I got to admit. Not on my usual game here. Trying to gather information for the latest column about a certain "Tranny". Good thing I can do this...
The TNA Pay-Per-View "Victory Road" is around the corner. It a relatively new Pay-Per-View for them. The only thing unique here is the return of the "Ultimate X" match from last year. TNA has also brought back it's "World X Cup" to Victory Road this year. Other than that. It's just your a-typical average pay-per-view.
Thank God I can "Phone It In" since I'm tired as hell.
Let's take a look at the card and the possible outcomes. The card is current and up to date courtesy of TNAwrestling.com
TNA World Title
Samoa Joe defends the title versus Booker T
Winner: Samoa Joe Reason: He is "The Future" don't you know! Doesn't help when Booker T said that in an interview as well.
TNA World Tag Title Match
Fan's Revenge Lumberjack Match
LAX w/Salinas & Hector Guerrero defends the titles versus Beer Money Inc. w/Jackie Moore
Winner: LAX Reason: This feud started thanks to a quickie boomerang title change from Beer Money Inc. Which I thought is a complete waste of time. This is a filler feud, adding to that all members of that stable have done something REALLY stupid as of late (LAX wanting to "Shank" the internet fans, Salinas is now pro-marijuana. I'm waiting for you to do something stupid Hector Guerrero!) I figure they'll stumble into a Tag Title win.
Knockouts Title Match
Taylor defends the title versus Awesome Kong w/Raisha Saeed
Winner: Awesome Kong Reason: The title change was just something to shake off the way Kong has been a "division killer" of sorts when she was the champ. I figure they probably shake the taste out their mouths with Taylor enough for Kong to get the title back. And if Kong doesn't get the title, well DAMN! Way to go TNA for getting a newbie a chance at a title run. ALTHOUGH! I have a better idea though (*cough* Christy Hemme *cough*).
The Finals of The World X-Cup Tournament.
Competing are:
Team International: Shawn Daivari, Tyson Dux, Alex Kozlov, & Doug Williams
Team TNA: The Motor City Machineguns, Kaz, & Curry Man
Team Japan: Milano Connection A.T., Taichi Ishikari, Masato Yoshino & Naruki Doi
Team Mexico: Ultimo Guerrero & Ray Bucanero (with 2 more spots left to be filled)
Winner: Team TNA Reason: History has shown in the two previous World X Cups that Team USA has won them both. I would love it that Team International won because of their strong line-up. But guess who's hosting it? And who's in it? Easy pickings right there.
Six-Man Tag Team Match
Fans Pick The Stipulation Match
AJ Styles, Christian Cage, & Rhino vs Kurt Angle & Team 3D
Winner: Team 3D & Kurt Angle Reason: Interesting. At first it was going to be a "Full Metal Mayhem" match, which is TNA's version of a "Tables, Ladders, and Chairs (Oh MY!)" match. They just changed it to that where at the Victory Road Pay-Per-View you the fans will get to choose what these six-men will compete in. With Team 3D & Angle winning it gives them two reasons: One, Angle gets a payback win from Styles from the last Pay-Per-View "Slammiversary" when Styles beat Angle. Two, With Team 3D beating Rhino & Cage it will continue their feud for a bit.
"Black Machismo" Jay Lethal w/So Cal Val vs "The Guru" Sonjay Dutt
Winner: Sonjay Dutt Reason: When you get a bunch of kids screaming "Set Val Free!" I mean COME ON! You got to continue it for the bad comedy. And all of you know I love the bad!
Gail Kim vs Angelina Love
Winner: Gail Kim Reason: My guess was this was a hastily built mini-feud since Moose A.K.A. Mickie Knuckles suffered an injury recently at an indy fed match the likes that only Joe Theisman & Sid Vicious suffered...live! I know that Angelina Love & her running buddy Velvet Skye A.K.A. "The Beautiful People" have their beef with Kim. So I figure that Kim could get a little bit of a payback here.
Funny thing here. I'm leaving this right now with "Perfect Way" by Scritti Politti on the ole iPod. Next week we're doing this again but this time it's for "The Great American Bash" while I figure out how can a "Tranny" have a kid?
Dawn Marie & Myself are still asking for people to help out The Carrie Deussing RSD Foundation for any possible charitable contributions. Most recently The Foundation has ALMOST reached their goal and most of you didn't go and SEE Dawn Marie about it. Go and see her! So if you can please donate, it would be mostly appreciated. Unless your heartless bastards! Also Dawn Marie has accepted some booking appointments so check out here and here and ask her in person if you can help her out to "Tame The Flame."
Until next time. I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars.
