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We see the hosts Damien & Myleene. They hype for the elimination that's happening later on in the show. But for now. The hosts recap that the camp are still puzzled on what happened with that missing fourth granola bar. (RD: For those that don't know. Quick recap. The women won a Luxury prize which consisted of Exercise Equipment, Four Smoothies, & Four Granola Bars which was in the Confession Room. Janice Dickinson stole one of the granola bars, ate it, and hid the evidence. Then when Mrs. Blago grabbed the Luxury prize everybody at camp wondered what happened to that missing granola bar. Janice Dickinson not only lied to the camp, but to the world, in confession that she doesn't know where that missing granola bar was AND she managed to get a SECOND granola bar from the women as well.)
Back at camp. Everybody seems to be waking up to a new day. In confession Lou said last night was a real pain due to the camp wondering where that missing granola bar was. In confession Stephen says that the missing granola bar wrapper was found by Mrs. Blago. So Mrs. Blago & Stephen talk about it for a second. Then Mrs. Blago talks to Salley and tells him that she found the missing granola bar wrapper. In confession Stephen definitely knows that Janice was the one that ate the missing granola bar based on her previous actions in the camp for her stealing items and (RD: In his own words.) "acting like a clepto & a sociopath." So The Baldwin Brothers rib Janice trying to see if she'll confess. Janice of course lies once again that she didn't do it and calls Daniel "a bully." Stephen starts to crack up and tries to get Janice to confess. In response Janice flips Stephen "the bird". Lou tells The Baldwin Brothers & Janice to drop it and leave it alone.
Back to the hosts as they eat some granola bars. They try to downplay the whole point of the granola bars causing the chaos in camp then they bring it back around saying that they don't have anything to eat so it is an important issue. (RD: Huh?!?) The hosts also mention once again that they are trying to survive in the jungle they have to deal with a major part of it. The bugs.
Back at camp where Janice is screaming in confession that the bugs are driving her insane and mentions that a bullet ant bit her in the ass! (RD: Usually that would be comedy since Janice is trying to sell this as a tragedy. But I think it's a little something called "Kharma". Gee I wish there was a show about that? Oh yeah! NBC CANCELED "MY NAME IS EARL!" Hacks!) Holly mentions in confession that Sanjaya's entire body is almost covered in bug bites. Quick recap of Sanjaya's fun with the bug bites. Torrie mentions in confession that ever since the Celebrities have stayed in the jungle the bug attack are getting progressively worse and to fight it the camp have been given Incense Stickers to help fight off the bugs. At camp the Celebrities complain about the bug bites. Sanjaya basically rubs his back in the Confession Room couch because all the bug bites are making him itch, Stephen counts on his arm about 23 bug bites while spraying bug repellent all over his body. More fun of the Celebrities encounter with bugs and bug bites while Sanjaya says that somehow the bugs prefer the right arms & elbows of the Celebrities. In confession Lou feels overwhelmed that the bugs are penetrating their defenses while Stephen found out that the Citrinella bug spray is a great way to fight the bugs off because you can literally cover yourself with it over and over again. So we see Stephen & Sanjaya sing the praises of Citrinella while we see the camp covering up their bug bites with the Citrinella sprays, salves, and whatever to calm the itching down.
Commercial Break 1
Back to the hosts where they complain about the weather again. They hype the Celebrities duking everything out to win the competition and they are doing it for charity. (RD: Just go to NBC.com if you want to donate.) Damien once again hype Myleene's experience in the show as an example how rough it is. The hosts also hype the next Food Trial coming up that has something to do with "shopping".
Back at camp. Lou reads the scroll about the next Food Trial. Each team must send a person that "loves to shop". The men decide to send Sanjaya because he "had a dream about a supermarket" and he thinks it's a sign. The women were undecided between Mrs. Blago & Holly but after a vote they decide to send Holly. So Sanjaya & Holly are off to the Food Trial.
Sanjaya & Holly arrive at the Food Trial where the hosts greet them. Whomever wins the Food Trial this time around will get a Mexican Food Dinner. The Food Trial is called "Shop Till You Drop". Here's how it works: There are ropes suspended miles above the chasm below. Each Celebrity must push a shopping cart across these ropes to grab each of the 10 total items that are also hanging on the ropes. The Celebrity that finishes the fastest in 3 minutes and collects the most items will win the Food Trial. If a Celebrity falls off the ropes or scream "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" they will loose the Food Trial.
The Food Trial begins and Sanjaya is first and he is off. Sanjaya is taking things easy as he walks on the ropes. Sanjaya already has grabbed 8 of the 10 items with 30 seconds left. Sanjaya is having trouble now as the cart is getting heavy as he grabbed his 9th item. As Sanjaya is about to grabbed the final item, he is too tired and the clock runs out. Sanjaya has grabbed 9 out of 10 items in 3 minutes. Next up is Holly and she starts the Food Trial. Holly walks down the ropes and there's a problem already. Holly doesn't have enough of a reach to grab the items safely. So Holly has to kick each of the items, grab them when they come towards her, and put them in the cart. 1:35 left in the Food Trial and so far Holly has grabbed 4 out of the 10 items with her strategy. Time was her enemy as the clock was ticking down and some of the items were way beyond her reach. Holly skipped the 6th item and went for the 7th and as just as she was going to grab it, time was up. Holly grabbed 5 out of the 10 items. The men win the Food Trial & once again gain dominance in the Food Trails.
Sanjaya & Holly return to camp where Sanjaya tells the men the good news of eating Mexican Food tonight. Torrie & Janice are not happy in confession that the women lost the Food Trial. (RD: Again!)
Commercial Break 2
Back to the hosts as they hype the elimination one more time. But the hosts also mention that it didn't start out this way for them in the first place.
Back at camp. The camp are having another bonding moment once again. This time Lou brought up the question "what was your big break?" Meaning what moment in the Celebrities lives made them famous in the careers they are in. Torrie is first. Torrie tells the story of moving to Los Angeles to be an actress where her boyfriend at the time was a big Pro Wrestling fan. Of course at the time Torrie thought it was silly. So Torrie mentions that they got invited to a "wrestling show" in the area at the time (RD: I assume this was a WCW show based on the time frame.) Torrie mentioned that one of the wrestlers liked her look because she was a Fitness Model at the time and offered her to be in a storyline. Torrie took the offer and that's how she was in the business. Janice thought she couldn't beat that story but Lou mentions once again this is about "sharing" not "competing". So Janice starts to tell her big break. And instead of a short story like what Torrie told, she basically told an epic story. (RD: Let me compare it in wrestling related time. Torrie told an story that was the time length equivalent to a Batista-style squash, which means the match would end less than 15 seconds or so. Janice was telling a story the time length equivalent to the Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels "Iron Man Match" from years ago! Yes that long!) Janice was telling her story and she was getting the camp bored to death! Lou mentions in confession how long Janice made her story but spin it in a way she had a LOT of "big breaks" that she turned into a career. Janice is continuing on with her story. (RD: That would make the "Lord Of The Rings" movie Trilogy seem short in comparison.) Daniel laughs when Janice says "to make my long story short" which Janice replies by flipping Daniel "the bird" once again. Janice ends her story and everybody at camp clapped at her. (RD: Probably because it took Janice forever to finish it.) Next is Holly. Holly tells her story about her step-brother who was stationed in Iraq for 5 years. Holly mentions that her step-brother was finally going to be discharged from the Armed Services and they were going to be room mates. But unfortunately her step-brother died, which brings Holly to tears. Holly continues while crying that it was Heidi that brought Holly to Los Angeles in order for Holly to change her life and help get over the grief for Holly loosing her step-brother. (RD: Wow! Heidi Pratt actually doing something selfless. I'm guessing this was pre-Spencer Pratt days maybe?) Lou's hoping in confession that these stories can help the kids achieving their dreams. Lou tries to get Mrs. Blago to talk about her big break but she wouldn't and starts to cry. Mrs. Blago in confession said most of the Celebrities in camp wanted to get famous or got famous through positive means while in her case her fame (RD: or "Infamity" in this case.) was created through negative means. So Mrs. Blago walks away from camp and starts to cry. Mrs. Blago said in confession that right now the show is putting all the crap The Blago family has to go through on hold but now this happened a huge rush of emotion happened and Mrs. Blago now has her "jungle breakdown". Lou finds Mrs. Blago and tries to console her. Mrs. Blago is crying over the fact that her whole life is now gone. Lou tries to be caring and sympathizes with her saying that it's impossible for anyone to know what it feels like to have your life literally destroyed on a personal level and the people make their opinions based on the media reaction but they will never take away who Mrs. Blago is. (RD: Because Mrs. Blago is good enough, strong enough, and dog gone it people like her! Once again. Listen TO THE Tape!) Lou says that Mrs. Blago can build her life again. Mrs. Blago said in confession right now with the upcoming trial in a couple of years The Blago family has to deal with it. Mrs. Blago finally gets her composure straighten out and she runs into Janice. (RD: Oh here we go!) Janice wants to talk to Mrs. Blago but Mrs. Blago politely refuses her. Janice feels insulted and fights back in her own typical way. Mrs. Blago says politely whatever good or bad things Janice might say she'll cry again and Mrs. Blago doesn't want to cry again. Janice ask if she can hug Mrs. Blago so the both of them have a nice hug.
Commercial Break 3
Back to the hosts and they are on the bridge. The hosts will reveal which of the Celebrities are safe from elimination. The hosts mention that after all the bugs and whatever the environment has on the camp, it looks like there's a "showmance" (RD: Reality TV Show term for a romantic relationship on the show.) in the air.
Back at camp. Holly is floating around in one of those couch pool toys in the river when Sanjaya cannonballs his way into the river near Holly. Janice thinks Holly & Sanjaya are falling in love. Sanjaya is playing around with one of the pool toys with Holly in the river while Janice is spreading around that they might be an item. In confession Janice said, while doing it in a "gossip-e" type of voice, that this all started when Holly told her that Holly thinks Sanjaya is sexy. (RD: Sanjaya? Sexy? Doesn't Holly know that Sanjaya is basically saying to the world right now in this show that he's gay! Allegedly of course. Well it has been known that women make crappy choices.) We see the conversation that Janice mentioned already at how Holly is blushing around Sanjaya. In confession Daniel wants the cameras on Sanjaya & Holly a lot for the next couple of days. Around the campfire Sanjaya asks Holly if he can braid her hair and Holly says yes. Holly says in confession that Sanjaya is the "nicest guy in the world", (RD: To me that's language for "friends".) "dedicated heart", and "very talented". (RD: Say what now?) Now we see Sanjaya feeding Holly food, the both of them next to each other sleeping in hammocks, both of them in the river, in the hammocks once again, and Holly complementing Sanjaya for braiding her hair. In confession Sanjaya says Holly is "somewhat refreshing" while Holly thinks that with Sanjaya at camp with her it makes jungle life more bearable and she doesn't know what to do without him. Holly is even giving Sanjaya a back massage.
Back to the hosts. Both of them are excite over Sanjaya's & Holly's "showmance" and they want to see more of it. But first it's time to see the Celebrities talk to their loved ones.
Quick recap of the hosts telling Lou he can talk to his loved ones & Lou picking Daniel & Mrs. Blago to talk to their loved ones. So the Celebrities start to talk to their loved ones via Skype Internet Video Call. Mrs. Blago is first and she talks to Mr. Blago. (RD: Well Rod Blagojevich was right. We will see him on the show in one way or another.) Mrs. Blago wants to talk to the kids so Mr. Blago brings out their two daughters for her to talk with. The kids saw Mrs. Blago eating that tarantula and thought that was gross. In confession Mrs. Blago was way happy to see the kids and saw that Mr. Blago was really tired. (RD: What Mrs. Blago doesn't know is that Mr. Blago is like Donna Summer as of late and "working hard for the money." Rod Blagojevich is using his fame from hosting morning radio shows, to being in the play "Rod Blagojevich Superstar" which is a parody play about Mr. Blago's downfall set to "Jesus Christ Superstar" in order to pay for the bills.) Mr. Blago makes her wife feel good saying the kids are all right and fed and that he and the kids miss her. The kids say goodbye and that ends their conversation. Next is Daniel who's speaking to his wife Joanne. Daniel wanted to see Joanne's pregnant belly so she does. (RD: Yeah! Work it! What? Too soon?) Daniel says in confession that this was a crazy, trippy experience. Daniel & Joanne profess their love for one another. Joanne brings out their baby and Daniel is all smiles. Joanne is proud of Daniel being on the show and that ends their conversation. Finally Lou is up and taking to his wife Yvonne & their baby daughter. Lou thinks this is amazing in confession. Lou asks Yvonne what has their baby girl done without him there. Yvonne said the baby now walks down the hall with her, see's Lou's picture and says "Hi". Yvonne also said that today their little girl kissed a picture of him. Lou sayin in confession that this Skype call makes him love her all over again. Lou and Yvonne profess their love to one another, Lou said this call will make him stronger, and Yvonne said to "go kick some jungle bum."
Back to the hosts and they get all emotional over the Skype calls. And they are about to enter camp right now to reveal which Celebrities are safe. The hosts enter camp and mention the elimination. The hosts also recap that Lou won Immunity so he's safe but someone is going home tonight. Myleene reveals that Sanjaya and Stephen are safe. Damien reveals that Torrie, Holly, & Janice safe. Unfortunately that leaves Mrs. Blago, Daniel, and Salley that are possibly eliminated. The hosts recap what we just heard and coming up who will get sent home.
Commercial Break 4
Back to the hosts where they recap the possible elimination of Salley, Daniel, & Mrs. Blago. Once again they are doing it for charity. Also Myleene mentions that since this elimination is up, it's time for one last meal.
Back at camp. The men get their Mexican Food Trial Reward. In confession Janice is complaining that the men are getting this food and it's unfair. (RD: Janice, it's a competition. If you win you get food, not you get jack. Yeesh! Stop your complaining.) Janice is literally salivating over the food and begging for some. In confession Daniel is proud that the men are the "King Of The Hill" once again.
It's night at camp and they recap the things they will miss about each other. Torrie says he'll miss Lou for his bad jokes. (RD: Well then Torrie would LOVE ME since I am...THE KING OF THE BAD JOKES!) Torrie will miss Mrs. Blago for trusting her about how Mrs. Blago's friends betrayed her. Salley will miss Holly for her debut entrance into camp and her attitude to being a worker. Lou will miss Daniel for his deep family connections. Salley will miss Lou because he sees Lou as a "father figure" and he starts to cry. Lou kids around with Sanjaya for teaching him "to throw a ball". Holly will miss everybody because she thinks they are all a "family" and think their connections will stay after the show.
Commercial Break 5
Back to the hosts as they are near the camp and they are about to reveal who's going home. The hosts enter camp and recap what's going on in the show. Myleene mentions that either Mrs. Blago, Salley, or Daniel, are going home. Damien says that Mrs. Blago is safe. That leaves either Salley or Daniel going home. And...
Myleene: "The American Public has decided. That the next Celebrity to leave the jungle is...Daniel."
Janice somehow makes this a "Say No To Prop 8" declaration. (RD: Look. I know I'm for this as well but I think this is HIGHLY irregular and misplaced to do this.) Daniel hugs everybody at camp while Janice is still declaring "Say No To Prop 8".
The hosts hype that Daniel is leaving and the next Food Trial called "The Tunnel Of Terror" that "America" can vote which man or woman will compete. Everybody except Janice is eligible to vote for. Janice is immune due to medical reasons.
We see Daniel cross the bridge as he leaves the show.
Closing credits we see Daniel's experiences on the show.
Next time: New Immunity Challenges, will Lou stay as Leader for the third time, & this is the last week I get to do this AWFUL SHOW! YEAH!
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