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Posted by Raging Demons on 06/02/2009 at 11:37 AM


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I can stomach bad entertainment. No seriously. If I can watch "Howard The Duck", "Dune" and more recently any WWE Movie I'm fine. Even though I'm about THIS close to suing WWE for loosing my sanity. And I admit I didn't recap "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling" because I KNEW that was going to stink really bad. And it did. What am I getting into? Usually around here I do recaps of any show that will feature current or ex-pro wrestlers because it is somehow related. And Torrie Wilson somehow ended up on a show. A really bad show. A show called "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!!!" The Reality TV Show is about putting C-D Level Celebrities into a harsh environment of the jungles of Costa Rica where they compete for food and luxuries while the people watching the show call in to decide who gets eliminated or what to do to the celebrities. The Celebrity that survives is declared the "King/Queen of The Jungle." Each of the Celebrities are doing this for charity. The show originally aired in the U.S. years ago on ABC and that show was awful! So what does NBC do? They think "Hey remember that god awful show that was on ABC? Let's show it again but this time on NBC? I know, right!" And I saw the ABC version. Oh Boy! They decide to show this and cancel "My Name Is Earl!" Sheer genius I tell you!

NBC is airing this show FOUR days a week. Monday through Thursday while most of it is LIVE! With some pre-taping of course. So I'm doing this until Torrie gets eliminated from the show. No offense Torrie but the way this show is going I hope soon. Real, real, soon! That your gone. Oh by the way this episode was TWO HOURS!

Let's start with the beginning title sequence where we are shown the drama that we will experience. Then we see the celebrities that are competing on the show. They are...

1. Lou Diamond Phillips
Best Known For: Semi-famous Television & Movie actor. Best known for his roles in "La Bamba" & the "Young Guns" movies.

2 & 3. Heidi & Spencer Pratt
Best Known For: "Reality TV stars", in this case TV stars, for the MTV show "The Hills". Heidi is known for being a REALLY stupid, shallow blonde. While Spencer is known for being one of the biggest douchebags on the planet. So big that Randy Orton takes lessons from him.

4. Janice Dickinson
Best Known For: Being "The World's First Supermodel." Expect to hear that phrase a lot because Janice will let you know for over a BILLION times. Janice has also been a judge on the Reality TV Show "America's Next Top Model" & has competed on the Season 6 UK version of this show.

5. John Salley
Best Known For: Ex-NBA Player for the Detroit Pistons. Salley is now an actor and host of "The Best Damn Sports Show Period!"

6. Sanjaya Malakar
Best Known For: Being an contestant & loser on "American Idol". He sucked so bad on the show that people wanted him to stay on for the entertainment value. There were even campaigns about him getting taken off the show.

7 & 8. Frangela
Best Known For: "Frangela" is short for Frances Callier & Angela V. Shelton. They are a comedy duo. Frances can be seen on "Hannah Montana" while the both of them can be seen on VH1's "Best Week Ever."

9. Stephen Baldwin
Best Known For: Appearing in movies and most recently a lot of Reality TV shows. In fact he was on "The Celebrity Apprentice" before coming on to this show.

10. Patti Blagojevich a.k.a. "Mrs. Blago"
Best Known For: Nothing really except being married to Impeached Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. Those of you don't know of the Blago story I'll give you a quick summary. Back when he was Governor Blago, and in some tapes Mrs. Blago, was recorded on a FBI phone tap that he would sell the vacated Senate seat formerly held by then Senator/now President Barack Obama for some favors. The tapes were used in an investigation for Blago and the Illinois Governor was impeached by his own Government. So why is Mrs. Blago here instead of her hubby? Well Blago was the original choice to be on the show but a judge ruled that he can't go to Costa Rica for fear of a possible flight risk. The show instead recruited Blago's wife Mrs. Blago to fill his spot.

And finally. The reason why I'm doing this.

11. Torrie Wilson
Best Known For: Ex-WCW/WWE Diva that's currently retired.

Opening credits have passed and we are introduced to our hosts Damien Fahey & Myleene Klass. And they are "LIVE" from Costa Rica. The hosts have told us that the "Celebrities" have been in the jungle for 2 days and basically told us that "we", the viewing audience have the power to decide who gets eliminated and who gets goodies. The hosts are then asking why would any of them be in the jungle. Fame? Money? Hell no! It's for charity. The longer the "Celebrities" stay in the jungle the more money they earn for their charities. The hosts now ask who are these "Celebrities" going into the jungle. Then we fade to...

"48 hours ago", thus the graphic tells me, two helicopters are flying over the jungles of Costa Rica. One red and one yellow. The red helicopter of "Team Red" is made up of: Janice Dickinson, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Pratt, Mrs. Blago, & John Salley. Heidi thinks that this will be a spa vacation. (RD: BWA HAH HAH HAH!), Team Yellow is made up of: Frangela, Lou Diamond Phillips, Torrie Wilson, Stephen Baldwin, & Sanjaya (Sanjaya tells us that he has a wild side). Each of the teams are heading towards their camp site through the jungle a different way. Team Red make their way to a river. Each of them are crossing it until suddenly Salley trips and fall in the river while Mrs. Blago gets swept up by river! Mrs. Blago is floating along in the river while the rest of the team are playing catch up to save her. Mrs. Blago ends up at a beach somewhere where the rest of the team catch up with er. Mrs. Blago was really terrified of the experience while Heidi thinks that Mrs. Blago was lucky enough to survive.

Commercial Number 1.

We're back! The hosts give us a recap of the previous segment. The hosts also hype up the first live even called "The Trauma Tank." The hosts said we just saw Team Red trying to find the camp now let's see Team Yellow's journey to the camp.

Now we see a boat filled with Team Yellow. They hit shore and make their way to the jungle. Stephen takes control and tells everybody to be careful. Torrie comments about Stephen taking control. Francis slips on some rocks and falls hard, butt first, into a shallow creek. Francis is trying to recover. Stehpen thinks Francis can't take it but he's commenting about the whole team while they are behind him! Lou thinks Frangela are having a hard time but thinks they can take it. Francis is walking slow but she's okay.

Back to Team Red and Spencer is pondering about the sleeping arrangements. Salley is carrying Janice's backpack because Janice is having trouble carrying her backpack. Janice notices a "big black monkey" in the tree. Salley acts like it's a possible racial insult but there is actually a monkey in the tree that sounds like laughing. Heidi thinks it's fake (RD: Really? Fake! What The HELL?!?) while Salley says "comparing it to a real monkey." Heidi says "yes". Spencer feels insulted because the monkey is laughing at him (RD: Well he is Spencer "The Love Dispenser" you know). Mrs. Blago is struggling to walk in the jungle while Spencer wants to get to camp because he says that everybody thinks that he'll be gone by the first day (RD: Which is true since he is a Grade-A Douche) but he will outlast them all and claim victory. Team Red arrives at the camp and Spencer is not happy with the camp. Janice comments that it's a big slap of reality that they found camp (RD: What? This is reality!). Heidi comments that is the opposite of what she's used to since there is one toilet, she has one change of clothes, and one pairs of shoes (RD: Hard life being a wasted pulse of a whore now huh Heidi?). Spencer says Heidi is spazzing out. Heidi is complaining that she's not happy. Heidi & Spencer are complaining that they did not expect this (RD: What? Never saw the UK version, saw the ABC show like I did, or GEE maybe READ ABOUT IT ON THE GOD DAMN INTERNET! Your supposed to be stuck in the jungle not having a 3-week camp out at the Four Seasons Hotel!?! Idiots!). Spencer is feeling guilty for not being a good husband. Heidi & Spencer go in the jungle to talk. Heidi is STILL complaining on camera. Heidi & Spencer are praying (RD: Oh yes we pray. We need to pray just to make it today. I say we pray!) for strength to survive the situation that their egos got themselves into.

Back to the hosts to give us a quick recap of what I just wrote. Damien talks to Mylene to we found out was a contestant on the UK version of this show about her opinion on finding camp. Mylene expected that the camp was going to be small. Damien thinks The Pratts were going to be in a 4-star hotel. Then we see.

Team Yellow making their way in the jungle. Mrs. Blago sees Team Yellow appearing in camp. Team Red embraces Team Yellow. Stephen expected the camp to be "something bigger". Sanjaya was happy to see camp because he thinks all of Team Yellow are tired from their journey. Salley volunteers himself as cook while Janice wants to cook for Salley. Salley says he's an "anal vegen" (RD: Is he gay? *rimshot*). Salley comments they need the fire going and Janice agrees on that because if they don't the rats will come. Heidi comments that she's freaking out on where they are and needs her Spencer love. Janice finds rules for the camp. Frangela comments that The Pratts are freaking out. Lou reads the rules. Rules of camp: 1. Two Celebrities must empty out their "jungle john" every day. While Lou reads the rules The Pratts leave camp to freak out. Heidi is complaining that she cannot "make sweet love down by the fire" to Spencer (RD: And that's a good thing! "We", meaning the world, don't want you to breed! "We" tried to stop Randy Orton and look what happened! Good thing it was a baby girl!). Heidi is acting like a spoiled brat and is comparing this whole ordeal to "torture" & "Al-Quaeda" (RD: Seriously! Are You Kidding Me?!? I would love to have a baseball bat in my hands and just beat the living crap out of Heidi Pratt right now. This is one spoiled bitch that I would LOVE to see dead.). The Pratts are talking about it and they both commit each other they should quit. The camp wonders where are The Pratts then Spencer says they he & Heidi are quitting. The camp tries to convince them to stay but Spencer says that he wants to leave. Lou wants them to stay for charity but Spencer ADMITS on camera that they chose two crappy charities anyways(RD: Real nice Spencer.). Janice comments that The Pratts are showing bad attitudes. Salley wants them to stay for the experience. Sanajaya says that he won't quit as easily as The Pratts. Spencer is talking to NBC Universal Chairman Ben Silverman on a cell phone. Spencer then goes on one HELL of a rant on how's he's "too famous & too rich" to be near them. He rags on Frangela, Torrie, & Salley. He thinks he's above all of them, he thinks being on the show is ruining his fame, and basically saying he & Heidi should leave the show because he's better than all of them(RD: OH MUTHA F***ING PLEASE!!!).

Commercial Break 2

And we're back. The hosts recap The Pratts tempter tantrum. And we are shown...

Salley comments if the camp has watch "The Hills". Salley is trying to defend Spencer for the actions what he has done by "living in the moment" while Lou thinks what Spencer has done is completely unprofessional. Torrie doesn't care because it's two people down, eight to go. Spencer then returns to camp and makes a lame joke while Heidi says they are staying. Lou comments saying that he thinks The Pratts are playing mind games and Lou isn't trusting Spencer anymore while Frangela compares The Pratts to a bunch of 3-year olds throwing a temper tantrum (RD: Praise on sister!) and that you let them have their fit and ignore them. Heidi tries to be nice to the camp to make peace. The Celebrities go to sleep except for Sanjaya and The Pratts. Sanjaya is up to keep the fire lit and The Pratts are up for the heck of it. The Pratts start a fire dance with Sanajaya along for fun. Heidi is starting to enjoy it right now. The Pratts are sleeping until they fall out of their hammock.

The next day. Everybody at camp is up except for The Pratts. Each of them are doing chores, most of them are done by Frangela. Frangela makes fun of The Pratts at confession. Salley taking pictures of the sleeping Pratts. Stephen comments that everything seems normal but The Pratts are missing again. Mrs. Blago thinks he saw them cross the bridge which means The Pratts looks like they are bailing on the show again! The camp hears Spencer yelling "Don't You F***ing Touch Me!" & "You Can't Touch Me!" somewhere in the jungle. Torrie thinks The Pratts bailed. The camp thinks The Pratts left. Torrie says why not split up The Pratts' stuff since they left. Fran backs her up so everybody takes The Pratts' stuff while Sanajaya takes The Pratts' cot.

Back to the hosts while they comment on the camp taking The Pratts' stuff and the possible leaving of The Pratts.

Commercial Break 3

Back to the hosts again and they spotted a crocodile! The hosts comment that The Pratts left because they are spoiled assholes. Then we get sent back to.

The camp where Torrie is trying out Heidi's hair products. The Pratts are returning to camp and they are not happy. Spencer is joking that he's going to "cook Sanjaya alive". Torrie then comments that they thought The Pratts left. Spencer then gets all douchy over Frangela which ends in one hell of a fight. Heidi is crying about what the camp did (RD: Score! Good job Torrie! Your following your assignment perfectly!) while Spencer is going to "maximum douche" overload. Salley is trying to play peacemaker while Spencer & Frangela continue to fight. Heidi comments that if your attacking Spencer alone he can take it but if you attack Heidi then Spencer will go apes**t on you. This fight is going on forever. Everybody is telling Spencer to calm down and he finally does. Frangela comment once again that The Pratts are like kids, they want attention but in the end they say I'm sorry. Spencer goes on a rant on Torrie saying that "she takes steroids" since "all wrestlers take steroids" (RD: If Spencer was quite informed about this and of course he's not. He would know that most pro wrestlers today are trying to be clean and as of this column no WWE Diva, TNA Knockout, or any female talent have failed a drug test.) while Torrie defends herself saying she doesn't take steroids. Torrie & Spencer fight. Spencer says steroids are the only way Torrie looks the way she does by taking steroids. Torrie snipes back saying to Spencer that does he ever work out because she does? Spencer of course says that he doesn't work out (RD: In his defense it takes a lot of energy to be a douchebag that he is.) Spencer then comments that he had to "Googler her" since he didn't know who she was (RD: Obviously Spencer missed the two Playboy Issues that Torrie did. Let's see here. Torrie Wilson posed for Playboy twice while Heidi Pratt zero. Hrm...). Torrie said she was kidding but Spencer is still unloading on her. Torrie then comments to end the fight that Spencer needs to take a few steroids (RD: Bad idea Torrie! That would make him much, much, worse!). Spencer then comments that he doesn't trust anybody except for Janice and his main goal is to take Torrie down!

Back to the hosts and they comment on Spencer's going nuts. Mylene comments that the camp has to deal with Spencer for three weeks while Heidi has to deal with him for a lifetime. Good one! We get the hype about "The Trauma Tank" again.

Commercial Break 4

Back to the hosts again. Basically recap the Torrie/Spencer feud. And hinting at a possible change which leads us to.

Back to camp where the hosts appear. The hosts give the camp news dissolving the teams making it a battle of the sexes. Men vs Women! (RD: Why do this? It makes no sense!) The Pratts trash talk in confession that it's basically them versus the world but they will survive. Janice says anything can happen. While Frangela in confession says that it's unfair because the men have Salley being an ex-athlete, Lou for being " a brick", Sanjaya for his "mad jungle skills", & Spencer for "his experience at yelling at people". Then we get a gratuitous bikini shot of Torrie swimming in the river (RD: Damn! Forgot how smokin' hot she was). The Pratts are talking smack about Torrie even though they are Christian! (RD: How hypocritical of them!) Spencer gets an idea. Spencer grabs Torrie's backpack and plays with the idea of dumping Torrie's backpack into the river while the camp is trying to stop him from doing it. Spencer instead hides Torrie's backpack in the jungle and Heidi is SO proud of him for hiding it (RD: And that's the Christian way don't you know). Torrie returns to camp looking for her backpack and Fran comments that Spencer hid her backpack. Torrie comments that Spencer sees her as a threat that she might win it all.

Back to the hosts where they say it's now men versus women & Spencer versus the world!

Back to camp and Spencer is doing something we never see from him. Spencer...apologizes?!? (RD: What The Hell?!?) He apologizes to the camp, Frangela, & Torrie. Torrie & the camp are grateful for the apology (RD: Frangela was right!) but really Spencer LIED! The apology was just a way to throw the camp off a-la Reality TV show and he sees them as "servants". Spencer brags about his "Brazilian JuJitsu skills" (RD: But I thought Spencer that you admitted to Torrie that you don't work out?!? Poser!) while everybody laughs at him. Salley admits that he respects Spencer for being rich and famous at twenty while Spencer wants to be the bad guy because it makes him famous. Spencer claims to be "The King of America" (RD: BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!) and wants to win.

Commercial Break 5

We are back with the hosts. Once again they shill "The Trauma Tank". Mylene recaps what the Celebrities have gone through so far. But that's just the beginning.

Back to camp where Spencer reads a note saying that they are about to compete for the first "Food Trial." The Celebrities arrive at the food trial. Heidi starts to trash talk like a little punk. Mylene explains the Food Trial. The teams will compete against each other. The winning team will eat a chicken dinner with fruit and vegetables while the losers eat rice and beans. The food trail works like this; each member will come up to the podium and eat what the hosts serve them. Whoever finishes what they are served and show them an empty mouth will earn a point. The team that has five points wins the competition & the meal. If a Celebrity doesn't like what they are served they can scream "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" so they can not eat it but they will loose the round and give a point to the opposing team. The women have one extra team member so Janice sits out due to "bronchitis".

The Food Trial begins. Round One it's Salley & Heidi and they are served rat's tails. Heidi chews it while Salleys swallows it whole to win for One Point. Round two it's Angela & Sanjaya are next and they must drink an entire cow's intestine milkshake. Sanjaya power chugs it for the win even though he spilled most of it. Janice is crying foul over it but Sanjaya licks the table clean of his spilled milkshake! Men lead two to nothing. Round Three it's Spencer & Fran and they must eat a live stick bug. Fran freaks out over the stick bug and we go to commercial!

Commercial Break 6

Back to the hosts and we go back to the food competition.

We're at the point where Fran freaks out over the stick bug. Spencer goes at it like an animal and eats everything on his plate, garnish included. While Fran freaks out then finally eats the stick bug. We almost see a "reversal" (RD: Fancy word meaning throw up.) from Spencer but Fran gets the win making it two-to-one men. Spencer said he could had won but he thought he had to eat everything on the plate including the garnish. Fran is proud that she ate that bug while Stephen gives a "good job" to Fran & gives her a "thumbs up". Round Four it's Mrs. Blago versus Lou and they are eating a dead tarantula. Lou tries to finish it whole while Mrs. Blago is a nibbler. Lou almost gives a "reversal" as well but in the end Lou wins because he has an empty mouth while Mrs. Blago still had tarantula legs in her mouth making it three-to-one men. Round Five its Torrie versus Stephen and they are eating tripe. Torrie eats the tripe like they are potato chips while Stephen could barely even eat it. Torrie wins the round making it three-to-two men. Round Six it's Salley & Heidi again and they are eating scorpions. Heidi is trying to eat it really fast while Salley is eating them like they are Skittles winning the round making it four-to-two men. Round Seven its Sanjaya and Angela again and they are eating an iguana's tail. While Angela tries to eat the iguana's tail Sanjaya swallows the whole thing in ONE GULP! With Sanjaya's "deep throat" (RD: And who says Adam Lambert wasn't the only gay "American Idol" contestant?) makes the score five-to-two making the men the winners of the food competition. The men get the chicken dinner while the women get rice and beans.

The celebrities head back to camp. Torrie wanted the women to win but it didn't happen. Lou admits that he has no problems eating testicles (RD: Uh...I'll let you make that joke for yourself.) while Sanjaya admits that cow intestine milkshake is way better than anything his mom could make for him.

Back to the hosts where they recap the food competition and Mylene admits she can eat what the Celebrities ate. The hosts shill for the charities over at NBC.com. Then we hit commercials!

Commercial Break 7

Back to the hosts again. The hosts recap how Spencer & Janice are tools and Sanjaya is basically Mogli from "The Jungle Book" with a kick ass haircut. So we are back to.

The camp. Spencer talks to Mrs. Blago about Mr. Blago. Mrs. Blago basically gave the same answers what Mr. Blago has been saying over, and, over again (RD: If you want to hear about it find it on a Google Search). Mrs. Blago blames the "special interests" that took down Mr. Blago (RD: And not selling the open Senate seat eh?). Spencer admits that he met Mr. Blago and he would had voted him for President (RD: So that makes Spencer a Republican eh?). Mrs. Blago cries that Mr. Blago couldn't bring evidence (RD: Uh yes he could just that he didn't care.) for his impeachment for his defense. Mrs. Blago also says that thanks to Mr. Blago she lost her charity job. Mrs. Blago admits that the last six months have been hell for her and family and Spencer says that Mrs. Blago's kids are "The Heidi & Spencer of politics" (RD: So the Blago's kids are hated too? Didn't know that?). Janice & Spencer give Mrs. Blago support. Then The Pratts join Mrs. Blago for a prayer (RD: Oh yes we pray. We need to pray just to make it today. I say we pray! Oh MC Hammer. Your words are still true to this day).

Hosts again as they comments on Mrs. Blago finding the support she needs. The hosts said that the men's chicken dinner is about to arrive.

Back to the camp where Salley's taking pictures again while the Celebrities look up and the men's dinner arrive. Sanjaya reads the note congratulating the men and the meal is "for the winning team only". Mrs. Blago prefers the rice and beans over the tarantula from the Food Trial. Sanjaya admits that all of the men broke the rules and gave their winning meal leftovers to the women (RD: What the hell is the point of having a reward if your going to give it to the losing team?!? I mean seriously!) because Sanjaya thinks that it's the first food competition and they wanted the women to be happy and everybody to get along. So all of the women eat the mens meal while Janice throws f-bombs on not throwing food in the fire for fear of rats coming over to the camp. Sanjaya fears punishment for giving the women the winning meal but hopes that doesn't happen.

Commercial Break 8

Back to the hosts where they hype "The Trauma Tank" one more time. Then they mention that every team needs a leader. Which I'm guessing will leads us back to.

Camp. Torrie reads a note saying that each team must pick one member from the team as leader. Men pick Lou and Women pick Janice for leaders. Salley thinks Lou is a good leader while Torrie thinks Janice is a good leader. Janice then brags saying that it was "uni-amoumous", "un-amammaous", or unanimous to those that can speak the English language.

Back to the hosts where the hosts recap the chosen leaders and make fun of Janice saying the word "unanimous"

Back to camp where there's going to be a Leadership Competition between Janice & Lou. Each of them are going to tied to a chair and their arms chained with them holding their arms above their heads. Whoever holds their arms up the longest will become leader and the loser will be slimed (RD: SO basically it's Nickelodeon's version of your typical Reality TV Show Endurance Test.). Lou & Janice are in their chairs. Lou thought that Janice is going to win. In what seems like minutes Janice takes a dive making Lou the winner of the Leadership Competition (RD: Also making this the worst Endurance Test ever in Reality TV.). Lou is leader of Week 1. Good News: Lou is immune from Food Trials so no matter what happens Lou gets to eat the good stuff. 2. Lou gets to pick a Celebrity to do any of the following: Wash his clothes for the week, Get Breakfast In Bed for the week, or Get A Foot Rub for the week. Sanjaya volunteers for giving Lou foot rubs (RD: Hrm....). Bad News: Lou must assign Celebrities chores for the week: Fran is doing dishes, Stephen & Lou are going to collect firewood & clean the "jungle john", and Torrie & Lou are boiling water.

Commercial Break 9

Back to the hosts. Hey you want to hear about "The Trauma Tank" one more time?

Back to camp where Heidi reads a note about an Immunity Competition. So the Celebrities are packing up and heading to the competition.

Back to the hosts near the overly shilled "Trauma Tank" where the Celebrities finally arrive. Damien mentions that they are live and they just found out that Stephen was bitten by something called a "bullet ant". It's named a "bullet ant" because it's bite feels like you've been shot (RD: Uh...OW!). Stephen admits that he's in real pain and he's been bitten twice (RD: DAMN!). Damien talks to Mrs. Blago about being swept down the river and I wish I can write what she said but thanks to a bad mic I can't. Damien talks to Salley about his arachnophobia then Salley says he's confronting his fear. Janice says she's not ready for "The Trauma Tank". Lou says he doesn't feel any pressure for being leader. Damien then tells the Celebrities about the famous "Trauma Tank". Each Celebrity is tied down to a plank and is dipped head first where there will be "company" for the Celebrities. Whoever survives the longest will win Immunity for him/herself & their team from the public elimination from the fans. Then we hit a commercial.

Commercial Break 10.

Back to Damien where most of the Celebrities are in "The Trauma Tank". The Pratts are sitting out for this competition. And "The Trauma Tank" challenge begins. First to enter the tank are big ass cockroaches. And immediately Frangela are eliminated from the competition. Soon as Frangela leave the "Trauma Tank" Salley & Janice get themselves eliminated from competition. Next to enter "The Trauma Tank" are centipedes. Followed by leaf bugs then tarantulas. Salley is freaking out over the tarantulas then...

Out of time! The remaining survivors so far are Torrie & Mrs. Blago for the women. Lou, Stephen, & Sanjaya for the men in "The Trauma Tank". Tune in tomorrow to find out who survives the infamous "Trauma Tank"!

You mean I have to watch this again?!? OYE!

Torrie. Please get eliminated soon. Not because I hate you it's just that so far this show is getting really bad. Bad as in "See No Evil" type of bad.

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