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Posted by Raging Demons on 06/04/2009 at 10:09 AM


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Opening Credits of Doom!

Previously on "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" Well your going to have to read yesterday's column to find out what happened.

Damien & Myleene greet us again for this episode. And we head back to "The Trauma Tank" for it's conclusion.

Quick recap of "The Trauma Tank" and the winning team gets Immunity from the public vote. I'll start off with...Stephen commenting that he didn't want the tarantulas to bite him. While Salley is messing with Mrs. Blago's mind getting her eliminated, and it works! Mrs. Blago is gone! Torrie is the last woman in "The Trauma Tank". Salley is trying to mess with Torrie now while Frangela comments how big that snake was. Water is now entering & rising in "The Trauma Tank" making it unable for Lou to breathe thus he's gone. Torrie, Stephen, & Sanjaya are left. Torrie finally gets herself eliminated making the men winners of Immunity. It's between Stephen & Sanjaya now for pride. Stephen is gone making Sanjaya winner of "The Trauma Tank". When Sanjaya left "The Trauam Tank" he did one very feminine like dance to get all the bugs and whatever off him (RD: Gay? NAH!). Damien applauds Torrie for hanging longer than the women but it's time for all of them to go back to camp.

The Celebrities head back to camp and they find something odd there. It looks like a bed. The camp thinks its there for Sanjaya for winning Immunity. Instead it's actually another leader perk. Lou gets to sleep in the bed.

Commercial Break 1

Back to the hosts. The phone lines are going to open to see which Celebrity gets saved. Damien talks to Myleene about her experience on the show. Myleene comments that one of the things she misses was her family. SO that leads us back to...

Camp. Angela is crying. Scared about the time she was the only one that woke up in the night and she had to go to the bathroom. So she "cowboyed up" and did the deed. Also Angela admits that during her experience she has had a lot of mini-breakdowns that the Celebrities haven't seen, but we did! Angela admits that without Fran she wouldn't had not done the show but wouldn't had survived.

Next time. Stephen gets all biblical on The Pratts. Spencer says that Heidi is trying to get him to be baptized. Stephen is trying to convince Spencer that he should baptized him (RD: Uh...what? This has got to be the weirdest moment on Television I had ever seen. And as a pro wrestling fan I have seen a lot. Even most recently as the god awful but funny Santina Marella. But this?!?) Heidi admits in confession (RD: Get ready for a real laugh here) is that her true goal is to be "Mother Teresa" like and that possessions and everything like that doesn't matter. (RD: BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! What a hypocrite! This is coming from the same woman who was going to bail on the show because she didn't have her clothes, bathrooms, and all the luxuries that she's used to!) Stephen goes all "John 3:16" on Spencer (RD: I prefer "Austin 3:16" myself) and Spencer is channeling Brother Devon saying "Oh My Brother! Testify!!!" Want to know how Spencer became a bible-thumping Christian. Spencer prayed that he wanted to meet Miley Cyrus as proof that he exists and a month later Spencer got to meet Miley Cyrus. (RD: What The Hell?!? Spencer have you heard of the word "coincidence"? Well if that's true then. *prays* Dear God and Sweet Baby Jesus lying on your manger. I want Joy Giovanni naked on my bed so I can make "sweet lovin' down by the fire". If that doesn't work how about adult film stars Sienna West & Savanah Gold showing up in my home for a sexy three-way? And if that doesn't work how about Polish Internet models Ewa Sonnet & Bea Flora huh?)

Lou reads a note. The camp must send one man and one woman to compete in the Food Trial's "Lost Chamber". Janice wants to send Sanjaya and Torrie. Spencer wants to go and let the fighting begin! In the end the camp decides that The Pratts should compete. So The Pratts take off for the Food Trial. But Heidi & Spencer both admit that against each other when it comes to competition both of them are fierce.

The Pratts arrive at the Food Trial. Myleene talk to The Pratts about competing against each other. Winner of this Food Trial gets a fish dinner with fruit. Today's Food Trial is called "The Lost Chamber". Heidi & Spencer have three minutes to go in a giant shed that is completely dark filled with all sorts of nasty surprises and denizens of the dark like cockroaches and spiders while trying to up to 20 stars. If any of them scream "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" the round is lost but the opponent must finish his round so there could be a winner. Spencer quotes "No Surrender, No Retreat" (RD: Uh Spencer, other way around there buddy.). Spencer gives a little prayer and is about to enter the shed when we hit a commercial!

Commercial Break 2

Back to the hosts as they recap what happened and the Food Trial is up to The Pratts. ICK!

At the Food Trial. Spencer enters "The Lost Chamber" and it looks like something from a horror movie. Spencer doesn't know what to do. Spencer is freaking out and says "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" but that was a psyche. Spencer is actually acting like a scared little b**ch here. Time is up and Spencer leaves "The Lost Chamber" and somehow gets slimed while getting 2 Stars. Heidi is next to go in the shed. Heidi is freaking out and compares this to "Daniel & The Lion's Den" Heidi does basically nothing and time is up. It looks like Heidi only grabbed one star. Thanks to Spencer being a giant b**tch the men win the Food Trial. The men will be eating fish & fruit while the women eat rice & beans again.

Commercial Break 3

Back to the hosts again. They give us a hint that the men have to do make a hard choice. Damien admits the The Pratts did horribly in the Food Trial and they are heading back to camp.

Back at camp and Spencer is being Spencer, and he's going "bragging douchebag mode". Spencer ribs with the camp that they both lost but in the end the men won. Janice admits that Spencer reeks of smell. Spencer then admits that he wants to quit the show...again. The camp do not believe him. But Spencer says he's really mean it this time and he wants to quit because he's better than all of them. But before he quits Spencer wants Stephen to baptize him, filth and all. Janice replies that this is stupid because she thinks Spencer is making fun of Christianity (RD: Which I agree Janice). So everybody at camp was watching Stephen baptizing Spencer in the river. (RD: Oh Spencer. Your SO going to hell.)

Commercial Break 4

Back to the hosts. The hosts recap that the Celebrities are doing this for charity. And you can donate by going here. Myleene sends us back to camp.

Back at camp Spencer says that he REALLY, REALLY, REALLY means it! The Pratts are quitting. Sanjaya doesn't believe him. Spencer starts kissing ass while in confession he admits he's much better than all of them. Torrie admits that she's surprised that The Pratts lasted THIS long. The Pratts starts saying their goodbyes and they both leave camp. Heidi & Spencer start to profess their love for The Hills (RD: Uh Heidi if you want to be Mother Teresa you do know that she helped the poor by living in sualler now by being a rich skank right?). Spencer will pray for them (RD: HAH!). Frangela is happy The Pratts are gone. Janice is basically saying "whatever" to The Pratts while Heidi & Spencer are literally cheering and running away from the camp with glee! Torrie, Mrs. Blago, & Sanjaya talk about The Pratts. Mrs. Blago admits to Sanjaya that she respects him for being mature. Sanjaya says that he had to live life while Spencer had everything handed to him while Heidi couldn't survive on her own. Torrie in confession admits that The Pratts were more hindering than helpful (RD: And your assignment is completed. Good Job Torrie. You didn't kill them but at least you humiliated them.). The Pratts are screaming "Get Me Out Of Here!" Salley admits that this third time he thinks they are gone for sure! Frangela said that The Pratts are EVIL and they don't care about them. janice says that The Pratts are a couple of rich spoiled kids and she hopes they have a nice life (RD: Janice saying a nice thing?!? WOW!) The Pratts find a car, get in it, Spencer continues to talk trash, and they drive off in the sunset. Thus we never to see them again. (RD: Okay I never watched "The Hills" because it's a very pretentious show. Honestly I think it's one of the reasons why we as a country blow! And it's a good reason why I don't watch it. I hope that those two hypocritical assholes die. I mean seriously. Spencer can't be this way forever. A wise man once said and I'm paraphrasing here because I can't remember which book it was but it goes something like this "It may create fans and they might like you in the short run, but in the long run nobody will care about you because they will get bored by the same things that you do". Mick Foley off I THEENK "Have A Nice Day" about when he saw The Rock's gimmick for the first time. Spencer one of these days people won't give a damn and you'll be nothing more than an aging glory hound opening malls somewhere. But until that happens go die please.)

Commercial Break 5

We're back and the hosts are near the camp. They tell us that they are about to break the news that the men have to make a decision. So the hosts enter camp. The hosts congratulate Sanjaya for winning "The Trauma Tank" and tell the women that one of them could be eliminated. Myleene tell the men that they have 20 seconds to choose which one woman wants to save from elimination. After a quick discussion the men decide to save Mrs. Blago from elimination. Meaning Janice, Frangela, & Torrie can be eliminated. The women are being very gracious for the men saving Mrs. Blago. The camp think they are expecting something else but it all falls flat.

The hosts give out the phone numbers to call who you can save. For Torrie it's 1 877 553 3711 (RD: Somehow I lost all the other numbers. Oh dear!)

Next time: Salley/Janice showdown while we all experience "The Time Warp" again.

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