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Posted by Charles Deane on 04/01/2008 at 10:47 AM

Alright so here are my Wrestlemania thoughts.

24 Man Battle Royal was friggin’ awesome. That spot where Jamie Noble ran up everybody’s backs on the outside was pure genius, it’s just a shame he got eliminated straight after. I can’t believe Kane kicked Mark Henry so hard he went over the top rope. He truly stole the show here. Match of the year candidate.

Finlay vs. JBL was friggin’ awesome. When Finlay put JBL through the table I thought he had it won but he didn’t and when JBL hit the Clothesline from Hell I knew it was over. Match of the year candidate.

MITB was friggin’ awesome. I thought MVP was going to win it but then Matt Hardy came in and he didn’t. Morrison falling onto the top rope, what a spot! And CM Punk won, it looked like Chris Jericho would but then Punk stopped him and he won instead. Match of the year candidate.

Umaga vs. Batista was friggin’ awesome. I had a lot of doubts about these two but they really pulled it off here. When Umaga went for the Samoan Spike I thought he had it but then Batista blocked it. I can’t believe Batista actually hit the Batista Bomb as well, he deserved the win here. Match of the year candidate.

ECW Championship match was friggin’ awesome. Kane deserved to win and he did which was good because he did so well in the Battle Royal. Match of the year candidate.

Flair vs. HBK was friggin’ awesome. I really thought that Flair was going to win it a couple of times but HBK gave him TWO Sweet Chin Musics and nobody ever gets up from TWO Sweet Chin Musics and then when it was over Flair had to go. I know I said before that Flair was long past it but it’s still sad that he’s gone. Match of the year candidate.

Bunnymania was your usual toilet break match. That piss I took was off the chain though. Piss of the year candidate.

WWE Championship match was friggin’ awesome. Cena rolling over after the cross-body and getting Orton on his shoulders was AMAZING but then HHH stopped him. I couldn’t believe it when HHH used the Crippler Crossface on Cena, I thought he had it won and then later he hit the Pedigree and I thought he had it won but Orton stole it which obviously was to put him over as a heel. Match of the year candidate.

Big Show vs. Mayweather was friggin’ awesome. When the entourage tried to take Mayweather away I thought that was it but it wasn’t and then when he had him set up for the Chokeslam I thought he had it won but he didn’t and Mayweather won. Match of the year candidate.

WHC match was friggin’ awesome. When Taker tried to Chokeslam Edge I thought he had it won but Edge countered and the match continued but then he did Chokeslam after Edge tried a Spear, and then Edge Speared him later and didn’t win so he tried to Spear again but Taker countered it and Edge submitted and Undertaker won and now he’s 16-0, I never thought he could go 16-0 but he did. Match of the year candidate.

This was the friggin’ best PPV I have ever seen in my whole entire life and I should know I have seen every PPV EVER in the history of the world. When the DVD comes out I shall buy it in both DVD and Blu-Ray format and play them side by side to compare the clarity. If you did not watch this PPV then you are obviously scum and should die a slow and horrible death.

~ Sheepling




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