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Posted by Raging Demons on 06/15/2009 at 07:54 AM


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Opening Credits of Doom!

Previously on "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" Well your going to have to read the previous column to find out what happened.

We see the hosts Damien & Myleene again. The hosts give us a quick recap on how rations were lows, tempers were flaring up, and how Heidi & Spencer Pratt were trying to earn there way back into camp. Which leads us to...

The Pratts entering "The Lost Chamber". To recap to earn their way back into camp The Pratts must spend the night in "The Lost Chamber" & the camp must accept them back. While at camp Torrie complains that if The Pratts are eating good food since they were way at the show why should she eat all the nasty stuff the show forces her to eat like bugs? Lou & Salley thinks that's a little unfair while Lou says in confession that he thinks that "America" (RD: Meaning the people who are sane enough to watch this show while I'm doing this for Torrie Wilson!) wants to see The Pratts suffer not to be on the show. (RD: OH MY BROTHER! TESTIFY!) The Pratts then get locked in "The Lost Chamber" while Spencer contemplated this is their punishment for being "cry babies". (RD: You Think?!?)

The start of the day for The Pratts in "The Lost Chamber". Heidi notices a spider climbing on the ceiling. The Pratts are trying to get comfortable inside "The Lost Chamber" while we get to hear Torrie in confession saying that there might be problems if The Pratts are expecting the camp to be their servants. The Pratts are noticing all the spiders all over the place and they feel icky about it while Stephen says in confession that he's cool with The Pratts back in camp but not happy about it. Lou also says in confession that The Pratts haven't changed and it will take a miracle for them to change. The Pratts start to complain about "The Lost Chamber" while Daniels says in competition he doesn't want The Pratts back for competitive reasons. Spencer starts to get angry while Janice says he wants The Pratts back because they are so hated. While The Pratts try to get a good night sleep the camp is voting on if they should return. Salley, Stephen, Mrs. Blago, say they want them back. Lou said that the results are the camp is willing to take them back. At camp Fran said it's time to enjoy the silence before the drama begins. The Pratts pray for a way to survive "The Lost Chamber".

Commercial Break 1

Back to the hosts. They recap the weather in Costa Rica and hype the "Flash Flood" Food Trial. The hosts said that the camp voted for The Pratts to come back into camp but they don't think they can survive their night in "The Lost Chamber".

At camp Torrie wonders if they survived the night. Daniel says at the beginning they will act all redeemed and apologetic but they will slowly turn back into the douchebags we all hate. While back at "The Lost Chamber" it looks like The Pratts survived the night, and with the camp saying it's okay for them to come back looks like The Pratts are back on the show. (RD: *sarcasm* Oh goodie! */sarcasm*) The Pratts enter camp with a couple of extra beds. Janice hugs Spencer while Heidi gives everybody at camp a high-five. Spencer tells the camp the reason why they wanted back on the show. Seems like Heidi wasn't sure that leaving the show was a good idea so she wanted to pray on it. When Heidi took out her bible Spencer had some sort of "spiritual experience" where he was puking his guts out, and that's when he realized that he & Heidi need to get back on the show (RD: Sounds like a rough night partying to me.) In confession Spencer says he's fighting a "fight between good & evil" because it's "evil" that wants him to leave the show and head home but it's "good" that wants him to stay. (RD: "Evil" as in Spencer's usual douchebaggery & "good" is NBC threatening to sue his ass!) In confession Stephen thinks The Pratts redemption is legit while Lou thinks that Spencer may have changed a little bit and that's what he was looking for. Heidi said the real reason why they came back because of all of this "evil energy" was surrounding them and they basically "prayed it away". Daniel thinks this is all something he likes to call "Convenient Christianity". (RD: Hrm...a new term that could get stuck in my head.) "Convenient Christianity" is when you basically say that your Christian and that you do all these things to show how much of a faithful Christian you are, you still do horrible things to other people but still say that your a "faithful" Christian. (RD: Thank you Daniel Baldwin for saying what I've wanted to say for awhile now without pissing off a lot of people!)

Back at camp Heidi is shilling to Sanjaya & Janice that her new album is coming out. Sanjaya wants to hear Heidi sing. (RD: Dear God In Heaven No! Jillian Hall is a WAY better singer than Heidi and I hate Jillian Hall's singing gimmick because every time she sings Jillian Hall kills a baby angel.) So Heidi sings. (RD: And thus my ears bleed and I turn the volume down, WAY down.) Fran gives a "What The Hell?!?" look. Lou is being nice. Salley's face looks like someone has anally probed him. Janice says quite bluntly that Heidi sucks as a singer. (RD: OH MY SISTER! TESTIFY!) Heidi laughs it off while Janice continues to say how bad Heidi's singing really is. (RD: And Heidi needs to listen because she sucks!) Lou says in confession that what Janice said was mean. (RD: Lou. I know your a nice guy but Heidi NEEDS to hear how bad she is. And to think of it in another perspective you have Sanjaya, an "American Idol" contestant, who was almost ridiculed for being a bad performer so if anybody knows about being called out for being a god awful singer it's Sanjaya. Yet he doesn't say anything?!? HOLY...S**T!) Janice basically says that Heidi may be cute but doesn't have any talent (RD: That's what everybody has been saying!) and Janice also says in confession that's what she does is gives out constructive criticism. (RD: Once again true since she served Tyra Banks on "America's Next Top Model" as a judge for several "cycles", which is Tyra's word for "seasons".) Spencer starts being threatening to Janice about her criticism towards Heidi. (RD: Gee Spencer if your going have to be angry out to the world and threaten to beat up everybody who thought Heidi sucks as a singer you would be dead by now!) Janice is not afraid in confession. Spencer then apologizes about his comments and wants to drop it. Spencer & Jaince are having a fight. Lou is trying to be a peacemaker. Janice then walks off camp and Lou actually admires Spencer for handling the situation quite well. Janice & Spencer both give angry apologies. Spencer says he's a new man now. The Pratts gets all lovey-dovey.

Commercial Break 2

Back to the hosts. Myleene complains about the weather. The host comment that Fran is starting to feel lonely.

Back at camp Torrie & Fran, with Lou, are talking. Fran thanks Torrie for letting her drink Torrie's coffee. Torrie comments in confession that Fran is feeling lonely now that Angela is gone and she feels sad for her, Lou thinks it is a possible growth experience for Fran now that Angela is gone, Stephen think Fran's heart is broken. Everybody is gone from camp except for Fran and she looks heartbroken. Fran comments in confession that it sucks to be in the jungle without Angela. So Fran says in confession and in camp that she quits the show. The camp feels heartbroken about seeing Fran leaves. So everybody in camp says goodbye to Fran as she walks the bridge and quits the show.

Back at camp The Pratts admit that they are thankful for surviving "The Lost Chamber". Lou says that he knows people living what the Celebrities are living like right now all t he time. Heidi says that she was a poor, humble, broke white girl is Colorado before coming to "The Hills". All that Heidi wanted to do was to be a missionary. (RD: BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!) While Heidi is talking everything Christian, Sanjaya is basically going "yeah, whatever" to whatever Heidi is saying. Sanjaya is saying in confession that he's getting a wee bit annoyed over how The Pratts are using their new found Christianity. Heidi continues to preach on wanting to be the next Mother Teresa. (RD: Once again. BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH! I haven't laughed this hard since I saw Santino Marella as "Santina Marella".) Heidi was annoyed over Sanjaya not listening to him so she walks off. Sanjaya notices that Heidi is starting to look sick. Heidi walks off actually saying that she's not feeling well and wants to read some bible passages to make her feel well. Heidi goes off in the jungle looking like she's about to hurl. Spencer follows her being a loyal husband. Spencer's concerned about Heidi. Heidi said all the puking she's doing is "letting all the evil coming out". (RD: Uh...huh!) Spencer is concerned for Heidi being sick. So Spencer spends the night holding Heidi trying to take care of her.

Commercial Break 3

Back to the hosts. The hosts recap that Fran quit the show and that someone really big is about to enter camp. Someone that when "Dog" spells backwards is...well you know.

Back at camp. Heidi is still feeling sick and had a Jesus dream. Salley is starting to get sick of the whole situation saying that camp is now "Jesus Camp." Stephen talk to the Pratts about his Jesus dream where he makes this blood curdling scream which Janice hears and gives this "WTF" look. Janice asked Daniel if that was Stephen & Daniel confirmed it. In confession Salley does not like what's going on in camp & in fact he wants "the old Spencer" back. (RD: Really?!?) Spencer comes into camp and he decides that to "fight evil" that he must think before he speaks. (RD: Really?!? Everybody kind of knows about that one Spencer! Your not only a douchebag, your a f-ing idiot too!) Only Heidi claps for Spencer for his realization while everybody doesn't give a damn. The Pratts are now trying to convince Janice to get baptized by Stephen because "any man with God in his heart is qualified enough." Janice says only if it's done by a priest while in confession even Janice is getting pissed off over The Pratt's religious ways. Spencer thanks Stephen's baptismal for his change of his ways. Then Spencer (RD: No joke here.) stands on one of the benches that surrounds the camp fire and starts screaming for his love for God & Jesus Christ. (RD: OOOoookay. This is getting a little bit TOO weird for me. The only way this would redeem itself here in this situation is if Spencer was playing Charlton Heston's "Ben Hur" role. Spencer looks up & says "You truly are The King Of Kings" and it's Triple H. I tell you that would be comedy right there.) In confession Stephen thinks Spencer had a spiritual hemorrhoid today (RD: LOL). Lou is trying to talk to The Pratts saying their new found Christian faith is okay but if they could tone it down a little. The Pratts rattle on like if they were zealots. In confession Daniel feels conflicted because he wants to call Spencer out for his behavior and say what he's doing is fake but if he does he would insult all of his Christian friends, Daniel thinks Spencer's Christian faith is all an act.

Back at camp. Spencer is talking to Mrs. Blago about trying to help her out with her current dilemmas (RD: That her & Mr. Blago caused) and Daniel givers Mrs. Blago some positive comfort thinking she should win it all. In confession Mrs. Blago should say something but doesn't want to because she's nice and she thinks Mr. Blago is a great man. (RD: NOT...GOING...TO...COMMENT.) Spencer is trying to get Mrs. Blago to talk about what's going on in her life so it would make her feel better. Mrs. Blago says politely thanks for the advice but later on she might consider it. Mrs. Blago has a heart-to-heart talk (RD: With the way this show is going I prefer the old re-runs of "Hart To Hart".) with Daniel about the aftermath of Mr. Blago getting Impeached. Mrs. Blago says until Mr. Blago gets his trial right now life has been hell for her. Mrs. Blago has been trying to keep their home, trying to keep the kids in their school, driving around in a 20+ year old used car. Life has been hard for her. Daniel gives her some words of encouragement. Mrs. Blago says in confession that she wishes all of this was a dream but it's not. Mrs. Blago admitted to Daniel that three minutes after Mr. Blago got the Impeachment vote their security was removed and there was hordes of people after them at their house they lived in. (RD: Be lucky Patti. At least Eric BITCH.......Off didn't give you a "Three Minute Warning".) Mrs. Blago starts to cry in the confession and says to Daniel that she has to move on, in confession Mrs. Blago is grateful to be on the show because it's a "pleasant distraction" from the life she's in now.

Commercial Break 4

Back to the hosts. They hype the Immunity trial, a incoming thunderstorm, seeing that crocodile again, and the fun that is Heidi & Spencer Pratt. The hosts said that the results of the "Flash Flood" Food Trial are in and let's see who brings them the good news.

Back at camp. The hosts walk into camp and they give the results of who will compete in the "Flash Flood" Food Trial. The Pratts were immune because they weren't in camp at the time due to them spending the night in "The Lost Chamber." "America" has picked Sanjaya for the men to compete and Janice for the women. The men threaten Sanjaya not to loose to Janice. So Sanjaya & Janice make their way to the Food Trial.

Sanjaya & Janice make their way to the "Flash Flood" Food Trial with the hosts. The hosts talk to them about why they picked them to compete. Sanjaya thinks because "America" wants to see him do weird stuff while Janice is "so crazy". Whomever wins the Food Trial this time around gets three lobsters and some fruit. The Food Trial works like this: Sanjaya & Janice will be chained inside the "Flash Flood" chamber with six locks. They will be given keys. Each of them must unlock each of the locks while the water is constantly filling the tank and inside the tank will be all sorts of sea life like baby crocodiles, lobsters, frogs, whatever. Whomever removes the locks the fastest is the winner and if they scream "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" they will automatically loose the Food Trial. (RD: Kinda reminds me of a "Fear Factor" challenge and the last time I saw that challenge. It didn't go so well.)

Sanjaya is chained inside the chamber & the Food Trial starts. Water is filling, along with some snakes, as Sanjaya starts going through chains to unlock the locks. Sanjaya gets two locks removed as the water is now around his waist with the addition of some frogs and a CUTE baby crocodile inside the chamber. Sanjaya now has three locks removed as the water has now filled above his head. The chamber is now 3/4 full of water & sea life as Sanjaya take a deep breath and removes the fourth lock. The chamber is now 90% full as Sanjaya gets the fifth lock removed. Sanjaya is struggling to get the sixth and final lock removed. The chamber is about 95% full of water as Sanjaya unlocks the sixth and final lock! Water is immediately drained from the chamber while Sanjaya kisess a frog. (RD: Betting that'll turn into Adam Lambert perhaps?) Sanjaya completed the Food Trial in 3:12. Janice is next. She is chained into the chamber and...

Commercial Break 5

Back to the hosts. They hype the latest "drama" between The Pratts that somehow end in tragedy. And Janice is about to start the "Flash Flood" Food Trial.

Back at the Food Trial. Janice's Food Trial begins. Water starts filling in the chamber as Janice grabs her keys first and tries to get the high ground in the chamber. The chamber is halfway filled as Janice not only unlocks her first lock but freaks when the snakes touch her. When the baby crocodile comes in the chamber Janice really freaks! Janice is trying to get the locks unlocked until...

Janice: "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!"

Janice quits leaving Sanjaya & the men winning yet another Food Trial.

Janice & Sanjaya return to camp telling them what happened at the Food Trial. Sanjaya was telling the camp that Janice won the Food Trial which got Torrie to stand up and give her a hug until Sanjaya said that he actually won and that depressed Torrie. Janice is upset with the women that she lost. Janice was freaking out all over the place when Spencer (RD: Of all people!) was telling her to relax.

Back at camp Daniel is proposing a game where whichever woman wins gets to eat some of the mens Food Trial reward. Janice tells him to shut up. Janice and Daniel have a fight then Janice starts to cry. Janice asks Sanjaya to come over and have a talk with her. Janice admits that it wasn't an act and that she really did freak out! Sanjaya gives Janice some words of encouragement while Daniel saying to Mrs. Blago that Janice's crying is "all an act" and walks out of camp.

Commercial Break 6

Back to the hosts. The hosts recap the jungle life that some can't take it. And there's Sanjaya.

Back at camp where Sanjaya is talking to the animals. Sanjaya admits in confession that he loves the jungle. Sanjaya takes a cup and what looks like a crude pestle and says to the camp that he's making some ink. Lou says that Sanjaya's skills rival that of a wood nymph (RD: Hrm...) The camp are impressed with Sanjaya's mad jungle skills. Stephen shows off a bracelet that Sanjaya made. Sanjaya said that he made a broom so he can sweep the leaves and possible bullet ants away. Mrs. Blago said nobody in camp in barefoot anymore because of the bullet ants but Sanjaya doesn't care and he walks around the jungle barefoot. Sanjaya then grabs a vine and tries to make some furniture out of it. Janice likes him for being such a happy spirit.

Back at camp. Spencer is trying to get Sanjaya to sing so that he & Heidi can dance. Lou in confession noticed that ever since Heidi came back she seems fine but starts looking and acting a little sick. Daniel noticed that Heidi doesn't look so well. Heidi says that she has to vomit again so she goes off in the jungle and hurls. Spencer tries to comforts Heidi while Lou, in confession, says that Heidi may be massively dehydrated. Heidi is crying that she's so sick that the pain really hurts, Torrie says in confession that Heidi must take care of her health first. The Pratts leave confession and Heidi's yakking up chunks again. (RD: Yummy!) Lou says in confession that even though Heidi's somewhat sick & Spencer's on a "spiritual fast" they need to keep up their strength. Spencer appears in confession saying "Nice to know you, it's been real, but I gotta take Heidi to a hospital." So The Pratts leave the show AGAIN, this time in an ambulance, and take off to the nearest hospital.

Commercial Break 7

We see the ambulance taking The Pratts to the hospital. Doctor is trying to diagnose what's going on. Heidi said that she threw up 10-12 times in one night. (RD: To a supermodel that's like what a Friday? *rimshot*) The Pratts arrive at an onsite medical clinic. Doctors there put an IV in Heidi and try to give her fluid and some painkillers (RD: I hope it's the good stuff!). Doctors give her the pain scale (RD: Readers of my Myspace Blog know what it is.) from 1 being "It doesn't hurt that bad." to 10 which is "Oh My God I'm in Serious Pain! Please Kill Me Right Now!" Heidi rates her pain as somewhere between 4-5. (RD: Wuss. I had 10 pain recently. You got jack on me!) Spencer tries to be the loving husband to Heidi. Doctor isn't sure what's going on with Heidi so they are taking her to a hospital to run some tests on her. So The Pratts, with Heidi's newest fashion accessory the IV, get into a car, and take her to a hospital.

Back at camp Lou tells everybody Heidi's status. Looks like Heidi's going to get a stomach scan. The camp feels bad for Heidi except for Janice. Janice thinks this is another act from The Pratts. Everybody thinks this time it's legit because Heidi really did look sick. In confession Daniel thinks this is a perfect time for The Pratts to go away now since they have been mostly a distraction. (RD: Can they go away altogether?) Daniel talks to the camp and thinks The Pratts' "spiritual fast" may be the reason why Heidi is so sick right now. (RD: Not the first time religion screwed up someone's health. Go to Google and type key words "cancer boy religious mom" without quotes and click on the first link you see.)

We go to a hospital now where doctors are checking out Heidi while Spencer is being the loving husband. Doctor said to The Pratts that they are going to take some blood tests and order an abdominal ultrasound for Heidi. Doctors then take Heidi to the Ultrasound room.

Back to the hosts. The hosts said while Heidi was getting medical attention, Janice was screaming "Hey Look At Me!"

Back at camp. Janice is asking for a massage from Sanjaya so Sanjaya is giving her a massage. Sanjaya & Salley say in confession they have had it with Janice and her attitude. Salley is trying to tell Sanjaya not to help Janice out anymore. In confession Daniel thinks Sanjaya is doing this because he's a fan of "America's Next Top Model". (RD: As a former fan of that show let me say this. At the beginning seeing wanna-be models literally fight for attention and fame while acting like whores can be fun. But when the show changed into "Saint Tyra" and how she changed lives, even though all of the winners never got famous except for the first winner Adrienne Curry and that was for getting naked in Playboy and hooking up with Peter Brady A.K.A. Christopher Knight on "The Surreal Life" and the other Reality TV shows they had starred in. I quit. If Tyra wants to be the next Oprah, by the way HAIL OPRAH! Kill her okay. I'm sick of Tyra f-ing Banks! Bleh! Rant over.) Daniel then jokes to Janice that he wants her to do something besides eat and sleep which gets Salley to laugh. Janice basically yells at Daniel again. In confession Daniel says if you confront Janice with how she's acting then Janice acts like a "witch". Daniel & Janice fight again over who does more chores than the other and Daniel is offering some "constructive criticism". (RD: I guess Janice can dish it out but can't take it.) In confession Janice says she doesn't have to respond to what Daniel has to say. (RD: Then why respond?) Daniel & Salley talk in the river and Daniel is basically saying to Salley he does more work than Janice while she does nothing is BS. Daniel thinks that Janice being used to be "The Queen Bee" is the possible reason. In confession Daniel basically channels the late Owen Hart and says "Enough Is Enough! And It's Time For A Change!"

Back at camp. Lou announces that it's time for the Leadership Trial. Daniel threatens Janice with work if he wins. Lou encourages everybody at camp to participate in the Trial and hoping someone would experience the role as Leader. In confession Janice wants Lou to win because he doesn't make "insipid comments" like Salley or The Baldwin Brothers.

The Celebrities arrive at the Leadership Trial. The Celebrities has been split in two groups. Group A is: Salley, Torrie, Janice, & Sanjaya. Group B is: Lou, Daniel, Mrs. Blago, & Stephen. The Leadership Trial works like this: Each Group must eat something off their plates. The two fastest from the Group wins and goes to next round, then whomever survives that round goes on to the Finals where there's a head-to-head competition. Winner of that is the Leader of camp and of course saying "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" means you quit the trial.

The Leadership Trial begins. Group A step up to the table and on their plates are Mapani worms. Janice immediately quits the Trial when she sees the worms! The Trials starts. Sanjaya eats a worm while Salley tries to eat all of them like a bag of Cheetos. Torrie quits the trial. Salley has a "Reversal!" That leaves Sanjaya left. Sanjaya is taking his time with the worms and making faces while trying to eat them. Daniel is talking trash about Sanjaya taking his time. Sanjaya then grabs Torrie's full plate, gives it to Daniel and basically says in body language "Well if you think you can do it then eat it B**TCH!" Daniel then eats all of the worms pretty fast to show Sanjaya that he can do it way better than him. Even though it took Sanjaya what seemed like forever he moves on to the next round. It's Group B's turn. They must eat Leaf Cutter Ants. Stephen doesn't like what he sees. The Trial starts. Lou eats the ants like its a plate of nachos. Daniel tries to eat the ants very quickly. Mrs. Blago nibbles on her ants while Stephen sniffs and eats each ant for some odd reason. Stephen tries to down all of the ants in one swallow but has a "Reversal!" So Stephen quits with Mrs. Blago following him. That leaves Daniel & Lou. They both win and t hey both go on to the next round. Next round is for Sanjaya only since he's the only survivor of Group A. And for Sanjaya to move on to the finals he must eat a "Fear Factor" delicacy. Bull's Testicles!

Commercial Break 8

Back to the Leadership Trial and Sanjaya must eat some testicles (RD: Make your own jokes here. Since I'm not only writing this here and at my Yahoo! Group. I'm keeping this one REALLY clean.) Janice & Salley gag upon seeing the Bull's Testicles. Sanajaya makes the attempt by breaking down the testicles and eats a couple pieces of it but then he quits. Everybody, even the hosts, clap for Sanjaya for at least making an attempt. Since Sanjaya quit it's now Lou versus Daniel and the winner becomes Leader. Lou & Daniel must eat a Stick Bug with a Cow Tongue. Daniel devours the Stick Bug in one gulp! Lou quits the Leadership Trial. Damien says that Daniel most finish the Cow Tongue in order to be Leader. Daniel eats some of the Cow Tongue but quits thinking he went further than all of the Celebrities. Damien says since no one has completed the Leadership Trial there is no Leader. Daniel gets a vote on whether Lou should stay Leader. Everybody say yes so Lou remains Leader. (RD: What...The...F**K?!? I like to say that's bull but Sanjaya already ate that.)

The Celebrities return to camp and Lou thanks the camp for their vote of confidence at retaining the role as Leader. In confession Lou is worried that it might be Janice versus the camp.

It's night time at the camp. Lou talks to Daniel about a possible intervention with Janice. Daniel wants her gone because it's a week and Janice has done S**T. Lou wants to confront this in a gentle sort of way. So Lou announces to camp that he's changing the job assignments around camp. Lou asks Daniel to do latrine duty and Daniel doesn't mind. Lou asks Janice to do the dishes and if they get heavy she can ask one of the men to help carry the dishes. In confession Daniel thinks Janice is so going to fail.

Back to the hosts where they recap the Lou is once again Leader and about Daniel's & Janice's new jobs. Damien thinks that Janice is going to let those dishes stack up. Myleene once again that the Celebrities are doing this for charity.

Back at camp where each of the Celebrities are explaining which charity they chose and why (RD: Instead of recapping this just go to NBC.com for all the charities.)

Back to the hosts where they shill for the charities once again.

Commercial Break 9

Back to the hosts where they recap the Immunity challenge "Hang Tough" is coming up soon. But first. The camp gets an update on Heidi.

Back at camp where Janice is doing nothing while Daniel is eating. Janice is wondering what could had happened to Heidi. Daniel thinks she wasn't ready for it. Lou thinks it's something random like an ulcer and in confession Lou thinks that going back to day one, The Pratts weren't ready for this. Quick video package of Spencer spazzing out about ACTUALLY living in the jungle. Back at the hospital where The Pratts await the test results. Doctor says it's not anything pancreatic or kidney stones. Doctor says Heidi isn't pregnant which Spencer does a little dance about that. (RD: Well that means this marriage won't last!) Doctor thinks it's either gastritis or an ulcer. (RD: I'm sorry but oh Boo-Hoo! I guess being a rich, spoiled brat and not doing any work or worrying about anything I guess little miss Heidi didn't need to worry about anything. People get ulcers all the time. Bleh!) Lou then comes back into camp saying that thanks to Heidi getting ill The Pratts are not coming back to camp and this time FOR GOOD! (RD: So it took a spoiled b**ch to get an ulcer for them to go? Man if The Pratts go broke Heidi would die! Hrm...) Spencer said he's thankful for the life changing experience (RD: Uh-huh, right.) but they have to leave the show.

Back to the hosts as the recap The Pratts gone from the show, and this time THEY MEAN IT! Heidi is getting better. (RD: Well of course. She's no longer living like the poor now.) They hype it's time for the camp's favorite meal. Dinner!

Back at camp. The Food Trial reward is being lowered down. Torrie says in confession that even though it's against the rules (RD: And of all Reality TV by the way) the men do share the reward with the women making them rebels. Sanjaya checks the basket and something odd is going on in the basket. Instead of three lobsters the men only get one. Janice is having a fit about it. Sanjaya reads the note. The note says due to the men sharing their Food Trial reward once too many times with the women the punishment is reduced rations for the Food Trial rewards. Lou said in confession they were warned about it and now here's the punishment. The camp is arguing about the punishment and think this is completely unfair. (RD: Out of all the Celebrities in camp I think Torrie Wilson & John Salley should definitely know about breaking rules. In Salley's case if you break the rules you get a suspension from the NBA & in Torrie's case if you hoark off Vince McMahon or WWE Creative A.K.A. "The Brain Trust" you get either buried, get a ridiculous story line, or worse! So please just shut up. Even Sanjaya said in day one that there would be repercussions for the men sharing their Food Trial reward with the women. You got caught, deal with it! DAMN!) The Celebrities are having a major fight over this. Daniel doesn't mind following the rules while Salley compares this to underpaying a worker. (RD: Um. Salley. Underpaying a worker is shifty work practices. What you guys did are break the rules. Big difference!) Daniel is already saying that this is a game so he's trying to follow the rules. (RD: Which it is. Thank you Daniel Baldwin for being a reason of sanity behind these idiots. Sorry Torrie but I'm SO RIGHT on this one.)

Back to the hosts. Myleene recaps about the camp whining about the smaller portions. Myleene throws it over to Damien where he is with the Celebrities and back to camp where they find out about the Immunity challenge.

Back at camp where Lou is reading about the upcoming Immunity challenge and that it is an individual challenge. Janice dares "America" to vote her off.

Back to Damien as he is waiting for the Celebrities to arrive and they do shortly after. Damien talks to Mrs. Blago about how last week the men gave her immunity but not this time. Mrs. Blago said this time it's all about individuals so she's ready for it. Damien talks about Daniel's competitive streak and about how can he compete this time around. Daniel thinks Sanjaya will win the Immunnity challenge because "he's fat." Damien talks about if Stephen is this competitive too. Damien talks to Torrie and thinks she might win the challenge and Torrie thinks so too. Damien says that Janice can't compete due to doctor's orders. Damien explains to the Celebrities the Immunity challenge: It's an endurance trial (RD: After the last one it will end pretty quick) where the Celebrities must grab a hanging platform and literally hang on. The survivor wins Individual Immunity. Damien says that the Celebrities are getting ready for the trial.

Commercial Break 10 (RD: Are you kidding me?!?)

Back to Damien and the Immunity challenge. The challenge begins now. The Celebrities step off their platforms and start hanging around. (RD: You know I've been hanging around this town around the corner and I've been bummin' around this old town for so long too you know?) Lou is swinging around and Salley is touching the water while grabbing on to the hanging platform because he's so tall. Then...

Out of Time!

We get a video package for the closing credits of The Pratts experience on the show. (RD: Which means The Pratts are gone for good! Boo-yah!)

Next time: The arrival of Heidi's sister, Holly Montag!

(RD: Quick update on the genetic mistakes that are Heidi & Spencer Pratt. Reports are coming that Spencer wants to sue NBC for the whole experience being the equivalent to "Guantanimo Bay". While NBC basically responds to the lawsuit saying "What are you high?" when The Pratts were treated better than everybody else due to their antics. Well The Pratts returned to the U.S.A. recently. According to TMZ.com Heidi want to do Playboy even though TMZ reported she already took pictures for Playboy. If Sable didn't make me sterile enough when she was naked Heidi might do it. I can't imagine how Brock Lesnar got Sable pregnant? While Spencer says that he "loves" NBC even though he's suing them. What a pair!)

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