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Posted by Raging Demons on 06/05/2009 at 02:06 PM


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Opening Credits of Doom!

Previously on "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" Well your going to have to read yesterday's column to find out what happened.

We pick up when the hosts Damien & Myleene are forcing the men to pick which woman they need to save from the public vote and choose within twenty seconds. We see captions on who they are trying to save. Salley mentioned Mrs. Blago's name out of nowhere due to the time constraints that the hosts put on the men so all of the men agreed to save Mrs. Blago. Stephen thinks Mrs. Blago is a team player while Janice is happy that Mrs. Blago is getting the respect from the men.

Back to the hosts. The hosts hype the show for today. Announcing a new player to enter camp and tomorrow when one of the women (RD: Hopefully not Torrie) will be eliminated. The hosts say that even though the Celebrities are stripped of their creature comforts the one thing they do have is peace & tranquility (RD: That smells like a set up).

Back to camp. Everybody is waking up. Seems like a normal happy day for the women. Torrie is putting on some make-up. Janice is trying to move the water pot but somehow accidentally spills water into one of Salley's shoes because the water pot is way too heavy for her. Salley wakes up to find water in his boots. The camp tells Salley that Janice was trying to move the water pot and she accidentally spilled water. Janice walks in from what looks like a shower and Salley questions her if she spilled water into her boot. Janice said she didn't spilled any water (RD: That's because she didn't know). Lou tries to play peacemaker and Janice apologizes to Salley for spilling the water. But Salley can't seem to let it go. Salley & Janice are starting to squabble about almost every little detail. When Salley asks Janice to borrow some shampoo. Salley snaps! (RD: Unfortunately not in a Ken Shamprock sort of way. DAMN!) Salley starts dropping f-bombs to Janice and calling her a b**ch! Salley then storms off while Janice, in confession, is crying that she has been called the words that Salley called her and feels humiliated. Janice, at camp, is angry that Salley calls her those words and though he was rude while Frangela thinks this is Salley's turn to have a breakdown in the jungle.

Commercial Break 1

Back to the hosts as they comment on the conditions of the Costa Rican jungle. Then they air a video package about why The Pratts left the show. The hosts then give us some news. The Pratts...didn't leave the show. (RD: Uh..say what?) Instead they are asking to be back on the show! (RD: Oh you got to be f-ing kidding me?!?) The hosts will talk to The Pratts later on in the show but for now the Celebrities have to face that "Man In The Mirror". (RD: I'm hoping if they can change their ways.)

Back at camp. We see a shot of the confessional room where Janice is crying. Lou is playing peacemaker to Salley with Stephen & Mrs. Blago watching. Salley is trying to tell Lou his side of the story but then back peddles and says that he is sorry. Salley mentioned in confession that Janice sent him to a bad place years ago when he was a douche but now he's trying to be a nice guy. Salley is trying t say that Janice pushed his buttons too many times with Stephen trying to defend him. Meanwhile back at camp the Celebrities are having a discussion over the whole Salley/Janice blowup. Fran points out that Salley had to deal with NBA players and he was fine but when it came to the jungle & Janice he freaked out while we see Salley trying to cool down. Janice is still crying in the confession room while Sanjaya comments that it's Day 3 and people are "dropping like flies." Salley went to the confession room to try to apologize to Janice but she doesn't even want to hear it. Salley was even begging to her for forgiveness. Janice told him to leave. Salley is NOW crying because his breakdown and Janice not accepting his apology.

Commercial Break 2

Back to the hosts where they recap the whole Salley/Janice debacle. And it looks like it's time for another Food Trial.

Back at camp. Lou reads the note and it's time for the "Rocky Horror" Food Trial. Some of the Celebrities think it's a rock climbing exercise while Lou thinks it has something to do with rocking back-and-forth. Everybody at camp leaves for the trail except for Janice because...

Janice: "I have bronchitis. What? Haven't you noticed?!? I've been sick and nauseous for days."

The Celebrities arrive at the Food Trial. Myleene basically rubs it in the face of the women that men are Immune from the public vote and have won the last two Food Trials. Damien mentions that Janice didn't come with the Celebrities due to her sickness, or to Angela "in the head." Whomever wins the Food Trial this time around wins a Pork Dinner with Mangos. Immediately seeing the Pork Angela wanted it SO BAD that she was almost crying over it in sheer joy. The Food Trial works like this. There's this mountain replica that has holes in it, and inside each of the holes are stars, some of those stars are screwed in while some are tied on, unfortunately each of the holes are guarded by either some sort of animal or whatever surprise for the stars. The first Celebrity that retreive their star gets a point. Whomever earns four points win the Food Trial but if a Celebrity screams "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" they loose the round. Salley and Fran start Round One. They check their holes (RD: That didn't sound right) and both of them contain tarantulas. Salley is freaking out while Fran is screaming in terror. Fran tries to get the star out but every time one of the tarantula touches her hand she screams in terror. Salley on the other hand is standing frozen. Salley talks himself into trying to get this done but his arachnophobia is making it hard. Salley is talking himself through this, pushing Fran a little bit, until somehow he unscrews & retrieves the star making it 1-0 men. And Salley is happy like hell for surviving it. Fran felt very intimidated by Salley while Salley thinks he may have overcome his arachnophobia. Round Two is up and it's Lou & Torrie. Lou does his Hulk Hogan *points finger towards victim* "YOU!" impersonation at Torrie which Torrie responds with a fake kick in the stomach to Lou. Lou & Torrie stick their hands in the mountain holes and it looks like "rats" (RD: They look like mice to me.) Both of them are screaming in terror and pain as the rats are biting them. Then we go to...

Commercial Break 3

Back to the hosts where they hype that one of the women could be eliminated and that this Food Trial is pretty important to the women.

Back at the Food Trial where Round Two is about to start. Lou & Torrie both stick their hands in the holes and they realize something is biting them. Torrie screams in pain and pulls her hand out while Lou tries to continue even though he's being bitten by the rats and he's in pain. Stephen is encouraging Lou to take the pain which he is. Torrie is so scared that she won't even continue. Lou is trying to give Torrie encouragement while trying to get the star at the same time. Torrie quits the round. Lou is screaming in pain while trying to untie that star. Then Lou pulls the star out of the mountain to make it 2-0 men but there was a price. Medics come out to treat Lou's hand. In confession Lou says that you can feel the rats chewing on the same part of his fingers where they were hitting bone. (RD: EW!) Damien mentions that Lou is unable to compete for the rest of the Food Trial since he's getting medical treatment but he's okay for now. Round 3 is Sanjaya vs Mrs. Blago, Mrs. Blago admits in confession that after what happened to Lou everybody felt really scared. Round 3 begins so Sanjaya & Mrs. Blago stick their hands in the mountain and it looks like fish or eels of some kind for them. Both of them struggle with it really fast. Sanjaya looks like he might win but out of nowhere Mrs. Blago pulls the star first making it 2-1 men. Round Four its Stephen vs Angela. Angela says a little prayer for strength then both of them stick their hands in the mountain. Myleene tells us that Stephen & Angela have their hands in a cow dung & earthworm mix (RD: YUMMY!). Angela is screaming at how icky what she is touching. Both of them are struggling trying to get it out of the mountain when Stephen pulls it out of the mountain first making it 3-1 men. Round Five it's Salley & Fran again. Round Five begins and Salley & Fran stick their hands into the mountain and this time it's filled with toads. (RD: I hope their are the ones that you get high by licking them? Or maybe what if one of them is the relative that will give birth to the Hypno Toad? ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD!) Fran is freaking out again while Salley is trash talking his way through it. While Fran is screaming & crying in terror Salley gets the star making it 4-1. The men win another Food Trial and they get the Pork dinner.

Heading back to camp the men brag about winning the dinner while Salley is disgusted that he has to cook Pork since he's a vegen. The women are sad because Torrie got bitten by rats and they got nothing out of it.

At camp. Janice is getting some water and resting (RD: I honestly believe she's sick. She has that look I get when I feel sick.) when Torrie walks into camp first. Torrie is crying and tells Janice that she was bitten by rats. Janice feels really bad & apologizes to the other women, who are walking into camp right now, for not competing and asks if there is anything she can do. The men enter camp now and comment that this Food Trial was crazy. The women think Torrie is in shock so Janice offers Torrie a spot on her bed so she can relax. Torrie says that the men won the Food Trial and Janice is depressed. Sanjaya is giving a description of what happened including Salley's confrontation with the tarantulas. Mrs. Blago says that Salley may have conquered his arachnophobia. In confession Salley is proud of confronting his phobia and conquering it. Lout walks into camp with a spandex brace on his right hand and a bandage on his index finger. Lou gives the camp the details on the rats gnawing on him. Torrie is impressed at how Lou stayed in there for so long. Lou said he credited his father serving two tours of Vietnam for that courage, he didn't want to dishonor his father, and hell or high water he was going to win the challenge.

Commercial Break 4

Back to the hosts where they recap the men winning the Food Trial and the women being hopeless.

Back at camp. Stephen was touching a pan when he realizes it that it was too hot and he burned himself. Janice told Stephen to put his hand in the river. While Stephen in confession explains what I've explained here we go back to camp where there's a bullet ant crawling around the water bag where Stephen was about to get a drink. Stephen say in confession that he's been bitten by two bullet ants, he burned his hand, and...

Stephen: "At this point what else could go wrong?"
(RD: That sounds like a great cue for something bad to happen.)

We see some strange person crossing the bridge. The camp reacts and this person is...

12. Daniel Baldwin
Best Known For: Not only being related to Stephen Baldwin as his older brother. Daniel is a famous actor, producer, and director. Unfortunately his most recent appearance was on the Reality TV Show "Celebrity Rehab".

Daniel announces that he's the new cast member. Everybody was happy to see Daniel except for Stephen. More like shocked is the key word here. Daniel is meeting everybody in the camp. In confession Stehpen thinks it'll be good for Daniel to be here while Janice is getting a crush on Daniel. At camp Stephen is comparing Daniel to Spencer as "being liked" while the rest of the camp said "Are you crazy?!? We hated Spencer!" Daniel told the camp that he had no idea what's going on since the show didn't tell him anything. Janice thinks Daniel is the backup for The Pratts.

And speaking of The Pratts! Back to the hosts as Myleene is interviewing The Pratts. Myleene is asking what's going on since the last time we saw The Pratts they were heading back to "The Hills". Heidi said that leaving the show was a "big mistake" & "the devil made us do it." (RD: Is she watching old re-runs of "The Flip Wilson Show"? Seriously?!? She's not going to admit that her greed and stupidity was the reason?) Heidi admits that they want to go back for their charities. (RD: The ones that Spencer said they were stupid & weak?) Myleene said then why didn't they listen to the other Celebrities in the first place and didn't Lou say do it for the charities? Spencer said that it had to take them to leave the show to admit they were doing a stupid thing and they were "insane" to do it in the first place. Heidi said that she was surprised that Spencer passed the psychological test (RD: Every Celebrity takes one to see if they can do the show) while Spencer was surprised himself because he though he was going to flunk it as well. Myleene says if The Pratts think that going back to camp would, to quote Spencer "de-value their fame". Spencer says that no it wouldn't, he respects every one of them, and wants to learn from them. Myleene is asking if they come back will they bail again? Heidi is saying that they are begging America to let them back on the show for the charities. Myleene said they aren't going to give The Pratts a free pass. Since the last time we saw The Pratts at the "Lost Chamber" Food Trial (RD: Which was that thing that looked like something from "Saw"). The Pratts must spend the night at "The Lost Chamber" then they will ask the camp if they are willing to take them back. Myleene throws it over to Damien. (RD: According to TMZ. The Pratts did this, in their own words, "to spice the show up." I think either A: Spencer realized this was career suicide if they bailed or B: Spencer was going to get sued A LOT of money by NBC if he bailed on the show the way he did so he's running back like the whipped dog that he is.)

Damien is at camp and he will tell camp that The Pratts are back and they want to be on the show again. Damien says he even has security (RD: Security? Really? Isn't that a tad bit extreme?) with him.

Commercial Break 5

Back to the edge of camp and Damien where he is going to tell the Celebrities about the big decision they have to make. Damien greets the camp and tells them the news about The Pratts wanting to come back. Damien tells them that the only way The Pratts can come back is by them spending the night in "The Lost Chamber" & with their approval. We end the show with the camp discussing whether the camp wants to take them back or not.

Next Time: Will Heidi & Spencer be back & which woman, hopefully not named Torrie Wilson, will be eliminated.

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