Before we going here with the column. Viewer Mail time for me.
"Dave" writes to me about the "Where's The Love?!?" column where I did not say nice things to Floyd Mayweather. I said all he ever can do is box (what he does since he's a boxer) & dance (from his "Dancing With The Stars" appearance). His exact words were...
"Wait a second? Hold on a minute... did I just hear you right? Mayweather can box? Did you see the Delahoya/Mayweather fight? All I kept hearing about was how Mayweather Jr. continued to the legacy of his father.
After seeing tapes of old boxing matches compared with what "Jr." does I'd say he is a far cry from being pound for pound the greatest welterweight, or the greatest fighter in the world. I'd reserve that for Tommy Hearns, or Marvin Hagler."
And it goes on, and on, and on. So WAY off the point. In his match vs Big Show of course Mayweather is going to win! He's getting $2 million bones from WWE (rumor has it the $20 million he was "paid for" from WWE was probably a work number). The point of the whole column is how Mayweather is looking right now thanks to the promos and whatever WWE is putting him through: SUCKY! There are some celebrities that in a wrestling ring can look good in the end process or can look really bad. I mean look at "Pac-Man" Jones from TNA. Thanks to the NFL contract he was stuck to he couldn't wrestle. Pretty soon he looked like the biggest nothing on the planet.
Bottom line: For every Lawrence Taylor (good) there's going to be a Jay Leno (really bad). Thanks Dave your "imaginary" t-shirt is on the way (I get to say that line! Go Fred Roggin! WHOO!!!!).
Send me e-mail, or a message on my MySpace Page and if I do another "Random Thoughts" I'll post it here. Please no e-mails with "Hi", "Hello", or "Hey there" as the subject because a lot of spam are using that nowadays as the subject and they could get deleted.
Now to the column at hand here. Truth be told I have a lot of ideas for columns. Just not enough material to do anything at all. I mean take a look at last week! Bleh! So I decided to try this format out and take whatever ideas that I have at the time, no matter how small it is, and turn it into one nice column.
So...HERE WE GO!!!
1. Urm...yeah. Just right after I did my "What The Hell Jeff?!?" column apparently...Jeff Hardy's house burnt down. Jeff lost everything, even his dog! And he didn't have the house insured. I don't know whether Jeff is experiencing one HELL of a bad kharma shot, I was SOMEHOW involved, or (kinda funny here) what a couple of members of my Group said that this could be a retaliatory response for Jeff being suspended due to the WWE Wellness Program. Whatever that happened. According to Matt Hardy on his most recent blog this was one hell of a tragic moment here. For now Jeff is living at Matt's House. And if you want to donate some clothes, items, or whatever to get Jeff back on his feet again.
Send items to..
Jeff Hardy c/o Matt Hardy
P.O. Box 713
Vass, NC 28394
2. And...SPEAKING OF MYSPACE BLOGS! Gregory Helms talks in his blog about TNA ripping off the Superhero gimmick for Eric Young. I got nothing to say about that. I got a big ole column reserved for TNA and their recent gimmicks in the coming weeks! I'm kinda hoarked off with them because of that. And most of the hate goes straight to "Stone Cold" Shark Boy! Dude, I'm an Austin fan. Don't rip off his gimmick! Especially when you make a rip-off an "Austin 3:16" T-shirt!!!
3. Last weekend I hung out with TNA's Christy Hemme. Mostly to check out her side-project, her rock band "HEMME". Christy's gimmick in TNA and her real band are WAY different. I got to see her personally in an intimate show at the "Westchester Sports Bar & Grill" in LA. It was actually a pretty good show. Christy is very nice in person. I HIGHLY recommend seeing her in concert because she's going to be touring soon. If you want to listen to her music and see if it's pretty good for you go...HERE!!! and read my MySpace Blog to learn about my Hemmification!
4. Those of you that hate Triple H for marrying into the McMahon family. Well I have a reason that now is a GOOD thing. According to rumors Triple H actually cares about pro wrestling and WWE. Shocking if you believe. Triple H right now is trying to clean up all the bad "toilet humor" that Vince McMahon wants to put in the shows (like your "Big Dick Johnson"). Hey! As long as I don't get to see or hear any long gratituous fart jokes I'm all in for Triple H protecting us from Vinnie Mac. I've seen that happen. It's called..."SCARY MOVIE 2!!!"
5. Reason why "Superman" John Cena & "Everybody's Favorite Douchebag" Randy Orton can be so despised?!? Take a look at this week! Cena & Orton vs everybody! And who ends up on top...Cena & Orton!!! That is until Triple H came out and killed Cena & Orton! DAMN SKIPPY FUN I SAY! Yeesh!
6. Kim Kardashian is going to be at Wrestlemania?!? I thought WWE doesn't like skanky ass porn stars?!? I mean Kim is right up there with the "Hey Look at Me!" generation where all they want is attention, fame, and money. Kim should be worried about her fraud charges than this. Oh yeah Kim's right up there with my hate for Paris Hilton!
7. Okay so everybody has seen Paul Heyman's latest project. The Online web series "The Heyman Hustle" on The Sun's website. Everybody says that it's bad and let me tell you...it is bad! But I like bad! Let me tell you how much I loved "bad" TV/Movies. I saw "Howard The Duck", I saw "Dune", I saw "The Punisher" with Dolph Lungren, and all "WWE Films" movies. If that doesn't call me a masochist I don't know what does! There are some funny moments in "The Heyman Hustle". Like on episode 1 when Paul E pie-faces Johnny Fairplay. Or episode 2 with Dawn Marie wearing nothing but a bikini, a fur jacket, and a smile. And most recently with episode 4 where "Inside The Actor's Studio" James Lipton gives the biggest "WTF" look when Paul E told him he was in pro wrestling. Sometimes in a pile of dung can be a gem here or there. Other than that....eh!
8. And finally. You don't need to buy the "Playboy" issue with Maria on it. Due to two reasons: 1. The Internet (I'm not telling you where to find it, do that yourself!) 2. G4's "Attack Of The Show". In that show Maria sat in a "Hawaii chair" (Hawaii Chair: a chair that the seat swivels like if your doing a hula) and thanks to the way she was dressed I guess she wasn't wearing any underwear because we almost had a "wardrobe malfunction" where we could have seen Maria's "Cha-Cha". Thankfully Maria covered it up in someway where that didn't happen. I'm 100% hetero but in some pics for "Playboy" Maria looked awfully skinny and that turns me off big time. Women if your going to be so rail thin that you are being accused of being an anorexic I got a tip. EAT A SANDWICH!
Well. That's it. If you like I can continue this. Else...aw man!
