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Posted by Raging Demons on 04/29/2009 at 10:34 AM


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Guess what time it is? It's "Random Thoughts" time! The column where I throw anything and everything together that's either not big enough for a column or whatever I feel like. I take all the information that I have, knead the dough for my column of pizza, throw some ingredients on there, put it in the oven, and you have a pizza full of my words to delight on. With extra meat to boot! And of course the reason that I do that is that all of them are not enough for a column.

AND! Here's the fun part. If you send me an e-mail or a Message on the MySpace page that somewhat wrestling related or you want to ask me a question. Not only will I post it here but I will promote or PLUG your webpage or anything else that you have.

Okay and let's see what we got in the ole In box this time around.



BAH! What the hell?!? Who would in their right mind would torture me with Lady Gaga?!? Damn this is awful. This is probably the worst song of all time.

Or is it?!?


Well enough "Rock bashing" for the day. I can do that any time I want. And that's okay. That means we jump right into the ole column.

And we start off with...

1. The big news floating around as of late is NBC's plans to re-air the GOD awful Reality TV Show "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" Mostly the news and fame is floating around Impeached Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich trying to leave the country to star on the show. In the end poor Blago didn't get the judge's approval for him to leave the country. During all of this the entire cast of the show. The entire show cast consists of: The just recently married stars of "The Hills" Heidi & Spencer Pratt
, "Best Damn Sports Show PERIOD!" host John Salle, First Supermodel & Ex-"American's Next Top Model" Judge Janice Dickenson, "American Idol" disaster Sanjaya, Stephen Baldwin, and...Torrie Wilson!
When I first heard this all I can say is "Is Torrie Wilson going broke?!? Is her store 'Jaded' becoming a giant money pit?" I mean I'm concerned since Torrie is a "Wrestler's Rescue" supporter. But to do this show? Did she ever see it when it was on the air?!? Torrie. From one person to another. You better know what the hell your doing. Especially since your going to be sharing the same oxygen as Spencer Pratt. Spencer is such a douchebag that Randy Orton takes lessons from him! And this goes out to Spencer & Heidi. You better not harm Torrie. Torrie Wilson has been around Michelle McCool & Maria so she knows how to beat up brainless, talentless hacks. Also Torrie's boyfriend happens to be a MMA fighter. So you wanna bet that she knows a lesson or two about making someone her "bitch" as it were. I'll recap it only because I tend to be a bit masochistic at times.

2. I hoped all of you liked WWE's "Backlash" because some history happened on that night. "Backlash" was the first ever WWE Pay-Per-View since the Brand Split that all three World Titles changed on that night. Christian winning the ECW Title, Edge winning the World Heavyweight Title, and "Everybody's Favorite Douchebag" Randy Orton winning the WWE Title. The Pay-Per-View also proved the following:
A: Christian shutting up TNA President Dixie Carter about her thoughts of any TNA star leaving TNA for WWE will be career suicide looking to be false now since Christian just left TNA recently to be on ECW. Granting Jack Swagger screwing up on "No Way Out" had a hand in it.
B: Edge is now about 1 World Title away to double digits since he has now held 9 World Titles total and tied Triple H for holding the World Heavyweight Title the most times with 5. Also in my "Group" discussions as of late is being mentioned if Edge will replace The Rock's role as the "Best Transitional Champion Ever". I'll go into further discussion about that later on in the year.
C: "Everybody's Favorite Douchebag" Randy Orton getting a title win after that horrible match at Wrestlemania 25. I hope Orton isn't getting the "Push From Hell"! RAW has gotten more douchey now! Blame Randall for it!

3. Speaking of "Backlash" one more time. You probably seen the "injury" from the "Last Man Standing" match between Edge and WWE's resident "Kryptonian" Kal-El, er I mean John Cena. Well the reason for the injury is because Cena's been written off to film that "un-named" movie he was talking about when he was promoting "12 Rounds". Mixed feelings for me here. On one side I don't get to see Cena on my TV for awhile. Good for me while bad for WWE. On the other side I'm going to be forced to see another "WWE FILMS" movie which will get me royally pissed some more since WWE still owes me $12 bucks for "12 Rounds" since I missed an episode of "Dollhouse" for it. Before I end this and go on let me say this. Last week on "WWE Superstars" Cena was REAL close to delivering a pretty good promo, then he went all "Kryptonian" and turned it into a a-typical "main star good guy" bull puckey of a promo. BLEH!

4. Pictures have leaked on new TNA Knockout Sarah Stock. This is what she looks like.

(Picture courtesy of Superluchas.net)

I don't know. After seeing that picture Stock KINDA reminds me of something in a Pop Culture sort of way...


Yes. Sarah Stock reminds me of a "Team Galatic" member. Team Galatic are the villains in the latest Pokemon games "Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum" games. All I know now is that whenever I see Stock now. I better make sure that she doesn't steal my Pokemon!

5. Heard the rumors of Lacey Von Erich re-signing with WWE? Well you can ignore those rumors because they ARE rumors. Not only did Lacey Von Erich posted on her MySpace Blog that she's definitely signed for "Wrestlicious" later on this year but that blond that wrestled in FCW recently was in fact a recent WWE hire. WWE has signed a new blond female wrestler named Carly. Not much is known about her at that time except for the following. I guess Vince McMahon is right. He can find another blond to take your place.

6. A little tech news for you. Midway Games, maker of "Mortal Kombat" and just recently the DISASTER "TNA Impact" video game may be bought out. Midway is just about to claim "Bankruptcy" status. Even though they are developing a sequel to the "TNA Impact" game. But the buyer that is considering purchasing Midway. Time Warner! The same Time Warner that bought out Turner Networks which in the end "killed" WCW which later on made Vince McMahon buy WCW. So Time Warner first kills WCW and now might kill TNA's video game developers? Does Time Warner really hate pro wrestling THAT much?

7. The definition of "sticking one foot into one's mouth" usually means when you say something it usually comes back to haunt you and it makes you look like a complete tool. Hulk Hogan comes to mind. Of course everybody has heard recently of Hogan's comments on "Rolling Stone" about comparing himself to convicted felon O.J. Simpson for the murder of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and "friend" Ron Goldman and how he MIGHT want to do what O.J. did. Well. Brother! Prepare to have that foot not only in your mouth, but swallow it too. Because just recently Linda Hogan is asking the judge for EVEN more money for the "fear of her safety" because of those comments. D'oh!

8. Okay so what's going on with recent TNA hire Bobby Lashley? Well it looks like it may be a short term stay in TNA. Lashley still wants to do MMA. So his current contract right now lets him do TNA & MMA events. Lashley has received some criticism over his TNA stay as of late. But what was missing was Lashley's latest MMA opponent. Through Lashley's "Twitter" page & various MMA websites it has been announced that Lashley will face Bob Sapp. If the name doesn't ring a bell I'll give you a brief history. Sapp is an ex-NFL player who was going to be in WCW, but that was during right after Vince McMahon bought WCW. Since then Sapp mostly been competing in MMA over in Japan. Even though both WWE & TNA has been trying to get him into a wrestling ring it looks like he's going to be in MMA for awhile. In recent interviews Sapp thinks he can take out Lashley by slugging it out. Since Lashley happens to be an accomplished amateur wrestler. You might have a lot to work with Sapp.

9. I hope you like Ring Of Honor. I hope you like Time Warner. Well you can't like both. Time Warner is dropping HDNet, the TV network that airs Ring Of Honor. So if you still want to see ROH, find someone else that airs HDNet.

10. And finally! Quick update on me. Nothing much has changed. Follow my MySpace blog to keep track of me. I'm going to try to NOT jump on Twitter. I've always been anti-fads. But knowing me I'll probably do it. Eventually. Bleh!

Until next time. (right click it).
"I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars."

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