shocked about what he just heard Then...
Janice: "Daniel, Daniel."
Sanjaya: "Stephen."
Janice: "Stephen, Stephen."
Stephen: "Yeah?"
Janice: *makes hand wave motion sign across throat* "Just Kidding."
(RD: Wow! That's bad. Even from me.)
In confession Sanjaya thought that was a pretty mean thing to do on Stephen. Janice then basically says "You Baldwin Brothers can't take a joke." (RD: Oh they can take a joke. Problem is... A: It came from Janice. B: That joke sucked as bad as the debut of the ECW Zombie. Yup. That bad.)
It's nightfall at camp and the men get their food. Janice is providing commentary on how mushrooms aren't healthy and how to cook the food. Which is making the camp pretty angry at her. Especially Salley since he's the cook and he doesn't want to be told how to cook the food. Janice & Salley get into another fight. In confession Janice would be happier if Salley is gone. (RD: All you need is a rocking chair, and a ton of cats and Janice Dickinson would be the Cat Lady from "The Simpsons".) Torrie is telling Janice that she should be happy that there's someone at camp that knows how to cook. Janice's response to that? Janice can cook! (RD: If it's anything like Janice doing the dishes I rather pass on that.) Lou thinks in confession that if Janice knows how to cook then she should cook but Janice BRAGGED about knowing how to cook instead of OFFERING to cook and Janice tends to do that a lot. (RD: Gee, You THINK?!?) Janice brags about how she was Vegen before Vegen was cool. (RD: And I was Emo before Emo's got mocked. Point being?) Torrie is basically calling Janice's bluff at knowing how to cook. Salley doesn't care if Janice can cook because in confession Salley says just hearing Janice speak is such a chore. Salley talks to Stephen about how Janice is offering to cook while Stephen says that's not going to happen. Salley said it might happen because of Lou while Stephen thinks the camp will stop her. In confession Stephen compares Janice's cooking to "The Great Flood Of Noah." (RD: OH MY BROTHER! TESTIFY!)
Commercial Break 1
Back to the hosts where a lightning strike just happened right now (RD: Please let it hit Janice.) as the hosts once again hype that there's a major rain storm happening right now. (RD: Just "Let It Rain". It's good for the world.) The hosts say that when it comes to the weather around here expect anything to happen. Myleene said even the floor started to shake for a bit. Myleene hypes that it the rain stops the Immunity Trial called "Up In Arms" will happen. But first. Damien is hyping how John Salley is starting to loose his patience.
Back at camp where it looks like everyone is asleep. Salley said in confession that he's not happy right now. Salley said that he didn't get any sleep last night & he's starting to miss his friends and he missed Daniel. Torrie confesses that Daniel Baldwin was such a big personality his effect in camp is already noticed.
Back at camp where Lou & Janice are having some small talk while Janice is doing the dishes. In confession Mrs. Blago thinks Janice is in a great mood because Daniel is gone and they always clashed with one another. Janice & Salley hug each other in the middle of camp; in confession Salley said that he & Janice made up because of his recent funk while Janice made fun of Salley for being so lovey-dovey. Lou is happy that Salley & Janice made piece while he thinks in confession that your not going to like everybody so people have to learn to live with one another.
Back at camp Lou talks to Holly if she is recognized anywhere outside of Los Angeles. Holly said that yes she does and she's happy for it and she also admits that she doesn't have any of the fame near everybody at camp. Lou said that he was offered some great advice about fame. Lou says that during a "La Bamba" screening years ago he got to meet Helen Mirriam. Lou said to Helen Mirriam that he was mobbed by the fans and wonders if he can get used to it. Lou's advice from Helen Mirriam was "Don't get used to it because then you think it will be normal." Lou basically tells Holly that you need to get your priorities straight in life. Stephen adds to the part of Lou's conversation saying that all of The Baldwin Brothers still feel like boys from Brooklyn so they really don't feel the fame, that is unless Stephen needs a really good table at a great restaurant in short notice then he's willing to use Alec Baldwin's name anytime because he's "such a diva". Stehpen admits in confession that sometimes being a Celebrity "doesn't suck." (RD: Oh great Stehpen. Encourage the Reality TV Show posers that want to compete on "American Idol" or other shows like it. Bleh!) Janice complains about her Celebrity saying it's more like a "double-edged sword" meaning how she hates TMZ or the Paparazzi harassing her but it pays the bills for her family. In confession Mrs. Blago finds that the Celebrities talking about their fame pretty interesting due to her circumstances. Mrs. Blago then talks to camp about her experience with fame and how it works in the field of Politics. Lou in camp & Stephen in confession think Mrs. Blago side of fame is very interesting since she wasn't looking to be famous in the first place. Mrs. Blago says that fame is much more nasty when your in Politics.
Lou received a scroll and he's reading it to the camp. It's time for another Luxury Trial. Each team selects two members to compete in the Trial but there's a catch, only those two team members will get the Luxury Prize if they win & the prize is a back massage from a masseuse. The men talk it over and Lou wants to send Salley & Stephen for their back issues. Stephen doesn't want it nor Sanjaya needs it because right now he has Holly giving him massages so it's Lou & Salley for the men. While with the women Torrie volunteers herself and the women don't mind, Janice asked Mrs. Blago if she wanted to compete and Mrs. Blago said yes. So the team members take off.
The team members arrive at the Luxury Trial where there's a scroll to read what is the Luxury Trial all about. Here's the objective of the Luxury Trial: One team member must stand on a plank while the other activates a hand crank. Whenever the team member that turns the crank each time the plank gets shorter for the opponent's plank. Whichever team manages to get their opponent's plank to disappear thus making their opponent take a dip in a shallow pool wins the Luxury Prize which is a back massage from a masseuse. Salley wants that massage so bad. Lou & Torrie try to build up their "feud" that they have. (RD: Ah yes. One of the classic rivals of all time. Ali/Frazier. Lakers/Celtics. Dodgers/Giants. Stone Cold/The Rock. Torrie/Lou. Good times.) Lou & Torrie are operating the hand cranks, Mrs. Blago & Salley on the planks, Torrie is trying to get Salley off his plank & Lou is trying to get Mrs. Blago off her plank.
The Luxury Trial starts. Lou & Torrie operate their hand cranks and Salley is starting to trash talk to a level that's never seen on the show. Salley tried to say that Hulk Hogan is right behind her (RD: *RD as Hulk Hogan*: "That's right John Salley. I am right behind Torrie Wilson. So what's your going to do brother when Torrie-Mania RUNS WILD OVER YOU!" I just couldn't resist!) Salley's trash talking gets so bad that Mrs. Blago starts to trash talk on Lou now! (RD: You go Patti Blagojevich!) The competition is getting close and both planks are even and much shorter. The planks are really short now. Lou accidentally disconnects the hand crank so Lou hurries to put it bank on the wench. Salley's plank is gone so Salley take a dip in the pool. The women win another Luxury Trial, and in this particular moment John Salley to shut up. The men leave the Luxury Trial area so the women can get their professional massage. Torrie & Mrs. Blago profess their love for their massage and then they leave the area.
The teams return to camp. The men first to say the women won. Janice & Lou compare Torrie to a "Beast". (RD: Funny. Torrie doesn't look like Dan Severn.) Lou professes his respect for Torrie and in confession compares her to a "machine." (RD: Funny. Torrie doesn't look like Hulk Machine or Giant Machine.)
Commercial Break 2
Back to the hosts where they hype once again that a major rainstorm is happening and they are in their little makeshift studio. (RD: You know. "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" personally speaking.) Myleene mentions that due to health & safety reasons the camp are now living in the Confession Room where we get a shot of the women having a fun time sitting down while the men are trying to get some space inside the room. The hosts once again hype that they are doing this for charity by going to NBC.com The hosts mention that even though the jungle can be a harsh condition it can be a paradise where you can see exotic animals & aging supermodels.
Back at camp. Janice praises how lucky Lou is since Lou recently received his Skype call from his wife. Lou & Janice talk about Janice's kids. Janice says that when she gave birth to her oldest son she wanted to be a mom but her husband at the time didn't want kids (RD: See. This is what I think will happen to The Pratts, one baby later from Heidi's "baby canal" and Spencer will CONVENIENTLY go out for a "pack of cigarettes" one day and next thing you know. Spencer will go...poof!) so her husband got a divorce from Janice. According to Janice her divorce sent her in a emotional tailspin letting her go on a drug-crazed binge & lots of sex since all she wanted to have was a family and that made her go nuts. When Janice had her second baby it she didn't know who the father was. (RD: Unfortunately Maury Provich didn't have his show at the time. Just think the fun that could had happened if Janice and whomever she thought was the father. Then Maury saying "You Are Not The Father!!" which would had made Janice cry. Ah good times!) Janice had DNA tests with some of the men that she slept with. When Janice found out that it was a "young film producer" (RD: Janice didn't tell.) she didn't tell him for 7 years. Lou said in confession that Janice had a hard life and there's a softer side to Janice and there's the "witch" that we all know and hate. Janice said she worked her ass off trying to get her kids the private schools and the life she never had & she sobered up. In confession Janice cries saying that she misses her kids so much. Lou & Janice had a nice hug.
It's starting to rain in camp, (RD: I wonder if the camp got "Caught In The Rain"?) Stephen & Lou mention in camp that the rainstorm is making things boring for the camp and that the rain could spell trouble for them. Lou has a scroll and it looks like the camp are going to take part in a little activity. The camp will take part in a Scavenger Hunt. Here's how the Scavenger Hunt will work: There will be a card in the Confession Room. Starting with Lou they must rip off the appropriate spot in the card, then they must go back into camp, get the item they were assigned, bring it back to the Confession Room, get the next Celebrity to read off the card, and repeat the process until all eight Celebrities get their items. If the camp completes the Scavenger Hunt in 5 minutes they will get a "treat" for the entire camp. The Celebrities spread out around camp while Lou heads for the Confession Room.
Lou is in the Confession Room & The Scavenger Hunt starts with 5 minutes on the clock! Lou's needs to get 1 Candle. Lou is running around camp yelling where the candles are at. Lou makes a jump that "The Six Million Dollar Man" & "The Bionic Woman" (RD: The classic not the spectacular bomb re-make) be proud of. Lou grabs the candle and Stephen's next. Lou places the candle in the Confession Room & Stephen's item is to get a mirror with 3:57 left. Stephen grabs a mirror from Janice's bed and Mrs. Blago is next. Stephen places the mirror in the Confession Room & Mrs. Blago's item is to get a jump rope with 3:11 left. Mrs. Blago is screaming for a jump rope, the camp point her to it and Holly is next. Mrs. Blago places the jump rope in the Confession Room & Holly's item is to get a Brillo Pad with 2:37 left. Mrs. Blago helps out Holly by yelling for a Brillo Pad and the camp guides Holly to it. Holly grabs the Brillo Pad and Sanjaya is next. Holly places the Brillo Pad in the Confession Room & Sanjaya's item is to get some tweezers with 2:00 left. Janice yells to Sanjaya that the tweezers are in her bag, which in confession Sanjaya wasn't surprised that they were in her bag. Sanjaya has the tweezers and Torrie is next. Sanjaya places the tweezers in the Confession Room & Torrie's item is to get two dumbells with 1:41 left. The camp guides Torrie to the dumbells. Torrie runs with the dumbells (RD: Which isn't safe in a gym.) and Janice is next. (RD: Well the camp lost The Scavenger Hunt.) Torrie places the dumbells in the Confession Room & Janice's item is to get some nail clippers with 1:25 left. Janice looks like he has a bad case of "Stephen Segall"-itis, meaning she can't run and she looks funny when running. Janice is yelling for the nail clippers. The camp guides her to the nail clippers & Janice has her own "Six Million Dollar Man" & "Bionic Woman" moment by jumping over the fire pit. (RD: Makes sense since she is as ancient & Lee Majors AND Lindsey Wagner.) Janice gets the nail clippers & Salley is the last person to compete. Janice places the nail clippers in the Confession Room & Salley's item is to get a role of toilet paper with 1:00 left. Salley grabs the toilet paper in the camp's plastic chest where all the perishables are located, places it in Confession Room with :42 left on the clock! The Celebrities completed The Scavenger Hunt. So the "treat" that the camp won? The "treat" are ingredients to make S'mores! So the camp make some S'mores and they are loving it.
Commercial Break 3
Back to the hosts as they enjoy the stormy day in the jungle. (RD: Looks like they are enjoying an "Evening Rain".) The hosts hype how Lou won Immunity last week and if the rain clears up the Immunity trial for this week "Up In Arms" will be later on in the show. But first. Looks like John Salley in contemplating quitting the show. (RD: Yeesh! This show has had more quitters than any Reality TV Show ever in my own honest opinion.)
Back at camp it seems like everybody is hanging out and doing their normal routine. Then Salley out of the blue says he wants to quit. The camp doesn't believe him but Salley is still talking about quitting. Torrie is trying to talk Salley into staying saying he's not a quitter but Salley said he doesn't want other people choose his life but himself. The big thing that's on Salley's mind is letting "America" decide what he should do or not do. Salley talks to Mrs. Blago and the big thing that's pushing him to quit was last week's elimination where it was down to Salley & Daniel Baldwin on who was eliminated and in the end it was Daniel that was sent home. Salley thinks his odds in winning the show are pretty low especially when he thinks Torrie would win & compares Torrie as "the blond girl with the pretty face." In confession Lou wants Salley to stay because he's a great competitor and he doesn't want him to leave for being so mentally shakened. Salley then talks to Mrs. Blago about the things he should be doing except be on the show like making pizza & drinking wine. (RD: Sounds like something an alcoholic Italian restaurant owner would be doing.) In confession Salley complains that he wants to go home and enjoys the simple luxuries that other people don't get like a room & bed.
It's nightfall at camp and Janice says that she goes to the bathroom 20 times a day (RD: I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!) and Torrie is asking why is she going to the bathroom a lot. Janice thinks it's because she's old. Then we see a shot of Sanjaya cutting up some vegetables on a cutting board. In confession Sanjaya thought he would do the cooking this time around to ease Salley's spirits. So Sanjaya is cooking up his version of "Potato Chips" in the pan. The camp is criticizing Sanjaya's way of cooking the "Potato Chips", but Janice wants to eat them right now even though they aren't done yet. Sanjaya is not in the mood to hear from other people, especially Janice, complaining about the way he cooks. Janice is complaining that she's hungry and she wants to eat. Sanjaya (RD: In my words.) basically says "Shut your pie hole! When they are done, they are done!" The camp are impressed with Sanjaya's recent backbone since before this he was Janice's little slave. Stephen wants a physical fight between Sanjaya & Janice to happen. Sanjaya & Janice start to have a fight now. (RD: WTF?!? From Sanjaya?!?) In confession Lou is proud of Sanjaya for defending himself up to Janice. Janice starts to criticize Sanjaya's cooking technique while Sanjaya fights Janice off. Sanjaya says in confession that he can stick up for himself but he saves it for the right moment. Sanjaya starts serving the "Chips" to camp. Holly loves the chips and Janice apologizes to Sanjaya.
Commercial Break 4
Back to the hosts. Myleene is saying the competition is getting fierce. The hosts recap Salley wanting to quit. But it looks like Salley has taken some quiet time to ponder if he should quit or not.
Back at camp where Salley is alone near the river trying to think things out. In confession Stephen can fully understand what Salley's going through because of his NBA experience. While in camp Lou is having a pep talk with the camp comparing the show to a "marathon" and it could ruin your game mentally. Torrie talks to Salley again about staying with this time Torrie telling him that one of the reasons she wanted to do the show was that Torrie's brother is a big fan of Salley's and her brother was way excited about it. In confession Holly was shocked (RD: Apparently she's either clueless like her sister Heidi, she doesn't notice except when it comes to herself like Heidi, or nobody told her.) to hear about Salley wanting to quit and that seems so uncharacteristic of him. The camp gives Salley some love, Lou tells Salley he's very appreciated in camp. So Salley changed his mind and decided not to quit because, according to his confession, he felt wanted and at times you need to feel wanted.
It's daytime at camp. Everybody's asleep and Janice is walking like she's got to "go number 2". (RD: Which is a lot different from her urinating at her bed the last time we got to see this attractive footage.) In confession Stephen & Salley tells us that Janice is very constipated. (RD: And for those who don't know what that means, it means that Janice can't "Drop a deuce" or "go number 2" or "have a regular bowel movement" if you know what I mean.) Janice is very vocal with the fact that she is constipated that she is making the camp sick about it. (RD: First of all. Based on personal experience if Janice hasn't, well "you know", did it in 7 days she needs to get it done soon or else it will get really toxic inside her body. Well that's what the doctors told me at least. Trust me, you don't wanna know. Second. How come I'm feeling I'm watching an episode of "King Of The Hill" where that one time Hank Hill was majorly constipated and the entire town of Arlen was giving him advice on how to, well "you know".) Janice is showing her bloated gut in confession due to being constipated. (RD: SO DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT FOR THAT REASON!) Janice is eating papaya & prunes to "loosen herself up". Salley thinks Janice must have some sort of spastic colon. In confession Stephen is surprised that Janice doesn't know some kind of Yoga move that would probably "make it fly out". (RD: Trust me. Even though I'm a beginner in Yoga, and mostly it's for my back. If it worked for Hank Hill it should work for me damn it! But I don't think Yoga can do that.) And fair enough we see Janice doing some Yoga to see if that can make her un-constipated. Janice is complaining that none of it is working.
Commercial Break 5
Back to the hosts where they recap Salley's desire to quit & Janice's desire to go to the bathroom. Now it looks like Mrs. Blago has a desire to talk to someone.
Back to the camp where we see Salley & Mrs. Blago hanging out in the river. Salley asked Mrs. Blago if she wants to talk and she said yes. Mrs. Blago talks to Salley that it took her awhile to get the stress (RD: That Mr. Blago caused.) off her mind for awhile so she was somewhat relaxed from it. But when Mrs. Blago got that Skype call from Mr. Blago & the kids it kind of put that stress right back in her mind. Mrs. Blago tells Salley how she noticed how Mr. Blago was really tired looking and that worried her that something bad was going on. In confession Salley felt really concerned about Mrs. Blago. Salley talks to Mrs. Blago, with Torrie in the background swimming (RD: Why? I do not know.) saying that people smell weakness and they will take you out. Mrs. Blago said the big decision to come on the show was whether or not she would be angering the U.S. Attorney because if they send Mr. Blago to jail they might send Mrs. Blago to jail too. Mrs. Blago is worried that the U.S. Attorney will give Mr. Blago a plea bargin in about a year to get her indicted as well. Mrs. Blago then basically says "Fine. Go ahead and indict me because you'll make my kids orphans if you do." In confession Salley tells us that he'll tell Mrs. Blago that basically "you'll make your own happiness." (RD: How...Zen of him.) Mrs. Blago talks to Salley about how some of the people that are involved in this (RD: And with recent news I'm looking at you Senator Roland Burress!) are going to make them say negative things, thanks to the U.S. Attorney, in exchange to get them free of their crimes. Salley says a Zen thing about "lighting a match in darkness, and when you add 10 times the darkness, there will still be the light." So Salley tells Mrs. Blago to concentrate on the light. Mrs. Blago agrees with Salley and that The Blago Family need to get past the trial first. In confession Salley admits that he needs Mrs. Blago and she needs him. Mrs. Blago starts to cry and Salley gives her a supporting hand. Salley starts splashing water to Mrs. Blago and that gets a laugh out of her.
The hosts appear at camp to tell them that "America" has voted on which man & which woman will compete in the "Tunnel Of Terror" Food Trial. The results are in. "America" has chosen Torrie & Sanjaya to compete. In confession Torrie acts scared over the "Tunnel Of Terror" while Sanjaya is not surprised at all.
Torrie & Sanjaya enter a jungle clearing where they find the hosts and the entrance to the "Tunnel of Terror". Damien mentioned that this is the second Food Trial that "America" has voted for and they voted for Sanjaya twice. Sanjaya's response? Sanjaya's a "proFRESHnional". (RD: He said it, not me.) Damien mentions this is Torrie's first public voted Food Trial. Torrie thinks that America has enough confidence in her to beat Sanjaya. So here's how the "Tunnel Of Terror" works: Torrie & Sanjaya will take turns going into the "Tunnel", then each of them have three minutes to go through the "Tunnel" trying to find up to 20 Stars total scattered throughout the "Tunnel" with spiders, snakes, and baby crocodiles along the way. Torrie & Sanjaya must finish the course or else the Stars they have gathered will not count. Screaming "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" will get you out of the "Tunnel" but you will loose the Food Trial. Whomever has collected the most Stars within three minutes & finished the course will win the Food Trial. (RD: They didn't show what the Food Trial Prize was. Which is odd.)
Sanjaya enters the "Tunnel" and the Food Trial starts. Sanjaya stars in the "Tunnel" by messing around with some snakes in a hole (RD: There's a movie in there somewhere. I can feel it.) and he manages to get 2 Stars. Then Sanjaya messes around with an iguana while collecting another 2 Stars. Sanjaya then puts his hand in a hole where there are some tarantulas in there to get another Star with 2:24 left. Sanjaya puts his hand in some muck to look for another Star while a tarantula is crawling on his back! Sanjaya starts to put his hand in a hole where there is crayfish inside, then Sanjaya feels the tarantula on his back and he shakes it off & the crayfish. Sanjaya is having a hard time with the crayfish until he finally gets that Star. Sanjaya travels deeper within the "Tunnel" and he slides down head first into what looks like a slime-filled pool. Baby crocodiles fill the pool as Sanjaya dives down to collect a Star. Sanjaya now travels down, to what Damien called a "mud tunnel". Sanjaya is crawling down the "mud tunnel" gathering as many Stars as he can. Sanjaya finds the exit so he climbs up while staff from the show open the hatch to get Sanjaya out of the "tunnel". Sanjaya finished the course in time and managed to get 19 out of a possible 20 Stars! (RD: Whoa!) Torrie is next to enter the "Tunnel"
Commercial Break 6
Back to the hosts where they mention Sanjaya's near perfect performance in the "Tunnel Of Terror" Food Trial. Myleene mentions that Torrie must get all 20 Stars to beat Sanjaya.
Back to the Food Trial where Torrie is about to enter the "Tunnel Of Terror". Torrie enters the "Tunnel" and her Food Trial stars. Torrie has an easy time with the snake hole to grab 2 Stars. Next Torrie messes with the iguana hole to grab another Star. Torrie finds the tarantula hole and has a hard time with it but manages to get 2 Stars. Next is the muck and Torrie quickly goes through it. Torrie puts her hand in the crayfish hole when Myleene tells her to hurry up with a 1:35 left on the clock. Torrie slides head first into the pool Torrie is scared at first when the baby crocodiles enter the pool. Torrie takes some deep breaths and makes some attempts of diving into the pool to get some Stars. The hosts tell Torrie to hurry up with 1:00 left on the clock as she enters the "mud tunnel". Torrie is slowly crawling through the "mud tunnel" gathering Stars with about :15 left on the clock. Torrie manages to find the exit with :10 seconds left on the clock. The staff on the show help Torrie to get out of the "Tunnel". Torrie looks really messy and covered with mud from head-to-toe. (RD: Damn! Now I know why pie-fetish people like to see their women look messy. Torrie looks hot!) The hosts count the stars Torrie has. Torrie collected 18 Stars. Sanjaya, and the men, win the Food Trial by just 1 Star! Torrie & Sanjaya head back to camp.
Torrie & Sanjaya return to camp to tell the Celebrities the good & bad news. Lou is proud that Sanjaya beat Torrie. In confession Sanjaya is getting a little bit cocky saying that he is "the man" while Torrie is bummed not because she lost, but she lost to Sanjaya! Torrie is pouting (RD: Aw! How sad! Cute! But sad!) that she lost because she thought she needed to stay in the baby crocodile filled pool a little bit longer.
Commercial Break 7
Back to the hosts where they hype once again that it's raining (RD: You know. If this was airing in November. You know what this storm would be called falling from the sky? A "November Rain"!) Damien hypes that if the storm lightens up the 3rd & final Immunity Trial will happen later on in the show. The hosts mention that as time passed in the camp they noticed that Janice wasn't looking so good.
Back to the camp where Janice has herself basically wrapped up in a cocoon. The camp noticed that she wasn't looking nor acting so well. Mrs. Blago mentions in confession that Janice was looking really frail while Torrie says Janice is looking horribly sick. Janice gets out of bed to go outside of camp to hack some phlegm up. Stephen is amazed she's still on the show feeling sick and her age. Lou said even though Janice is sick, Janice wants to go down fighting on the show. Salley mentions in confession that now he and the camp believes that Janice is sick. Stephen talks to Janice about if she was offered to quit due to illness would she? Janice said that she made it this far why quit? Lou is looking concerned about Janice. Mrs. Blago tells Janice to go near the fire to warm up. Janice thanks Mrs. Blago but due to the smoke it will make her worse but she's okay.
Nightfall at camp. Lou is escorting Janice out of camp while mentioning in confession that Janice was throwing up a lot. Lou escorted Janice to some medical staff waiting for her across the bridge while an ambulance is pulling up. The ambulance takes Janice to the Medical Onsite building. (RD: The same one where they took Heidi Pratt.) The physicians put an IV into Janice and the doctor thinks Janice has some sort of viral infection. Lou informs the camp that Janice will be staying overnight at the Medical Onsite building to see if they can make her better.
As nightfall continues in camp. It's 2:57AM Jungle Time. (RD: How do I know what time it is? A shiny little graphic told me!) Everybody at camp is sleeping. A snake is slowly crawling its way into camp. The snake is under one of the unoccupied beds. Onsite Security are slowly sneaking their way into camp. (RD: And you know it's Onsite Security because of the camouflage uniforms, the way they are "Solid Snaking" their way into camp, and of course the SHINY little graphic!) Mrs. Blago is slowly waking up to Security sneaking in. Salley wakes up but tries to hide himself. Security grabs the snake and slowly walk right out of camp. In confession Mrs. Blago was scared over the whole incident. Mrs. Blago finds Salley awake so she walks over to him and talk about what happened. Mrs. Blago finds out from Salley that a snake entered the camp. So Mrs. Blago returns to bed and tries to sleep but she can't. Morning has come and Mrs. Blago is asleep.
Everybody at camp is waking up. Mrs. Blago talks to Stephen if he saw security get the snake. Stephen is shocked that it actually happened. Stephen thought the camp was a location that the show found from a set that was once used by Hollywood but now he realizes that this is actually a piece of the jungle, Holly mentions in confession that it is kinda scary that this snake try to enter the jungle and nobody knew that it happened.
The camp is trying to do their normal routines in the jungle. They start on some small talk on whether if Janice is okay and if she will be back. Cries of "family" can be heard as Janice is running her way back into camp. Everybody at camp was hugging Janice. Torrie & Sanjaya mention in confession that Janice seemed to be more positive. Salley offered Janice some food and she gladly ate some. In confession Janice thinks she was "blessed" that she gets to spend another day on Earth. Lou said to Janice that spending 7 days without a bowel movement makes Janice weak, to which Janice responds with some laughter. Sanjaya mentions in confession that Janice is back to her old self. While Janice spazzes out while eating some fruit.
Commercial Break 8
Back to the hosts where they are about to go to the Immunity Trial if the rain starts to clear up. (RD: I'm wondering something here. Have Damien & Myleene, in their little makeshift studio, "They Ever Seen The Rain?" Just wondering.) The hosts mention that there's going to be a Leadership Trial coming up next.
Back at camp. Everybody in confession praises Lou's role as leader. Torrie mentions also in confession that Lou is the only person at camp not to have a "jungle breakdown". As we see a quick video package of everybody at camp having their "jungle breakdowns". In confession Salley praises Lou for him being a peacemaker between Janice & camp. In confession the camp sings even more praises for Lou. While Lou mentions in confession that being Leader is good but it's so much a pain in the ass.
Lou reads a scroll. It's Leadership Trial time. This time for this Leadership Trial Lou is ineligible to compete for Leader because he's been Leader twice. Janice says she doesn't want to compete. (RD: Gee! What a surprise!) Lou gives his "farewell address" and everybody at camp clapped for him. Stephen wants Lou to be Leader again. So everybody at camp takes off for the Leadership Trial.
The camp arrives at the Leadership Trial where the hosts are. The Leadership Trial works like this: Website visitors at NBC.com have been answering questions related to the show. (RD: Really?!? I mean who in their right minds be this involved with the show. And I'm only here for Torrie Wilson! Once she's gone it'll be beer and nachos for me for an entire week!) The hosts will be asking the Celebrities a bunch of questions. The Celebrities must write down the name of the Celebrity that they think best answers the question. Which Celebrities get the question right is able to put an "X" near that Celebrity's name. Three "X"s and your out of the Leadership Trial. The sole survivor becomes Leader. (RD: Okay. First they have Trials that were created by people that worked for Nickelodeon. Then for "Flash Flood" they ripped off "Fear Factor". Now they ripped off "Survivor" & "Big Brother" for this Leadership Trial! Like Charlie Brown says "Good Grief!")
The Leadership Trial begins!
1. Who does The Most Work Around Camp?
(The Celebrities have mix answers of Lou & Salley.)
Answer: Salley
Mrs. Blago & Sanjaya got it right and they put their "X"s on Janice. One more "X" and Janice is out.
2. Which Celebrity Does America Think Is The Laziest At Camp?
(Everybody answers Janice.)
Answer: Janice
Nobody gets to put an "X" up.
3. Which Camp Mate Does America Think Is The Most Famous?
Commercial Break 9
Back to the hosts where they hype the Celebrities are surviving in the harsh Costan Rican jungle to win the title of "King/Queen Of The Jungle" and that they are all doing it for charity. RD: Just go to NBC.com if you want to donate.) The hosts recap Lou leaving his role as Leader and the Celebrities competing for the role as Leader.
Back to the Leadership Trial
3. Which Camp Mate Does America Think Is The Most Famous?
(Mix answers of Lou, Salley, & Janice.)
Answer: Salley
While Salley makes himself look pretty. Holly & Stephen got it right. Holly puts a "X" on Janice so she's eliminated from the Trial. Stephen puts an "X" near Sanjaya.
4. Which Camp Mate Does America Think Has The Worst "Bed Hair"? (RD: "Bed Hair" is when you wake up and your hair looks funky. My bed hair kinda looks like Goku at times.)
(Two answer of Torrie, four answer Sanjaya.)
Answer: Sanjaya
Torrie, Sanjaya, Holly, and Stephen got it right. Torrie & Sanjaya puts an "X" on Stephen. Holly puts a "X" on herself. (RD: Hrm...) Stephen puts a "X" on Sanjaya. One more "X" and Stephen & Sanjaya are eliminated.
5. Who Is The Smartest Camp Mate?
(Mixed answers between Salley, Mrs. Blago, & Janice.)
Answer: Salley
Torrie gets it right and places a "X" on Sanjaya and he is eliminated from the Trial.
6. Which Camp Mate Does America Think Is The Best Team Player?
(Two answer Sanjaya, rest answer Salley.)
Answer: Salley (RD: Damn! How many answers have his name on it?!?)
Salley, Holly, & Stephen get it right. Salley puts a "X" on Stephen so he's eliminated from the Trial. Holly puts a "X" on Torrie.
7. Which Camp Mate Does America Thinks Its Sleeping The Most?
(One answers Stephen, rest answer Sanjaya.)
Answer: Sanjaya
Mrs. Blago, Holly, & Torrie get it right. Mrs. Blago puts a "X" on Holly so she is eliminated from the Trial. (RD: Shouldn't have put a "X" on your name now huh Holly? Now it's official! Holly & Heidi Pratt are really related now! Yeesh!) Torrie puts a "X" on herself. (RD: WHA?!?!?)
8. Which Camp Mate Does America Think Eats The Most?
(One answers Stephen, two answer Janice.)
Answer: Janice
Torrie & Salley get it right. Torrie puts a "X" near herself and she is eliminated from the Trial. Torrie's reason in confession why she eliminated herself because she didn't want to be Leader or have the responsibility of it. Salley puts a "X" on Mrs. Blago. It's Salley & Mrs. Blago left in the Trial.
9. Which Camp Mate Does America Think Has The Best Strategy?
(Mrs. Blago answers Stephen, Salley answers himself.)
Answer: Salley
Salley got it right and puts a "X" on Mrs. Blago. One more "X" and Salley wins the role of Leader.
10. Which Camp Mate Does America Think Is The Least Favorite?
(Mrs. Blago answers Stephen, Salley answers Mrs. Blago.)
Answer: Mrs. Blago.
Salley gets it right. Salley places a "X" on Mrs. Blago. Mrs. Blago is eliminated from the Trial. Making Salley the sole survivor and wins the role of Leader! (RD: Salley was THIS CLOSE to quitting the show and now he's Leader. Teaches him not to bail too early now huh?) The Celebrities leave the Leadership Trial to head back to camp.
Back at camp. Salley walks into camp as Leader. Everybody at camp congratulates Salley as Leader. Janice jokes-begs for some work to do. Salley asks Janice to be quiet for 1 hour a day per his Leadership rewards. Salley gets his first scroll and inside the scroll are pictures of his family. Salley passes his pictures around camp for everybody to see. In confession Salley says the pictures are a reward for being Leader and he shows the pictures to the camera. Sanjaya "drools" over Salley's oldest daughter. (RD: Come on Sanjaya! We all know that your "gay". Allegedly!) Lou jokes about he hopes Salley has a shotgun. Lou thinks Salley's wife is gorgeous. Janice loves Salley's kids. Salley thinks in confession that getting those pictures was the best thing he has ever received in the jungle.
Its nightfall at camp. Stephen thought that the first moment he was going on this show he thought everybody on the show was going to be crazy and full of drama (RD: Like his experience on "The Celebrity Apprentice!") but his experience now in the jungle completely changed that. Torrie mentions in confession that this time around each member of camp are going to share a special moment about why they like that person in camp. (RD: Oh Geez! Not another "Stuart Smalley" moment!) Stephen likes Lou because it seems like they have been best friends for the longest time. Lou likes Stephen for his faith, his strength, and their history. Salley says Mrs. Blago is his best friend for keeping him in the show. Mrs. Blago thinks Salley is her best friend because he's nice, smart, and considerate. (RD: Sounds like a recommendation for a job.) Mrs. Blago & Salley share a fist bump. Torrie has a hard decision because Janice reminds Torrie of her best friend away from the show but since Torrie & Stephen know each other before the show & she said Stephen was her "guardian angel", Torrie said Stephen is her best friend. Also in confession Torrie said Stephen is her best friend is because they are both "Strong Christians". (RD: Well Thank God your "normal" Christian Torrie like my mother and not wackjobs like Spencer & Heidi Pratt.) Holly thinks Sanjaya is her best friend because they are almost the same age and they can run off and have fun. Sanjaya thinks Holly is his best friend because she reminds him to live life each and every day. Janice ends this sappy moment saying that she loves all of them and she has to go and take a "number 2". (RD: LOL. I'm sorry but that was great way to end that.)
Back to Myleene where she mentions that Damien is going to the Immunity Trial area hoping the rain has stop. (RD: OF course Damien did ask "Who Will Stop The Rain?") Whomever wins the final Immunity is immune from elimination. Myleene then shows up how the camp found out about the Immunity Trial.
Back at camp where Salley has a scroll. Salley tells the camp about the Immunity Trial and tells them to get ready to leave camp.
Back to Myleene where she says that Damien is at the Immunity Trial area but the rain has cleared up a little but not enough. (RD: One more? Are you sure? Okay then. Myleene is wearing a lot of red in this episode. You think if she went out in the rain it might create some "Red Rain"? Thank You! Thank You! I'll be here all week! Please & try the veal!)
Commercial Break 10
Back to Myleene at the original studio where the rain has cleared up there. Myleene sends us to Damien. Damien is at the Immunity Trial where he said the rain storm passed the Immunity Trial & t he Celebrities camp. Since the Celebrities were placed in the Confession Room for their safety, the Celebrities are leaving the Confession Room and heading to the Immunity Trial now. Once the Celebrities have arrived the Trial will begin. Then Damien sends us to Myleene.
Myleene said that basically thanks to the rain we are out of time. We will find out who wins Immunity next time.
Next time: Who wins Immunity? And see the first days of our heralded leader King John Salley the First!
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