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Posted by Raging Demons on 06/17/2009 at 06:34 AM


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Opening Credits of Doom!

Previously on "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" Well your going to have to read the previous column to find out what happened.

We see the hosts Damien & Myleene. They said that tomorrow someone is going home. And right now everything is "hanging on the balance". (RD: OH! Bad segue way. I thought Todd Grisham does those so well.) Which means...

Back to the "Hanging Tough" Immunity challenge where we get a quick recap of what it's all about. Back to the trial itself. Most of the Celebrities are struggling with this trial, except for Salley since he's nothing more than standing in the water while grabbing on to the hanging platform. Mrs. Blago is the first one to drop at the 2 minute mark. Daniel followed Mrs. Blago a couple minutes later. At the 2:30 mark seems like everything is okay. Or not as Salley lets go to take a short dip so he's gone. At the 4 minute mark Stephen is gone. Leaving Lou, Torrie, & Sanjaya. Torrie nearly looses her grip and it looked like she might had pulled something while Lou looks like he's feeling the stress. Torrie finally looses her grip and falls. Lou & Sanjaya are left. In confession Sanjaya feels protected, so in the challenge Sanjaya does the J-O-B making Lou the winner of the Immunity challenge.

The Celebrities return to camp. Daniel asked Torrie over so they can talk. Daniel thinks since Torrie outlasted the rest of the women and that Mrs. Blago was the first to drop. Mrs. Blago might be eliminated unless "America" surprises him and kicks Janice to the curb. Daniel thinks Janice is using her bronchitis wee bit too much in confession. Torrie agrees with that too as well in confession because it seems like before any type of challenge she's fine but when a challenge comes up she can't compete because of it. Torrie says to Daniel in camp that she's almost getting the urge to "Dropkick" Janice. (RD: And Torrie will replace Hardcore Holly as the person to do the "Best Dropkick Ever In The Business". I can guarantee you that!) Daniel and Torrie continue to complain about how Janice is such a manipulative, lazy whiner.

Commercial Break 1

Back to the hosts. They recap Lou winning Immunity and how you can vote to save a Celebrity. And about how you can keep this newcomer named "Holly". I guess we'll find out more about her later. But for now. Someone is pretty loud in camp.

Back at camp. All of the Celebrities were sleeping. That is until the Howler Monkeys woke them up. Daniel gives up a little "Did You Know?" that Howler Monkeys have an extra bone in their neck that helps create the loud cries they create. Daniel then jokes in confession that's how he met his wife too by emitting a loud scream.

Back at camp and it looks like daylight is approaching. Daniel spots a Howler Monkey actually hanging out at one of the trees in camp. The monkey climbs from tree to tree. Torrie wants the monkey to come close while Sanjaya is trying to speak "monkey" to it. (RD: Look. Sanjaya is adapting to the jungle well. I know that. But he isn't Tarzan!) Janice gets up and is actually doing her chore of doing the dishes. Lou asks Sanjaya to keep an eye on Janice and not let her use him to do all the work. Sanjaya basically says that he won't let that happen. In confession Janice doesn't like doing the dishes and says that she was famous since 1974. (RD: Wow. When I was a baby. Back then I didn't know about her. And now. I still don't know about here. How time flies!) Janice is crying in pain over how hard it is. Janice calls for Sanjaya for some help. Sanjaya gets a little sarcastic about it and goes to help Janice. Sanjaya is ordered not to let Janice use him to do the dishes since that's her chore. Sanjaya says in confession that if he doesn't do it he'll look bad for not doing anything so he helps Janice clean the dishes. Janice then finishes some dishes by hacking a loogie on one of those plates and scrubs it clean (RD: EW! Gross!)

Back at camp a new visitor is approaching. The visitor isn't sure that the camp will like her. The visitor talks to the camp saying that her name is Holly. Nobody knows who she is. Then Holly gives out some clues and we find out that Holly really is...

Lucky 13. Holly Montag.
Famous For: Recent addition MTV's "Reality TV Show" "The Hills". Unfortunately she's Heidi Pratt's sister. (RD: I feel sorry for her already.)

Commercial Break 2

Back to the hosts. The hosts hype that Lou has to make a "crucial decision" later on in the show. But first. With Holly Montag now a part of camp. Looks like Holly has a new friend. Holly's new friend name is...Janice Dickinson!

Back at camp. Holly introduces herself to the camp and to "America" through confession. Everybody is interested in Holly. Most particularly since she's related to The Pratts they're curious if they are always like what they had experienced. Holly seems more down-to-earth according to most of the camp in confession. Sanjaya is afraid she might bring some "drama" to the camp. Daniel thinks Holly is more "low maintenance" compared to Heidi which we see of Heidi breaking down. (RD: YES! *fist pump*) Holly is in fact the older sister. (RD: Explains a lot. The younger child always gets more love thus they turn into...well you know Heidi Pratt!) Janice "loves" Holly now. (RD: Funny. Janice "loved" Daniel and looked what happened there!) Janice & Holly bond over Hollywood stuff. In confession Torrie thinks Holly and Janice are becoming "BFF" (RD: "Best Friends Forever.") while Holly says at first she thought Janice was mean but now she seems a lot more friendly. While Janice & Holly go off in the jungle to talk for a bit. Daniel thinks Janice is forming an "alliance" with Holly. Lou and Daniel talk about trying to "flip" Holly thinking what she thinks about Janice. Daniel thinks what Janice is doing is pretty smart and he's not going to let her get away with it.

Back at camp where everybody's resting. Janice talks to Holly wondering if Spencer had "changed" her. Holly said that Heidi has always been the type of person to latch on and take that person's personality ever since she was a young kid. Holly said there's an old saying with her mother saying that Heidi was her mother's "velcro." (RD: So in other words. Heidi is basically sheep. A stupid brainless, moronic, sheep. Hell I could had told you that! But at least we have confirmation now. Thanks Holly!) Lou received a scroll. Looks like another challenge time. Each team must pick two people that have "good dexterity". Janice nominates herself for the Trial and Holly thinks she has good dexterity too so she also nominates herself. Lou and Daniel talk about who is going to participate. In the end they both decide that they both want to compete because, in confession, Lou & Daniel thinks Janice is playing "America" & camp by trying to look good to Holly. Daniel & Janice had a pre-match trash talk and the two teams head out to the challenge.

The teams arrive at a clearing where the hosts are. Damien asked Holly why she's competiting so soon. Holly said she wants to prove herself to the camp already. Whomever wins the Food Trial this time around will get a Hot Dog meal with Onion Rings and Potato Chips. Janice so wants to win bad this time around she literally runs over to the food to get a good smell. The Food Trial works like this: One partner must grab 5 Stars in a log while the other partner is hooked up to electrodes. If the partner getting the Star touches the edges, the other partner gets a shock. Touch the edge 4 times and you'll loose the star. However if any member of the team screams "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" quits the game. They have two minutes to complete the Trial. Which team get the most Stars wins the Food Trial. (RD: Sounds a lot like they ripped off the Milton Bradley board game "Operation". Gee I hope Janice has "Water On The Knee" or a "Thousand Dollar Fee". OPERATION!) The teams talk which one is doing what. Daniel then gets Janice into a fight during all this. The women start first. Janice is "taking electricity" while Holly is making sure that the Funny Bone..er I mean Star gets pulled.

The Trials starts now. Holly gets the first Star pretty easily. Holly moves over to get the second Star. Holly accidentally touches the side and Janice gets hits with electricity! (RD: Looks like she got punched in the stomach.)

Commercial Break 3

Back to the hosts. They complain about the weather. They recap the Food Trial which means...

Back to the Food Trial where Holly gets to that second Star. Daniel says "OOH!" in reaction to Janice getting shocked. Which Holly screws up for the second time on that star and Janice gets shocked again. Holly pulls the second Star out and goes for the third Star. Holly touches the sides immediately and Janice barely flinches at getting shocked this time around. Holly pulls out the third Star and goes for the fourth Star. Damien mentioned that "this is a small hole here". (RD: That's what she said!) Just as Damien said that Holly touched the sides a couple of times giving Janice some quick shocks. Holly dropped the star at the last second so when she go back in, she touches the sides which shocks Janice again. Holly slipped again causing the fourth shock to Janice meaning she must forfeit that Star and go on to the fifth and final Star. Holly immediately hits the sides three times which shocks Janice three times. Holly grabbed it slow and steady to grab the fifth Star in time. The women grabbed four Stars. The men are in position. Lou is grabbing the Stars and Daniel is receiving the shocks. Lou had the Star but dropped it, Lou hit the sides which gave Daniel a shock. Lou finally grabbed the first Star and moves on to the second Star. Lou immediately touched the sides of the second Star which caused Daniel not only a shock but him to complain. Lou pulled the second Star out moving on to the third Star. Lou grabbed the third Star with ease and moves on to the fourth Star. Daniel tries to give commentary but that ends up getting him a couple of quick shocks from Lou touching the sides twice, Lou tries again but touches the sides two times more causing more shocks to Daniel but forfeiting the Star. Lou moves on to the fifth & final Star. Lou grabs the fifth and final Star with ease means we have a tie! Here's the tiebreaker. We go back to the first Star. Whomever gets the first Star out in the fastest time win. Lou's first and he does it on 22 seconds. Holly is next and she does it in...17 seconds. (RD: Holy Crap!) The women win their first ever Food Trial! And it took a competent Montag to do it!

The women head back to camp to spread the good news. And Torrie finally gets to hug the women for winners. The men are quiet. Torrie is happy that she gets to eat Hot Dogs. (RD:No comment.) Holly thinks that the men should be ready and afraid of her.

Commercial Break 4

Back to the hosts as they recap the women winning their first Food Trial ever. The hosts recap that ever since coming to Costa Rica Mrs. Blago has found some new friends.

Back at camp. Salley talks to Mrs. Blago about her experience with fame. Mrs. Blago said some of the people that she sees tries to support her and Mr. Blago since he runs in public all the time. In confession Sanjaya feels for Mrs. Blago dealing with all the pressure of her current situation. Salley asks Mrs. Blago if Mr. Blago has any security when he runs. Mrs. Blago said not anymore thanks to a "selfish" (RD: Her word not mine.) Lt. Governor (RD: Think of it as a Vice-President for Governors) who removed The Blagos security three minutes after Mr. Blago was Impeached. (RD: Once again. No "Three Minute Warning"). Days after that helicopters were constantly flying over their home. In confession Salley empathize for Mrs. Blago because he has been in the lime light a long time and politics is "pretty sneaky". Mrs. Blago said The Blago family could had moved into the Stave Governor's mansion but they didn't and instead they kept the kids near the school they were going and lived near there. Mrs. Blago (RD: Once again her words not mine.) thought that the people of Springfield (RD: Yeah. Seeing Homer Simpson going apes**t on The Blagos was really brutal. OH! Wrong Springfield.) felt pissed when they did that. Torrie feels bad for Mrs. Blago in confession because she's in that situation that you had friends that you known for year, then get in trouble and they disappear. (RD: A little thing like Impeachment can do that.) Mrs. Blago talked to Sanjaya & Torrie about her situation. Mrs. Blago said to Torrie, Sanjaya, and in confession that it was probably the saddest thing to ever see when you best friends were sticking with you for year then all of a sudden they are no longer your friends. Mrs. Blago loves the fact that in camp they were not judging her for the infamy that Mr. Blago had caused. Based on her experience in camp Salley said in confession that Mrs. Blago is, in his opinion, not a thief or "taker" like how the media claims her to be. (RD: I think Mr. John Salley needs to hear that Federal Tape again.) Salley asks Mrs. Blago what might happen if Mr. Blago is found guilty. Mrs. Blago doesn't want to say because it might "incriminate" (RD: Okay that's my word there.) her and she doesn't want her daughters to hear. In confession Mrs. Blago thinks one of the good things for being on the show is finding a new source of strength that she never found before. Salley asks Mrs. Blago what might be her game plan is once she leaves Costa Rica. Mrs. Blago said she'll take it "day by day".

Back at camp where the women are about to receive their first ever Food Trial reward. Mrs. Blago recaps for us in confession that the men used to share all their Food Trial reward food but they can't do that anymore since they were punished. Torrie rubs it in the mens faces that now that they aren't sharing the reward food it's pretty convenient. In confession Holly felt bad for not sharing the reward food because of the teamwork that was behind it but she'll follow the rules. The women, most particularly Janice, were announcing that this was the best Hot Dogs they ever ate in their lives. In confession Daniel felt a "wee bit" sore that Janice was rubbing it in the mens faces and she didn't do anything to help win the reward. Daniel also mentions that Janice not only wanted the reward food but the mens rice and beans as well. As we see Janice take the mens food Torrie says in confession that Janice was acting really selfish. In confession Salley is somewhat pissed that there isn't that much food to go around yet Janice eats multiple portions over and over again. Janice complains that she shouldn't eat that cheese and hocks a phlegm ball (RD: Classy!)

Commercial Break 5

Back to the hosts. The hosts once again hype that they are doing this for charity. (RD: Hrm...first time I've heard of it.) The hosts mention that later on in the show Lou has to make a difficult decision. The hosts recap Janice's "feeding frenzy" (RD: Should I? Ooohhh what the hell? Of course she's hungry. Five minutes later she'll puke it all up. Yes! Worst joke of my lifetime! WHOO!) The hosts also say that emotions are about to increase in the camp right now.

Back at camp. Salley talks about the most pivotal moment in his life. Salley talks about how a couple of his friends at his old neighborhood were hanging out, which turned into some slapping between the two of them, which leads into some boxing, which ends with one of them pulled a gun and shot the other one. (RD: Whoa!) The shot friend died slowly. Salley wanted to go back and help his friends out where his Coach said if he did he would be cut from the team. Salley had to make a hard choice whether to stay with the team or help his friends out. Salley's coach said "he's dead already and if you go back you could be killed as well." Salley chose to stay with the team & vowed that he would find a way to stop two people fighting with one another. Torrie mentions her first ever WWE trip to Iraq where she saw the troops. Torrie mentions visiting some of the troops that never had visitors before, then seeing victims of the Iraq war in the hospital looking very concerned about their family and children. Torrie seeing all these soldiers with limbs missing and injuries so severe yet their spirits were so raised when they saw her. Torrie says that was probably the most humbling experience she has ever seen in her life. In confession Lou think that the conversation the way it's going shows a lot of warmth and compassion in the camp. Lou tells a story of how one of his friends died of AIDS. Lou says that his friend was so positive of AIDS, while Janice is sleeping in her tent (RD: Which is funny in an odd sort of way because Janice's charity is an AIDS charity, there's an AIDS story being told, and she's sleeping!), and of how he saw himself until the day he died and that broke Lou's heart. In confession Sanjaya thinks it's pretty good how the camp is opening up and he hopes he will know these people for years to come. (RD: HAH! Then again... I could be wrong.) Lou continues on with his story that he learned from his dying friend that you have to "live for the moment" (RD: Hrm...I think Matt Hardy might want to talk to you on that one.) meaning you have to live for your dreams, live to find love, just basically live and be proud of yourself. Sanjaya tells a story about his grandfather and his close relationship to him. Sanjaya continues on saying that he went to his grandparent's home in Montana to help things out. When he realized while painting the house that he was the man of the house, it got to him. Sanjaya starts crying his little heart out. Lou hugs Sanjaya so he can get cry his little heart out. In confession Daniel thinks in the real world none of them could be friends but in this instance it made them pretty close. Salley makes a joke on how his wife keeps saying that he doesn't have any friends. Now Salley has SIX friends.

Commercial Break 6

Back to the hosts. Where they are hyping the upcoming elimination on the next show. The hosts mention that the camp are desperate for some relief from Janice. But unfortunately, and with a sour look from Myleene's face, Janice is about to get some "relief" of her own. (RD: I SO DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS!)

Back at camp. It's late at night and we see Janice looking around, get up, and she looks like she's squatting down on the jungle ground. (RD: Oh no! No! No! No! NO! Is Janice Dickinson taking a "number one" near her bed?!? They have a port-a-potty and she decides to do that NEAR HED BED?!? Okay it's official. Janice Dickinson may be the most disgusting person I have ever seen IN MY LIFE! I mean couldn't you take a walk to the toilet! This is...I mean I've seen some god awful things in my life but this?!? I feel ill.) Janice then stands back up and goes to bed.

The morning after everybody at camp is waking up. Lou walks into camp with a scroll. Lou reads the scroll mentioning that "you must not urinate in camp." (RD: Janice! Oh sorry that was me.) Everybody at camp gave the biggest "WTF" look while Janice gives the biggest "whoops I got caught!" look. (RD: With a bunch of cameras all over the place you THINK you wouldn't get caught?!? I mean seriously. I only say this on NoDQ.com but Janice Dickinson. "What The Hell?!?") In confession Lou is shocked that someone would do this. Lou also mentions that there are cameras all over the place so if you do it you will get caught. (RD: JANICE!) In confession Lou is still shocked that he had so say something like that. (RD: Oh the stories that I can tell you of some co-workers of mine Lou. It would DISGUST you.) While in the river Janice, with Lou, Holly, & Mrs. Blago, says "Who would urinate in camp?" (RD: Old "Original" saying here. Pot, Kettle, Black!) Lou doesn't know and wants to let it go while Mrs. Blago said "the guilty parties know who they are." (RD: JANICE!) In confession Lou knows that Janice did it and in fact he refers to the old school phrase of "He who smelt it, dealt it!" Stephen, Daniel, & Salley start talking about Janice urinating in camp and their "bathroom ways". (RD: How in the world do you say that?) Daniel thinks it's a good thing because Janice not sharing the "jungle john" is good for everybody at camp. Stephen mentions that things are getting intense.

Back at camp. Daniel mentions that they found a rat near where the dishes are. Of course Janice doesn't like rats she freaks out. In confession Daniel wants to prank Janice and her fear of rats while Stephen's goal in the prank is to "stir the pot" as it were. Stephen plants something that "looks like a rat" in Janice's bag while in confession Sanjaya understands why they want to prank Janice but it's somewhat juvenile. (RD: It's a prank. It's supposed to be juvenile!) So Janice walks back into camp wearing nothing but a towel. (RD: Oh I do not like where this is going!) Janice opens the bag and there's "the rat". Nothing happens. (RD: Thank God. A naked Janice would be a lot worse to the nation.) Janice basically gives a "your kidding right" look at The Baldwin Brothers. Janice calls Daniel & Stephen bullies in confession. (RD: Once again Janice. Pot, Kettle, Black!) Daniel talks to Holly about Janice saying that their "friendship" is a fraud. Daniel says to Holly that Janice is using Holly's fame on "The Hills" as a way to sway votes to Janice's side & how Janice did nothing in camp before Holly arrived. Holly listens to Daniel but in confession she thinks her friendship with Janice is genuine and that she can rub people the wrong way. (RD: SO Holly is comparing Janice to Spencer PRATT?!? Da Hell?!?) Daniel is trying to warn her that Holly hasn't seen the person Janice really is.

Commercial Break 7

Back to the hosts where Damien complains about the weather & swallowing a bug. Myleene recaps The Baldwins childish behavior, Holly settling into camp, & it's Janice Dickinson versus the world!

Back at camp. Janice is having a hard time with the dishes while she feels in confession that it's the camp versus her. Daniel is making jokes at Janice while Stephen is shocked at what type of person Janice is. Janice expresses his hate for Daniel. Lou is saying in confession that everybody has had it up to here with Janice, even "sweet sunshine" Torrie. Torrie wanted some sugar in her coffee but Janice took it all. In confession Torrie just has about had it with Janice's selfish ways while Lou thinks something needs to be done about it. Lou talks to Stephen about how it may be time for that Intervention the camp has talked about on Janice. Lou wanted to talk to Janice but she's busy putting her make-up on then she changes her mind and goes with Lou. So Lou takes Janice to the Confession room to talk about all the bad things she's done at camp. (RD: Especially urinating in camp!) Lou talks to Janice about how personality is rubbing people the wrong way. Janice defends herself with "well what do you want me to be?" Lou mentions how Janice takes multiple portions of food & always tries to be first in line for food. While back at camp Salley tells Daniel that Lou is talking to Janice. Back in the Confession Room, Janice talks to Lou saying that she will wait at the end of the line for food and "will take the scraps" in a sarcastic way. Lou is trying to play peacemaker to Janice but it's not working because Janice is feeling hostile. Lou then says that he's getting pissed with her behavior. Janice starts crying and blames the bronchitis. Lou touches Janice (RD: NO NOT THAT WAY!) to be more sympathetic but Janice tells him not to touch her. Janice comments on the snide remarks from Torrie, Stephen, & Daniel. Janice comments on the "prank" that The Baldwin Brothers tried to play. Janice then starts saying things like a "witch" saying that she won't urinate in camp (RD: Which you shouldn't! I mean come on! Getting defensive on that?!?) and how she won't eat. In confession Lou's little Intervention with Janice he though went REALLY bad, bad in a "figurative" shotgun to the mouth sort of way!

In confession Lou though his Invervention with Janice was bad but not REALLY bad (RD: Well Lou you showed yourself shooting yourself in the head. That's bad to me.) So at camp Daniel, Stephen, & Salley asks Lou how did the Intervention went. Lou said Janice is going to try to change but she's resentful against the entire camp. Lou also asks them to please stop the snide remarks towards Janice for now. Daniel & Salley are complaining about what remarks did they make that show how hurtful they were towards Janice. Stephen says in confession that Janice doesn't know how bad she is really getting Daniel & Salley mad at her and that one day both of them will blow up at her, which Salley already did.

Commercial Break 8

Back to the hosts where they recap how the camp is trying to adapt to big egos and the environment. They hype the next show's elimination. The hosts recap a Food Trial coming up where the women want to make it two in a row where the men want revenge!

Back at camp where Lou has a scroll. Looks like it's a Luxury Competition. This time this competition is asking for Mrs. Blago & Torrie for the women, & Salley & Stephen for the men. Janice is in major "witch mode" over Torrie & Mrs. Blago. While Daniel tells Stephen not to be a leader, but a "soldier."

The teams arrive at the Luxury Competition where instead of Damien & Myleene greeting them there are some scrolls there. The objective of the Luxury Competition is to saw your way through a wood log where inside the log will contain a scroll to a math problem. Solve that math problem and that's the combination to a locked box which inside has a Star. Whichever team gets the Star first wins the competition.

The Luxury Competitions begins! Both teams are having trouble when they first start out but they get a rhythm. Looks like Salley & Stephen are starting to have some problems on the log, Mrs. Blago thinks in confession its the difference in height between the men that could be a disadvantage. The men are having some major difficulties in cutting the log. The men are halfway there while the women are just about to cut the log in half.

Commercial Break 9

Back at the Luxury Competition where the men are having problems still with cutting their log. The women finally cut through the log to get to the math problem. The math problem had over 14 numbers in it. It's solution is the combination to the lock. While the women are trying to figure out the math problem the men finally cut the log in half to get to their math problem. In confession Torrie admits that math wasn't her strength (RD: Hrm...Insert your own "blonde joke" here.) but she also figures that Mrs. Blago might be good with numbers. (RD: Hrm...Insert your own "Blago Impeachment" joke here.) Salley figures he recites the numbers and Stephen does the math. (RD: Hrm...Insert your own "Stephen Baldwin is a dumbass joke" here. The show is making it pretty easy for you to make your own jokes!) The women make an attempt to unlock the box while the men bicker over the math problem. The competition is over twenty minutes so far and Stephen is getting lost over the math problem while Salley sits back and does nothing. The women are back and forth trying to unlock the lock and work on the problem while the men are constantly fighting over the math problem. The women make the attempt at the lock again but this time they got the right answer so they unlock the lock, grabbed the Star, and win the Luxury competition. Salley is really angry that he lost that he kicks the log.

The teams head back to camp where its starting to rain. The women are happy that they won the Luxury competition. Mrs. Blago is trying to get Salley to make peace with Stephen but Salley is still angry at him. Stephen complains to Daniel that he finds it impossible how the women won. In confession Daniel thinks Stephen is in denial. Salley still complains about loosing to the women but Mrs. Blago tries to cheer him up that his "ability not to loose" is a good thing.

Back to the hosts. Myleene comments how the men are sore losers, Damien makes a very bad "dad loser" joke. (RD: Really bad.)

Commercial Break 10

Back to the hosts where they are on the bridge. The hosts say that Lou has to make a difficult decision later on in the show but first Lou must deal with Janice.

Back at camp. Janice is still acting like a "witch". (RD: Can't dish it out, can't take it. I wish Adrienne Curry, the first winner of "American's Next Top Model", and the rest of the winners that had to deal with Janice were on the show. To kick Janice's ass!) Janice still acts like a "witch" while in confession she cries that she sick of being some sort of "scapegoat". (RD: Right now I'm thinking "Oh why didn't Heidi & Spencer take Janice with them?!?")

Back at camp. Everybody's is eating dinner. Lou is offering Janice food but she passes. Salley is trying to play peacemaker and tries to get Janice to eat. Janice won't eat because she's so angry with the camp and the "way she's has been treated." (RD: I hope someone Tivo's all of these episodes, or go on hulu.com for Janice. I mean COME ON!) Janice starts to rant. (RD: I ignore.) Salley talks to Janice about how he likes her but not some of the stuff she has done. Janice replies back saying that she doesn't like some of the stuff Salley has done. Janice throws back Salley's "blow up" to him which Salley did apologize. In confession Salley thinks Janice is having her "jungle meltdown". Salley & Janice continue to fight. Daniel talks to Janice saying that maybe it's time for her to step up and compete in a competition or two and maybe do some chores. Stephen then says it's time to be truthful and honest with one another because this whole situation is dysfunctional and if they don't, the camp will continue to experience this. The Baldwin Brothers start to insinuate that Janice is using her bronchitis to manipulate people because when a competition is around she's sick yet when it came to the Hot Dog meal & coffee she up and about. Janice responds to that saying she is starving. Lou thinks its a perfect time to say anything else or else we end this conversation. Janice is still acting like a satirical "witch" but really that's her "humor" and people love her humor. (RD: I don't) Lou doesn't understand her humor either. In confession Janice wants the camp to feel sympathy for her because she's sick and old, also in camp Janice says that she's "menopausing". (RD: Daniel Baldwin is right. Sack of excuses. What's next? Say that you have IED like Randy Orton?)

Back to the hosts where they recap Janice's "lovely attitude". Myleene reveals what the women won in the Luxury competion: Exercise gear & four granola bars to share.

Janice is in confession and she sees the Luxury reward. Instead of Torrie & Mrs. Blago offering her a granola bar to share, Janice just steals a bar and eats it. (RD: And yet she doesn't see how she is acting?!?) Janice hides the granola bar wrapper in the Confession Room and sneaks off into the night. Mrs. Blago comes into camp with the Luxury items being the Exercise Equipment, four smoothies, & four granola bars which in reality it's three granola bars. Janice immediately says before Mrs. Blago mention that they are granola bars that they are "power bars". (RD: Lou's right. Janice is a WAY easy read.) Mrs. Blago goes back to the Confession Room to see if she dropped it. The whole camp is in mystery of what happened to the fourth granola bar. Janice then asks for a bite of granola. (RD: Like she had one already.) Sanjaya gave Janice a granola bar because it's the womens prize. Then in confession Janice FLAT OUT LIES that there was a missing granola bar. (RD: Which the truth is that she ATE the fourth granola bar. Janice Dickinson. You are such an idiot. There are cameras all over the place filming and yet YOU STILL admit that there's a missing granola bar?!? Janice. You need to work with people of your kind. I hear that the "Fox News Network" is hiring. I mean if they can hire JBL they sure can hire you!) Daniel then wonders where is that fourth bar. Janice says (RD: No I am NOT kidding here!) "that no one steals around here." Torrie said that there was a fourth granola bar because she saw it. Janice says in confession that they're blaming her for it while she eats another granola bar. (RD: Janice. I take that back. Don't go to "Fox News". Go find Damien DeMento. The both of you make the perfect couple. Both of you rambling on like morons!) Salley tries to sing a hymn with the words "I Got a Feeling" with the camera focused on Janice eating a granola bar while the camera zooms in on the fourth granola bar wrapper that Janice threw away.

Back to the hosts and they are near camp. Damien makes fun of Janice's "hunger strike" and Myleene mentions that they are about to go into camp to reveal some new for Lou. The hosts enter camp. Myleene mentions how Holly got used to camp life which Holly responds that everybody has been nice to her. Damien asks Sanjaya hot he like jungle life which Sanjaya responds that he loves life in general. Myleene talks to Torrie how she's adapting to the jungle and Torrie loves it. Damien talks to Mrs. Blago about how the experience is treating her. Mrs. Blago thanks the camp for helping her out. Damien talks to Salley being a pro athlete in the jungle. Salley's "in it to win it" and he's cooking great food. Myleene talks to Stephen about whether it's good having Daniel in camp while Stephen says it's fun to have Daniel in camp, especially when they beat Salley in volleyball. Myleene talks to Lou about being Leader. Lou says he's used to it now. The hosts mention that Leadership has its privileges and here's one of them. Lou is going to get a chance to talk to his family, but there's a catch. Lou must decide two other Celebrities that can talk to their families. Lou chooses Daniel because Daniel's wife is eight months pregnant & Lou chooses Mrs. Blago because she needs to speak to Mr. Blago. The hosts then leave camp.

Back to the hosts as they hype the next show's elimination and the Celebrities speaking to their loved ones.

Next Time: The Celebrities speak to their loved ones. We get a Rod Blagojevich sighting! And a Celebrity goes home!

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